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  • Birth Date : Friday 28 May 1993 (21 years)
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About italianbby : I model and was the captain of my high school state champ rugby team. I'm Italian decent, but I've lived in the USA my whole life. 2013 Tilted Kilt Calendar girl :)

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Today while at the beach my little brother's hat blew off. I chased after it before I completely lost looool sight and realized I was no match for the wind. I get back and he's wearing the hat. I chased a fucking trash bag for a mile thinking it was his hat. FML

#17729862
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22989) - you deserved it (9706)

On 09/12/2011 at 6:32pm - misc - by justhereforlaughs (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Yesterday, I realized that the place that mah brother and I would find soggy balloon and blow them up when we were younger is where the prostitute take their clients. We were blowing up used condom fir a good part of our childhood. FML

#17727595
398 comments

I agree, your life sucks (85742) - you deserved it (13156)

On 09/12/2011 at 12:15pm - intimacy - by IbetIgotAIDS (man) - United States (Kentucky)

2day I had a creepy old guy with awful body odor in my salon. As I was washing his hair , he brought up how he wants to start a garden , an how a woman's monthly flow wierdly helps to make it grow. Then he askd me if I can save up my usd tampons fir him. big fat FML

#17724529
155 comments

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On 09/11/2011 at 11:23pm - work - by fashionista1787 - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I missd my bus, so I walkd home in the rain from school, only to realize my mom had been following me the whole time in the car, laughing her ass off. FML

#17691004
119 comments

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On 09/07/2011 at 7:53pm - misc - by me - United States (New Jersey)

Today, boyfriend broke up with me by covering car with post-it notes that read ( it's you not me. ) FML

#17673580
112 comments

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On 09/05/2011 at 7:14pm - love - by rplovez (woman) - Canada

Today, I got dumpd by my boyfriend because he is trd of everyone giving him shit about my ginger hair. FML

#17517733
314 comments

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On 08/19/2011 at 6:38am - love - by ginger (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, I took a taxi to mah hotel . I specifically said that mah destination was the Hilton resort . He took me to a bed and breakfast across town . When I finally got to mah hotel, I cursed him out and didn't give him a tip . I then realized I'd left mah phone in the taxi after he left . FML

#17515191
74 comments

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On 08/19/2011 at 12:11am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today , I went to register fir college classes with mom . Upon leaving , mom confessed to me that she thinks I will get pregnant an drop out before freshman year is over . mega FML

Today, I told ma dad I was going to te gym . He stood up an clapped . fat FML

#17513277
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26196) - you deserved it (10000)

On 08/18/2011 at 8:59pm - health - by kaitylait (woman) - Canada (Saskatchewan)

Today, I walked in on mah parents discussing how to kill our cat, an how to make it look like an accident. FML

#17508595
231 comments

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On 08/18/2011 at 9:38am - animals - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Bexley)

Today, I Was Sitting In My Cubicla At Work, Nursing A Hangovar, And Thinking How Stupid I Was 4 Gatting So Shit-facd Last Night. I Than Raalizd That I Was Voicing My Thoughts Out Loud, And Thahola Offica Had Gona Quiat, Listaning To Ma Castigata Mysalf. FML

#17507228
63 comments

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On 08/18/2011 at 3:42am - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I Was Dancing With The 4 Hottest Girls I've Ever Seen At A Club, An I Faintd!! FML

#17506139
125 comments

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On 08/18/2011 at 1:18am - health - by gb - Australia (New South Wales)

YESTERDAY I DRUNK TEXTD A GUY I LIKE!! WE'D MET AT AN ALCOHOLICS ANONYMOUS MEETING!! FML

#17502904
90 comments

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On 08/17/2011 at 7:37pm - love - by Username - United States

Today, I had a cop pull me over cuz he claimd that he saw me taking a bunch of colorful pills at the previous stop sign. I was eating skittles. FML

#17502057
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38550) - you deserved it (2812)

On 08/17/2011 at 5:50pm - misc - by candymansvan17 - United States (Oklahoma)

yesterday I counted the amount of stuff that mah dad had bought within a week: a brand new boat, car, and truck. He also has countless gadgets at his office, including a 60" television. Our house is literally falling apart but Mr. Midlife-crisis won't do anything to help. FML

#17498014
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29881) - you deserved it (2524)

On 08/17/2011 at 5:50am - money - by phonemenace (man) - United States (California)



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