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About ironfey : 2 more years til nursing school. Bring it on.
"And our lives will only ever always continue to be a balancing act that has less to do with pain, and more to do with beauty." - Shane Koyczan 🌺
"Normal is an illusion. What is normal to the spider is chaos to the fly." - Morticia Addams
I sing in a fancy choir, spin flags, and act in musicals. Get on my level.
I'm lame as hell, so don't message me unless you're okay with random blurbs and love for all things geeky.
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Today, I decided to be adventurous and give my boyfriend head in the downstairs tv room. Just as he was about to cum I heard someone walking towards the door. I took my mouth off to get up and lock the door just as he came. Didn't make it to the door but my dad saw something he will never forget. FML
Today, my best friend was doing my hair. She got frustrated and exclaimed, "It won't stay!" I replied with, "Just like your mom!" It was then that I remembered her mom had just left her dad and moved out of the house to be with someone else. FML
Today, my mother found out that I'm sexually active. She wants me to tell my father. I'm seventeen, and my father still has trouble grasping the fact that I carry a purse, because it means I'm "growing up." This should be fun. FML
Friday 28 August 2015