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ithappens18
  • Town/Country : Jim Thorpe, United States of America
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 23 October 1997 (16 years)
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Today, I went on a date with a very cute girl. It went well, until I accidentally called the blueberries in her dessert Oran Berries. I sheepishly explained that they're a berry from the Pokémon universe, at which point she excused herself, never to return. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20241) - you deserved it (32440)

On 02/02/2013 at 4:20pm - love - by Brock (man) - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, I walked in on my mother rubbing one out. For the third time. I then had to explain to her, also for the third time, why pleasuring herself in the living room is inappropriate. FML

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On 09/14/2012 at 1:28am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, I made a fake Facebook account for a girl, and then set my relationship status to make it look like the fake person was my girlfriend. Someone found out and hacked the fake account. My fake girlfriend just dumped me over Facebook. FML

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On 12/18/2011 at 8:24pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Alabama)

Today, I went to the park and sat down on a bench to enjoy my coffee. I heard a few young girls behind me talking about how their first experience of sex was. I turned around to see how old these girls really were. One of them was my daughter. FML

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206 comments

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On 01/27/2011 at 10:35pm - intimacy - by JordanVilleneuve (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I found my beloved hamster, Toofie. Toofie escaped from his cage. 4 years ago. FML

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149 comments

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On 01/16/2010 at 4:36pm - animals - by riptoofie (woman) - United States (Nevada)

Today, I woke up in my best guy friend's bed to the sound of him jerking off. As I laid there motionless with my back to him, he reached around me to grab a tissue. I don't think I can ever speak to him again. FML

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On 12/09/2009 at 4:20am - intimacy - by dfkjhregoiuberiug (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I sent a text to my boyfriend saying 'Come over and do me.' He never responded. FML

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On 02/10/2009 at 3:46pm - love - by noneofthesex (woman) - United States (Minnesota)



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