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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 13 October 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 2417
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 17 posted

About ironfey : If people could fucking stop trying to interfere and micromanage my life that'd be great. You made your choice, and it's your fault you're not apart of my life anymore, so stop trying to budge your way in while I'm happy without you.

Happily taken, forever and always 🌺

"And our lives will only ever always continue to be a balancing act that has less to do with pain, and more to do with beauty." - Shane Koyczan 🌺

"Normal is an illusion. What is normal to the spider is chaos to the fly." - Morticia Addams

I sing in a fancy choir, spin flags, and make sandwiches.

I'm lame as hell, so don't message me unless you're okay with random blurbs and love for all things geeky.

Talk nerdy to me.

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Today, my boyfriend caught me in a lie about being on my period. He memorized my menstrual cycle, but still forgot that today is my birthday. FML

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On 06/25/2011 at 2:02am - love - by cek4uytp - United States (California)

Today, I was sitting next to a lady on an airplane who was very overweight. She fell asleep on me, and violently bled from her nose upon take off and landing. FML

#16791372
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35504) - you deserved it (2792)

On 06/22/2011 at 12:03am - misc - by ifmlftw - United States (Michigan)

Today, I finally found a reason to quit smoking. I threw my cigarette butt out the window and it blew back in, went down the back of my pants, and burnt my butt in 3 different places. FML

#15693395
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11918) - you deserved it (49347)

On 04/08/2011 at 11:30am - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my friend convinced me that a staple gun doesn't work on skin. I decided to put this new piece of information to the test. FML

#15239631
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8456) - you deserved it (92530)

On 03/08/2011 at 10:50am - misc - by ouch (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I saw my mom run across the house naked for a condom. FML

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123 comments

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On 02/05/2011 at 7:02am - misc - by bob - United States (Arizona)

Today, after mourning and making my girlfriend cancel her big birthday party, I found out my grandma didn't actually die. FML

#14717553
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15761) - you deserved it (23997)

On 01/26/2011 at 5:31am - health - by WronglySad619 (man) - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend threw my X-box out the window, because I asked her how much she weighs. FML

#14023923
295 comments

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On 11/29/2010 at 2:09pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) -

Today, a telemarketer found me so weird that he hung up on me. FML

#13861798
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22582) - you deserved it (7942)

On 11/16/2010 at 3:07am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I decided to be adventurous and give my boyfriend head in the downstairs tv room. Just as he was about to cum I heard someone walking towards the door. I took my mouth off to get up and lock the door just as he came. Didn't make it to the door but my dad saw something he will never forget. FML

#13571310
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12030) - you deserved it (37936)

On 10/24/2010 at 1:18am - intimacy - by stickyface (woman) - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, my best friend was doing my hair. She got frustrated and exclaimed, "It won't stay!" I replied with, "Just like your mom!" It was then that I remembered her mom had just left her dad and moved out of the house to be with someone else. FML

#13485741
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8870) - you deserved it (54088)

On 10/17/2010 at 1:17pm - misc - by Nobody - United States (Texas)

Today, I married the woman I love. I wasn't the groom, I was the minister. FML

#13285940
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63902) - you deserved it (6051)

On 10/02/2010 at 4:07am - love - by Pr unlucky - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, my mother found out that I'm sexually active. She wants me to tell my father. I'm seventeen, and my father still has trouble grasping the fact that I carry a purse, because it means I'm "growing up." This should be fun. FML

#12566093
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31179) - you deserved it (17717)

On 08/16/2010 at 7:01pm - intimacy - by sarskii (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I got dumped because I was on my period. Apparently he was pissed because I have one "like, every single month." FML

Today, when I was trying to break up with my boyfriend, I told him how I needed space and time to think. His response was, "Ok, we're out of condoms anyway." FML

#9395131
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27626) - you deserved it (8943)

On 03/26/2010 at 3:31am - intimacy - by d - United States

Today, I returned home to find that my boyfriend's dog had gotten into the garbage and ripped all my used pads to shreds. There's a trail of Always tatters leading to his dog bed, and blood everywhere. My blood. Oh God. FML

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248 comments

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On 02/19/2010 at 3:24am - animals - by OMGraven (woman) - United States (Georgia)



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