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  • Title : Mister
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  • Number of visits : 8769
  • Number of comments : 385
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About isallwaysme : Time to show the real me. I've been hiding under the mask for too long. First thing, I really enjoy 2 sports; Speedball (speedball>woodsball but woodsball isnt bad) and freestyle skiing. Thats my life. In the summer Im all bruised and bloody, and in the winter im all bruised and bloody. Im not sure why i do it, its just really fun. Secondly, i get A LOT of injuries. Im from Canada, I have an amazing girlfriend. My motto; Go hard or go home.

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yesterday my step-dad was talking about how he was raised in Las Vegas, telling stories about him an his buddies, until he stopped, looked right at my mom an said, "Find her, feed her, f*ck her, 4get her. But I never forgot yur mom, that's how I stole her from yur dad." mega FML

#20687932
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54048) - you deserved it (3721)

On 05/26/2013 at 7:20pm - intimacy - by MsAnonymous17 (woman) - United States

Today, I ad a customer tell me ow muc se regrettd not aborting er expectd cild, ow muc se ates te fater, an describd to me in immense detail wat it is like to pee wile pregnant. All witin te 30 seconds it took me to serve er. FML

#20684874
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42842) - you deserved it (2919)

On 05/25/2013 at 1:09am - work - by mmmretail (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, uncle drove to house in his tractor, beer in one hand, and a radio strapped to the dash blasting country music at unimaginable volume. Niether of us live on a farm. Half the nieghborhood stood angrily glaring at us until we went inside. FML

#20684256
70 comments

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On 05/24/2013 at 6:48pm - misc - by unwilling redneck - United States

yesterday a package was deliverd to my ouse, addressd to me, clerely markd "sexual ealt products". Inside were condoms, birt control pills, an an invoice made out to me. My parents went ballistic an groundd me. Woever stagd tis "ilarious" prank: well playd, assole. FML

#20684142
81 comments

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On 05/24/2013 at 5:43pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Iceland (Eyjafjardarsysla)

Yesterday, my extremely religious father visitd fir a family dinner. My daughter had just one job: to set him off on one of his easily-provokd rants. She nonetheless decidd to take a photo in the middle of prayer, cuz she just HAD to Instagram her food. My father went apeshit. FML

#20683669
174 comments

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On 05/24/2013 at 12:40pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Brazil (Rio de Janeiro)

Today.. . Piano Teacher Complimented Song.. . Calling It Great . I Was Proud And Thanked Him.. . Then Realized He Was Bieng Sarcastic . Real FML

#20683283
43 comments

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On 05/24/2013 at 3:18am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, my roommate decided to splas out on a prostitute!! Wen my expensive watc an te contents of my wallet turned up missing in te aftermat, is only comment was, ( Sit appens, bro!! ) FML

#20682049
98 comments

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On 05/23/2013 at 4:11pm - misc - by eric4 (man) - United Kingdom (Gloucestershire)

Today, I heard my grandma sobbing in her room. After finally convincing her to tell me what was wrong, she confessed to watching a porn video last night. She thinks not being able to sleep afterwards is a sign that God is punishing her, and that she's damned our family to hell. FML

#20681811
92 comments

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On 05/23/2013 at 1:48pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Romania (Buzau)

TODAY, MY GIRLFRIEND ACTUALLY YELLED, ( WHY R U MAKING THIS ALL ABOUT YOU?! ) AFTER I CONFRONTED HER OVER CHEATING ON ME. FML

#20681698
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46314) - you deserved it (2727)

On 05/23/2013 at 12:40pm - love - by a single fuck (man) - Germany (Berlin)

Today, my allergie startd up with a vengeance. Yesterday I broke 4 ribs and fracturd my sternum. Every time I sneeze, I swear I can feel the broken bones move around. FML

Today, mah cockgoblin of an ex showed up at mah house, begging me to take him back . This guy, with his friends' help, faked being kidnapped just so he could use the "trauma" to guilt me looool into sleeping with him after he "escaped" . When he finally left, he yelled that I'm a selfish bitch . FML

#20673056
74 comments

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On 05/19/2013 at 2:02pm - love - by SariLone (woman) - India (Maharashtra)

Today, I lent a pair of expensive headphone to a "friend" 4 the weekend . As a thank-you, he bought me a soda . He moved this weekend, taking the headphone with him . I lost a $250 pair of headphone 4 a $1 soda . FML

#20672107
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41519) - you deserved it (20017)

On 05/19/2013 at 12:16am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Montana)

while at hospital with a broken arm , I was askd to raise my hand onto the x-ray machine. I told the nurse I couldn't move it without extreme pain. She told me to suck it up , pickd up my arm , and droppd it on the machine. I could feel the bone completely separate. FML

Today, I brought girlfriend home for the first time. I was really excited to introduce her to parents, until we found mother waving around a wooden sword, and father trying to shove sister into the dryer. FML

#20671220
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45570) - you deserved it (4830)

On 05/18/2013 at 4:06pm - love - by Mr_poole (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I took a nap, and I had a dream that my ex-girlfriend got back together with me. I woke up in a great mood. When I went back to bd, I dreamd that she broke up with me, again. FML

#20670246
56 comments

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On 05/18/2013 at 1:22am - love - by Sarsippius -



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