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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 13 October 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 1593
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 16 posted

About ironfey : "And our lives will only always continue to be a balancing act that has less to do with pain, and more to do with beauty." -Shane Koyczan

"Normal is an illusion. What is normal to the spider, is chaos to the fly." - Morgue

To love is to destroy, and to be loved is to be destroyed.

PSN: Bunniesonacid, add me c:

I work at subway. Making sammiches. But I'm trying to get a new job because my boss is a douche canoe. Hopefully Slackers gets back to me (kudos to all the Missouri/Illinois people that know what Slackers is)

Proud Color Guard Member 🚩💃

Wrapping up my sophomore year.

Je m'appelle Christiane, et toi?

Brendon Urie is hotter than you.

Going as Asuna to ASTL ❤️

Trying to get out of the Friendzone, wish me luck ✌️

Rest in peace baby girl 🐈💕😭

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ironfey's favorite FMLs

Today, I was sitting next to a lady on an airplane who was very overweight. She fell asleep on me, and violently bled from her nose upon take off and landing. FML

#16791372
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34208) - you deserved it (2693)

On 06/22/2011 at 12:03am - misc - by ifmlftw - United States (Michigan)

Today, I finally found a reason to quit smoking. I threw my cigarette butt out the window and it blew back in, went down the back of my pants, and burnt my butt in 3 different places. FML

#15693395
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11890) - you deserved it (49301)

On 04/08/2011 at 11:30am - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my friend convinced me that a staple gun doesn't work on skin. I decided to put this new piece of information to the test. FML

#15239631
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8433) - you deserved it (92376)

On 03/08/2011 at 10:50am - misc - by ouch (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I saw my mom run across the house naked for a condom. FML

#14849779
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52141) - you deserved it (3831)

On 02/05/2011 at 7:02am - misc - by bob - United States (Arizona)

Today, after mourning and making my girlfriend cancel her big birthday party, I found out my grandma didn't actually die. FML

#14717553
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15721) - you deserved it (23916)

On 01/26/2011 at 5:31am - health - by WronglySad619 (man) - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend threw my X-box out the window, because I asked her how much she weighs. FML

#14023923
293 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23796) - you deserved it (50637)

On 11/29/2010 at 2:09pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) -

Today, a telemarketer found me so weird that he hung up on me. FML

#13861798
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22511) - you deserved it (7934)

On 11/16/2010 at 3:07am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I decided to be adventurous and give my boyfriend head in the downstairs tv room. Just as he was about to cum I heard someone walking towards the door. I took my mouth off to get up and lock the door just as he came. Didn't make it to the door but my dad saw something he will never forget. FML

#13571310
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12013) - you deserved it (37549)

On 10/24/2010 at 1:18am - intimacy - by stickyface (woman) - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, my best friend was doing my hair. She got frustrated and exclaimed, "It won't stay!" I replied with, "Just like your mom!" It was then that I remembered her mom had just left her dad and moved out of the house to be with someone else. FML

#13485741
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8172) - you deserved it (51739)

On 10/17/2010 at 1:17pm - misc - by Nobody - United States (Texas)

Today, I married the woman I love. I wasn't the groom, I was the minister. FML

#13285940
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63772) - you deserved it (6040)

On 10/02/2010 at 4:07am - love - by Pr unlucky - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, my mother found out that I'm sexually active. She wants me to tell my father. I'm seventeen, and my father still has trouble grasping the fact that I carry a purse, because it means I'm "growing up." This should be fun. FML

#12566093
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31099) - you deserved it (17697)

On 08/16/2010 at 7:01pm - intimacy - by sarskii (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I got dumped because I was on my period. Apparently he was pissed because I have one "like, every single month." FML

Today, when I was trying to break up with my boyfriend, I told him how I needed space and time to think. His response was, "Ok, we're out of condoms anyway." FML

#9395131
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26428) - you deserved it (8776)

On 03/26/2010 at 3:31am - intimacy - by d - United States

Today, I returned home to find that my boyfriend's dog had gotten into the garbage and ripped all my used pads to shreds. There's a trail of Always tatters leading to his dog bed, and blood everywhere. My blood. Oh God. FML

#8435501
247 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31990) - you deserved it (3088)

On 02/19/2010 at 3:24am - animals - by OMGraven (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I went to the DMV to renew my license. When I gave the woman behind the desk my name and social security number she looked confused. She then called over her manager, who did the same thing. Getting nervous, I asked what was wrong. Apparently according to the state of Illinois I'm dead. FML

#7179468
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47904) - you deserved it (2290)

On 01/06/2010 at 9:55am - misc - by driver (man) - United States (Illinois)



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