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  • Number of visits : 184
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About itschloe : I'm 15years old and I live in Europe.

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Today, I was diagnosed with severe nut allergies. My dad decided to buy jars of Nutella, write "You know you want this" on them, and stick them around the house. FML


I agree, your life sucks (50880) - you deserved it (3484)

On 08/12/2013 at 11:24am - health - by nutfreak (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend and my best friend making out. She claimed he was just tasting her lipstick. FML


I agree, your life sucks (54049) - you deserved it (3743)

On 07/15/2013 at 12:47pm - love - by leeceetaylor99 - United States (Texas)

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