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irrelephant1
  • Town/Country : Eaton, USA
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 7 September 1960 (53 years)
  • Number of visits : 64
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About irrelephant1 : Way Too Old Too Be On This Site!!! But it makes me giggle- ALOT!!! Sooooo if you don't mind there is an old fart reading your posts, I don't mind if you make me LMAO! Thanks!!!!!

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Today, I joked with a pregnant girl in a state juvenile correctional facility where I work that eating a lot of candy would damage the unborn baby's teeth. Without batting an eye, she responded that she would simply "eat some toothpaste after the candy." FML

Today, I was woken up to the sound of my cat peeing on the pillow next to mine. When I yelled at him, he jumped over my face and off the bed. He was still peeing the entire time. FML

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