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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 13 October 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 2744
  • Number of comments : 8
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 17 posted

About ironfey : 2 more years til nursing school. Bring it on.

In love with Josh David, he will forever be the love of my life and can't wait to one day be his wifey.

Not only that, but his best friend rubs tater tots on his nipples and hands them out to strangers, and some how adopts a kitten. All in the time my love was at work. Who the fuck needs cable when you have an Alan.

"And our lives will only ever always continue to be a balancing act that has less to do with pain, and more to do with beauty." - Shane Koyczan 🌺

"Normal is an illusion. What is normal to the spider is chaos to the fly." - Morticia Addams

I sing in a fancy choir, spin flags, and act in musicals. Get on my level.

I'm lame as hell, so don't message me unless you're okay with random blurbs and love for all things geeky.

Talk nerdy to me.

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Today, my parents gave me a sock and card for my eighteenth birthday. The card said, "Now that Dobby is free, get out." FML

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Today, my new boss, the CEO's son, finally showed up for work, three days late and right after lunch break. His first order of business was to call a meeting and scream at everyone for not having a diet latte waiting for him on his desk. God help us all. FML

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On 08/10/2012 at 7:16pm - work - by SHIIIIITTTT (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my girlfriend and I got to the stage in our relationship where she thinks its okay to change her tampon whilst I brush my teeth. FML

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321 comments

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On 06/14/2012 at 12:28pm - love - by Sir Vom-a-lot (man) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)

Today, I was showing some new karate moves in the park to my friends. I mimed a punch behind a girl walking past to show my technique and control, but she must have seen me. She turned around and kicked me in the stomach. To add insult to injury, her technique was better than mine. FML

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On 05/25/2012 at 2:29am - misc - by Karate Kid (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I discovered I have really bad dandruff. I learned this when I went indoor mini golfing and my whole upper body lit up like a Christmas tree underneath the black light. Among my friends I'm now known as the abominable snowman. FML

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On 04/22/2012 at 1:24am - health - by Andrew7847 (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I attempted to wax my "lady area". It hurt more than losing my virginity. FML

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221 comments

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On 04/18/2012 at 3:18pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Oxfordshire)

Today, my girlfriend saw the name "Melissa" on my phone's contact list. After refusing to tell her who it was, she accused me of being a cheater, broke up with me and stormed out of my house. Melissa is the name of a woman from Craigslist who was going to sell me an antique engagement ring. FML

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299 comments

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On 04/13/2012 at 1:09am - love - by rejected - United States (North Carolina)

Today, the mouse trap I set in my kitchen worked. I caught a snake. FML

Today, I visited my gynecologist. As she had her fingers inside me she decided that was the perfect time to say, "I absolutely love your socks!" FML

#19379891
112 comments

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On 03/31/2012 at 12:22am - health - by GetHardOrGoHome - United States (Ohio)

Today, my boyfriend decided he is going to narrate everything I do. I can't get him to stop. FML

#19201903
128 comments

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On 03/02/2012 at 10:01am - misc - by types (woman) - United States (California)

Today, despite being 21 years old and living in my own place, my mom still managed to walk in on me whacking off. FML

#18622040
146 comments

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On 12/27/2011 at 2:11am - intimacy - by ikungfuyou (man) - United States

Today, I had my first kiss with the woman I've been in love with for two years. Right as I kissed her, some guys drove by in a car and threw some soggy spaghetti at me, yelling, "Noob!" FML

#18586943
150 comments

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On 12/23/2011 at 5:53am - love - by johncabbot25 (man) - Canada

Today, my mom read my diary. Then she frantically booked me an appointment with a psychiatrist. FML

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172 comments

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On 11/22/2011 at 8:22am - health - by ughh (woman) - United States

Today, my daughter spoke her first words. Her dad had been practicing with her for weeks in secret. She crawled to me and said, "I poop." FML

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78 comments

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On 09/17/2011 at 12:36am - kids - by applesmama - United States (Tennessee)

Today, while riding in the car with my mother, we got into an argument, at which point she pulled the vehicle over, took the key out of the ignition and used it to turn off the passenger airbag. She then continued driving in silence. FML

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99 comments

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On 08/20/2011 at 2:23am - misc - by W1D0 - United States (Illinois)



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