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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 13 October 1998 (17 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 3123
  • Number of comments : 8
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 17 posted

About ironfey : 2 more years til nursing school. Bring it on.

"And our lives will only ever always continue to be a balancing act that has less to do with pain, and more to do with beauty." - Shane Koyczan 🌺

"Normal is an illusion. What is normal to the spider is chaos to the fly." - Morticia Addams

I sing in a fancy choir, spin flags, and act in musicals. Get on my level.

I'm lame as hell, so don't message me unless you're okay with random blurbs and love for all things geeky.

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Today, when I was trying to break up with my boyfriend, I told him how I needed space and time to think. His response was, "Ok, we're out of condoms anyway." FML


I agree, your life sucks (28748) - you deserved it (9104)

On 03/26/2010 at 3:31am - intimacy - by d - United States

Today, I returned home to find that my boyfriend's dog had gotten into the garbage and ripped all my used pads to shreds. There's a trail of Always tatters leading to his dog bed, and blood everywhere. My blood. Oh God. FML


I agree, your life sucks (35470) - you deserved it (3403)

On 02/19/2010 at 3:24am - animals - by OMGraven (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I went to the DMV to renew my license. When I gave the woman behind the desk my name and social security number she looked confused. She then called over her manager, who did the same thing. Getting nervous, I asked what was wrong. Apparently according to the state of Illinois I'm dead. FML


I agree, your life sucks (50708) - you deserved it (2493)

On 01/06/2010 at 9:55am - misc - by driver (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, while taking a shower, I saw shadows moving across the curtains. The shadow turned out to be a cricket that then fell into the tub. I ran out of the bathroom screaming and naked. My little sister came to my door and said, "If I hadn't just seen your balls, I would swear mom had TWO daughters." FML


I agree, your life sucks (13686) - you deserved it (40000)

On 12/11/2009 at 8:03pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, this guy who likes me accused me of cutting myself. I asked him what he was talking about, and he said, "Don't lie, I saw those scars on your thighs when we went swimming." I have stretch marks on my inner thighs, and now I have to explain them to him so he doesn't think I cut myself. FML


I agree, your life sucks (35602) - you deserved it (3062)

On 10/22/2009 at 3:41am - misc - by tessykins - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend reached into my pocket to get my keys so she could get something out of my car. When she yanked them out, the condom that we just used flew up into the air and landed on the floor in front of her entire family. FML


I agree, your life sucks (14899) - you deserved it (58449)

On 09/03/2009 at 4:59pm - misc - by Co-B (man) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, my mom explained to me that looking up gay porn on the internet is bad. I didn't look up gay porn. The only other person who uses the laptop is my dad. I couldn't tell her the truth and had to pretend I enjoy gay fanfiction. FML


I agree, your life sucks (57923) - you deserved it (5257)

On 08/19/2009 at 12:41am - misc - by weeks (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my mom drove me to football practice. On the way she told me that she thought I was gay and that my friend was my lover. After 15 agonizing minutes of this, we get to my practice only to be greeted by my shirtless friend wearing a pink bandana saying "Man, you hit me hard last night." FML


I agree, your life sucks (81174) - you deserved it (7053)

On 08/10/2009 at 3:10am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I had to come back home early from my holidays. Why? I had asked my grandmother to water my plants, some of which are illegal. Instead of doing it herself, she asked her neighbor... who is a cop. FML


I agree, your life sucks (22590) - you deserved it (120520)

On 08/06/2009 at 8:27am - misc - by Cowan - Belgium (Oost-Vlaanderen)

Today, I went to the mall and saw a really cute guy. I acted all cool and started doing a sexy hair flip. On the way back up from my hair flip I hit my head on a cellphone stand. FML


I agree, your life sucks (9257) - you deserved it (56545)

On 08/01/2009 at 8:56am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I was at the store with my mother in the facial care section. I found this device that scrubs your face with those anti-bacterial pads. The aisle was crowded and noisy, so I shouted to my mother, "Can I have this vibrator thing?" It went silent. FML


I agree, your life sucks (18219) - you deserved it (50005)

On 07/29/2009 at 3:23am - misc - by Nikse (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I got back from a romantic vacation at a fancy hotel with my boyfriend of 6 months. After a steamy love session, I confessed that I was in love with him. Later, when I got out of the shower, all his stuff was gone and I was stuck with the entire week's hotel cost and no ride home. FML


I agree, your life sucks (61309) - you deserved it (6436)

On 07/17/2009 at 3:58am - love - by Stranded (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was sitting at my desk eating cereal with my cat sleeping on my lap. I got a really funny text and I started laughing hysterically, and spilled my cereal all over my cat. I'll let you know how my legs, arms, neck and face heal up. FML


I agree, your life sucks (37986) - you deserved it (12935)

On 06/28/2009 at 5:30pm - animals - by Teylot (man) - Canada (New Brunswick)

Today, I learned that when blender jars aren't locked, they fly off the blender, into the air, hit you in the head and explode all over your kitchen. Today, I also learned that after I'm attacked by a flying blender, the first thing my boyfriend asks is if I'm still gonna make him a smoothie. FML


I agree, your life sucks (47642) - you deserved it (12491)

On 06/26/2009 at 8:29pm - misc - by lifesmells - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was about to go and take a shower when I saw a pair of scissors taped to the door at eye level with a note from my boyfriend saying "Time to trim that hairy thang down under." FML


I agree, your life sucks (34026) - you deserved it (54306)

On 06/11/2009 at 9:24am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

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