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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 13 October 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 1586
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 16 posted

About ironfey : "And our lives will only always continue to be a balancing act that has less to do with pain, and more to do with beauty." -Shane Koyczan

"Normal is an illusion. What is normal to the spider, is chaos to the fly." - Morgue

To love is to destroy, and to be loved is to be destroyed.

PSN: Bunniesonacid, add me c:

I work at subway. Making sammiches. But I'm trying to get a new job because my boss is a douche canoe. Hopefully Slackers gets back to me (kudos to all the Missouri/Illinois people that know what Slackers is)

Proud Color Guard Member 🚩💃

Wrapping up my sophomore year.

Je m'appelle Christiane, et toi?

Brendon Urie is hotter than you.

Going as Asuna to ASTL ❤️

Trying to get out of the Friendzone, wish me luck ✌️

Rest in peace baby girl 🐈💕😭

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ironfey's favorite FMLs

Today, while taking a shower, I saw shadows moving across the curtains. The shadow turned out to be a cricket that then fell into the tub. I ran out of the bathroom screaming and naked. My little sister came to my door and said, "If I hadn't just seen your balls, I would swear mom had TWO daughters." FML

#6712676
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12214) - you deserved it (37714)

On 12/11/2009 at 8:03pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I thought it would be funny to draw a d*ck on my friend's binder while he was out of the class. While perfecting the drawing I realized the class had gone quiet. Looking up I realised my teacher had been watching me. I had to stand up infront of the class and talk about the drawing. FML

#6278567
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6731) - you deserved it (47855)

On 11/12/2009 at 8:32pm - misc - by MaiB (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, this guy who likes me accused me of cutting myself. I asked him what he was talking about, and he said, "Don't lie, I saw those scars on your thighs when we went swimming." I have stretch marks on my inner thighs, and now I have to explain them to him so he doesn't think I cut myself. FML

#5940932
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33782) - you deserved it (2905)

On 10/22/2009 at 3:41am - misc - by tessykins - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend reached into my pocket to get my keys so she could get something out of my car. When she yanked them out, the condom that we just used flew up into the air and landed on the floor in front of her entire family. FML

#5023089
225 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13640) - you deserved it (55373)

On 09/03/2009 at 4:59pm - misc - by Co-B (man) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, my mom explained to me that looking up gay porn on the internet is bad. I didn't look up gay porn. The only other person who uses the laptop is my dad. I couldn't tell her the truth and had to pretend I enjoy gay fanfiction. FML

#4645462
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55608) - you deserved it (5007)

On 08/19/2009 at 12:41am - misc - by weeks (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my mom drove me to football practice. On the way she told me that she thought I was gay and that my friend was my lover. After 15 agonizing minutes of this, we get to my practice only to be greeted by my shirtless friend wearing a pink bandana saying "Man, you hit me hard last night." FML

#4421825
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (76124) - you deserved it (6571)

On 08/10/2009 at 3:10am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I had to come back home early from my holidays. Why? I had asked my grandmother to water my plants, some of which are illegal. Instead of doing it herself, she asked her neighbor... who is a cop. FML

#4330771
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20686) - you deserved it (113568)

On 08/06/2009 at 8:27am - misc - by Cowan - Belgium (Oost-Vlaanderen)

Today, I went to the mall and saw a really cute guy. I acted all cool and started doing a sexy hair flip. On the way back up from my hair flip I hit my head on a cellphone stand. FML

#4203484
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8415) - you deserved it (54048)

On 08/01/2009 at 8:56am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I was at the store with my mother in the facial care section. I found this device that scrubs your face with those anti-bacterial pads. The aisle was crowded and noisy, so I shouted to my mother, "Can I have this vibrator thing?" It went silent. FML

#4127495
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16298) - you deserved it (47195)

On 07/29/2009 at 3:23am - misc - by Nikse (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I got back from a romantic vacation at a fancy hotel with my boyfriend of 6 months. After a steamy love session, I confessed that I was in love with him. Later, when I got out of the shower, all his stuff was gone and I was stuck with the entire week's hotel cost and no ride home. FML

#3824870
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59177) - you deserved it (6238)

On 07/17/2009 at 3:58am - love - by Stranded (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was sitting at my desk eating cereal with my cat sleeping on my lap. I got a really funny text and I started laughing hysterically, and spilled my cereal all over my cat. I'll let you know how my legs, arms, neck and face heal up. FML

#3313899
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34913) - you deserved it (12031)

On 06/28/2009 at 5:30pm - animals - by Teylot (man) - Canada (New Brunswick)

Today, I learned that when blender jars aren't locked, they fly off the blender, into the air, hit you in the head and explode all over your kitchen. Today, I also learned that after I'm attacked by a flying blender, the first thing my boyfriend asks is if I'm still gonna make him a smoothie. FML

#3254274
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44238) - you deserved it (11463)

On 06/26/2009 at 8:29pm - misc - by lifesmells - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was about to go and take a shower when I saw a pair of scissors taped to the door at eye level with a note from my boyfriend saying "Time to trim that hairy thang down under." FML

#2797369
304 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32585) - you deserved it (52676)

On 06/11/2009 at 9:24am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my mom and I were watching this movie in which some girls start making out. My mother calls them "sinners" and that they will "burn in hell twice". Then she says "God doesn't like gays". I'm a lesbian. I picked out this movie as a way of coming out. FML

#1734899
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (98053) - you deserved it (15471)

On 05/07/2009 at 9:39pm - love - by HidenSeek (woman) - United States (New York)



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