About italianbby : I model and was the captain of my high school state champ rugby team. I'm Italian decent, but I've lived in the USA my whole life. 2013 Tilted Kilt Calendar girl :)
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Today, while at the beach, my little brother's hat blew off. I chased after it before I completely lost sight and realized I was no match for the wind. I get back and he's wearing the hat. I chased a fucking trash bag for a mile thinking it was his hat. FML
by justhereforlaughs / 09/12/2011 at 6:32pm / United States (Oregon) / Miscellaneous
Today, I realized that the place that my brothers and I would find soggy balloons and blow them up when we were younger is where the prostitutes take their clients. We were blowing up used condoms for a good part of our childhood. FML
by IbetIgotAIDS / 09/12/2011 at 12:15pm / United States (Kentucky) / Intimacy
Today, I had a creepy old guy with awful body odor in my salon. As I was washing his hair, he brought up how he wants to start a garden, and how a woman's monthly flow weirdly helps to make it grow. Then he asked me if I can save up my used tampons for him. FML
by fashionista1787 / 09/11/2011 at 11:23pm / United States (New Hampshire) / Work
by me / 09/07/2011 at 7:53pm / United States (New Jersey) / Transportation
by rplovez / 09/05/2011 at 7:14pm / Canada / Transportation
by ginger / 08/19/2011 at 6:38am / New Zealand (Auckland) / Love
Today, I took a taxi to my hotel. I specifically said that my destination was the Hilton resort. He took me to a bed and breakfast across town. When I finally got to my hotel, I cursed him out and didn't give him a tip. I then realized I'd left my phone in the taxi after he left. FML
by Anonymous / 08/19/2011 at 12:11am / United States / Transportation
by ms_nothing / 08/19/2011 at 12:03am / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
by kaitylait / 08/18/2011 at 8:59pm / Canada (Saskatchewan) / Health
by Anonymous / 08/18/2011 at 9:38am / United Kingdom (Bexley) / Animals
Today, I was sitting in my cubicle at work, nursing a hangover, and thinking how stupid I was for getting so shit-faced last night. I then realized that I was voicing my thoughts out loud, and the whole office had gone quiet, listening to me castigate myself. FML
by Anonymous / 08/18/2011 at 3:42am / United States / Work
by gb / 08/18/2011 at 1:18am / Australia (New South Wales) / Health
by Username / 08/17/2011 at 7:37pm / United States / Love
by candymansvan17 / 08/17/2011 at 5:50pm / United States (Oklahoma) / Miscellaneous
Today, I counted the amount of stuff that my dad had bought within a week: a brand new boat, car, and truck. He also has countless gadgets at his office, including a 60" television. Our house is literally falling apart but Mr. Midlife-crisis won't do anything to help. FML
by phonemenace / 08/17/2011 at 5:50am / United States (California) / Money
- Today, at 11:30 p.m., after a 5-hour train journey to get back to Paris carrying a suitcase that’s… Today, I’m in Sweden. This morning, I went out to get the mail in my pajamas. Well, it doesn’t only… Today, I truly understood that I was in Germany when, in my workplace, during our lunch break, one…