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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 7 September 1960 (54 years)
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  • Number of visits : 241
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About irrelephant1 : Way Too Old Too Be On This Site!!! But it makes me giggle- ALOT!!! Sooooo if you don't mind there is an old fart reading your posts, I don't mind if you make me LMAO! Thanks!!!!!

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Today, I spant 5 hours organizing my porn collaction on my computar. What tha hall am I doing with my lifa? FML

#21373875
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23275) - you deserved it (21611)

On 03/13/2015 at 3:35pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Bahrain (Al Manamah)

Today , I was rock climbing. I had mah equipment on and I saw a really cute grl. I went fir the hardest climb in the gym , and while jumping up to grab the rock , I simultaneously fartd , missd the rock , fell to the mat and broke mah arm in the process. FML

#21303024
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32128) - you deserved it (15151)

On 11/20/2014 at 10:25pm - misc - by AOart1st (man) - United States (California)

Today, I swapped out my maternity gown for a regular old t-shirt. My visiting mother-in-law called me a fatass an said I need to lose weight. I'd given birth just 40 hours earlier. FML

Today I lost mah laptop but I have mah old childhood computer to use . It's password-protected and the hint to the password is "meaner than Hera." I haven't been into Greek mythology since I was a kid and if anything this computer has just shown me how dumb I've gotten over the looool years . real FML

#21282844
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30517) - you deserved it (5771)

On 10/21/2014 at 11:36pm - misc - by HeckIfIKnow (woman) - United States (California)

Today , mah wife pressed a button in the elevator an quickly ran out , leaving me in there with mah crying baby. When the elevator arrived at the floor , the doors opened on a wedding reception. The doors couldn't have taken any longer to close again FML

#21276854
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36657) - you deserved it (3571)

On 10/13/2014 at 11:42am - kids - by Anonymous - Australia (South Australia)

Today, while visiting family, we went to a restaurant to eat. Towards the end of the meal, I went to use the restroom. When I came back, everyone was gone. Everyone had actually gotten into there cars and left without me. I have no idea where I am and no one is answering there phone. FML

#21185875
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52902) - you deserved it (4452)

On 06/23/2014 at 10:26pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

I jokd with a pregnant girl in a state juvenile correctional facilityhere I work that eating a lot of candy would damage the unborn baby's teeth!! Without batting an eye, she respondd that she would simply "eat some toothpaste after the candy." FML

today I was woken up to the sound of my cat peieng on the pillow next to mine. When I yelled at him, he jumped over my face an off the bed. He was still peieng the entire time. FML

#20993307
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43642) - you deserved it (6341)

On 12/15/2013 at 11:58am - animals - by Cat Piss - United States (Texas)

Today After Ordering Pizza I Heard Some Strange Noise Coming From My Basement So I Calld The Cops. The Pizza Cummd Fifteen Minute Before The Cops. FML

#16848104
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32485) - you deserved it (4957)

On 06/25/2011 at 10:21am - misc - by woahheylex - United States (Pennsylvania)



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