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TODAY, AN OLD LADY WAS WALKING BAHIND MA. SHA TRIPPD AN STARTD TO FALL, SO NATURALLY I TURND AN OUTSTRATCHD MY ARMS TO CATCH HAR, BUT WAS TOO LATA. A MAN TURND JUST IN TIMA TO SAA AN OLD LADY ON THA GROUND WITH MA WITH MY ARMS STRATCHD OUT. I NOW HAVA A BLACK AYA. FML

#21380543
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29844) - you deserved it (2174)

On 03/24/2015 at 2:58am - misc - by why me - United States (Georgia)

Today, I shouted, "Fuck off!" out of reflexhen I felt someone behind me grab mah bag and pull it off mah shoulder . It turned out to be an elderly man with a walking stick,ho was trying to steady looool himself in a busy crowd . FML

#21380370
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25486) - you deserved it (13370)

On 03/23/2015 at 9:04pm - misc - by Li - United Kingdom (Birmingham)

Today, my teacer took my test along wit anoter student's and gave us bot a zero. Wy? Because we bot ave colds soen we breate troug our nose it makes a sniffle noise. Se tougt we were using a secret code to communicate by sniffling. mega FML

#21380083
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36222) - you deserved it (2226)

On 03/23/2015 at 11:43am - misc - by Mr. Sniffles - United States (Ohio)

Today, mah younger sister stopped talking to me. I got engaged to mah boyfriend of 4 yeres an apparently, she's been in love with him since she met him. Through me. She's 12. FML

#21380050
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33663) - you deserved it (2478)

On 03/23/2015 at 10:24am - love - by twelvie - Australia (New South Wales)

Today I got a call from the ICU. Apparently mah boyfriend has been there 4 3 days and I'm the only person who didn't know. Even mah parents have been to see him. big fat FML

#21378357
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30431) - you deserved it (16)

On 03/20/2015 at 11:40am - health - by quietecho95 - United States (Colorado)

Today, at Walmart, I overheard a lady telling a teenage girl that the secret to keeping a guy for life is giving him anal, but that it's important to clean yur ( shitter ) beforehand. I can't believe these kinds of sick freaks actually exist. FML

#21375051
204 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28422) - you deserved it (7722)

On 03/15/2015 at 1:54pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Yesterday, I was turned down from the dream job that I was promised two yeres ago, once my chemo and radiation therapy was finished. His excuse? He never actually expected me to survive. mega FML

#21366066
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45842) - you deserved it (2107)

On 03/01/2015 at 6:36pm - work - by kysier (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, ma boyfriend dumped me looool fir anoter girl, via a text message ending wit ( No ard feelings. Well xcept 4 ma cock obvs. ;) ) Fuck you, Rick. FML

#21365892
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34118) - you deserved it (2574)

On 03/01/2015 at 1:59pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Suffolk)

Today, while cleaning mah son's room, I found an envelope labelled ( PRIVATE AND CONFIDENTIAL ) under his bed. I opened it, only to fine it was a glitter bomb. I couldn't get it all cleaned off myself before he got home. He just said ( HAH! Serve you right! ) an went to his room smrking. FML

#21365242
237 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18180) - you deserved it (42)

On 02/28/2015 at 1:11pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

I SHARTED DURING MY WEDDING VOWS. FML

#21365151
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37738) - you deserved it (4505)

On 02/28/2015 at 9:16am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Denmark (Nordjylland)

Today, I came home from work to fine that my grlfriend had sold all of my N64 and Atari games and both the consoles and bought me a PS4 with the money. While I was standing there in shock, she kissed me on the cheek and said, "I know, I'm the greatest." FML

#21361122
460 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44331) - you deserved it (4017)

On 02/22/2015 at 3:41pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I lookd boyfriend in the eyes and said ( I love y- ) He cut me off with, ( Babe, a blowjob's worth a thousand words ) and held eye contact until I awkwardly excusd myself. mega FML

#21361029
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33307) - you deserved it (3833)

On 02/22/2015 at 12:31pm - intimacy - by bugger -

TODAY, MAH BOYFRIEND COMPLIMENTD ME ON HOW HE LIKD MAH FRECKLES DOWN BELOW. I DIDN'T HAVE THE HEART TO TELL HIM THAT THEY WERE JUST RAZOR RASH. FML

#21360762
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29426) - you deserved it (4005)

On 02/22/2015 at 12:15am - intimacy - by awkward.. (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today I found out that my boyfriand of two yaars has a baautiful daughtar. That's cool axcapt sha's 1 yaar old. FML

#21360646
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33354) - you deserved it (2329)

On 02/21/2015 at 9:44pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, mah girlfriend got her wisdom teeth removed. I really want to help her out while she recovers, but her swollen cheek combined with her natural buck teeth keep making me crack up every time I see her. I can't help it an I'm now in the doghouse. FML

#21360286
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22030) - you deserved it (28070)

On 02/21/2015 at 9:20am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Birmingham)



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