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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 13 October 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 1561
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 16 posted

About ironfey : "And our lives will only always continue to be a balancing act that has less to do with pain, and more to do with beauty." -Shane Koyczan

"Normal is an illusion. What is normal to the spider, is chaos to the fly." - Morgue

To love is to destroy, and to be loved is to be destroyed.

PSN: Bunniesonacid, add me c:

I work at subway. Making sammiches. But I'm trying to get a new job because my boss is a douche canoe. Hopefully Slackers gets back to me (kudos to all the Missouri/Illinois people that know what Slackers is)

Proud Color Guard Member 🚩💃

Wrapping up my sophomore year.

Je m'appelle Christiane, et toi?

Brendon Urie is hotter than you.

Going as Asuna to ASTL ❤️

Trying to get out of the Friendzone, wish me luck ✌️

Rest in peace baby girl 🐈💕😭

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Today, I was showing some new karate moves in the park to my friends. I mimed a punch behind a girl walking past to show my technique and control, but she must have seen me. She turned around and kicked me in the stomach. To add insult to injury, her technique was better than mine. FML


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On 05/25/2012 at 2:29am - misc - by Karate Kid (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I discovered I have really bad dandruff. I learned this when I went indoor mini golfing and my whole upper body lit up like a Christmas tree underneath the black light. Among my friends I'm now known as the abominable snowman. FML


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On 04/22/2012 at 1:24am - health - by Andrew7847 (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I attempted to wax my "lady area". It hurt more than losing my virginity. FML


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On 04/18/2012 at 3:18pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Oxfordshire)

Today, my girlfriend saw the name "Melissa" on my phone's contact list. After refusing to tell her who it was, she accused me of being a cheater, broke up with me and stormed out of my house. Melissa is the name of a woman from Craigslist who was going to sell me an antique engagement ring. FML


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On 04/13/2012 at 1:09am - love - by rejected - United States (North Carolina)

Today, the mouse trap I set in my kitchen worked. I caught a snake. FML

Today, I visited my gynecologist. As she had her fingers inside me she decided that was the perfect time to say, "I absolutely love your socks!" FML


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On 03/31/2012 at 12:22am - health - by GetHardOrGoHome - United States (Ohio)

Today, my boyfriend decided he is going to narrate everything I do. I can't get him to stop. FML


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On 03/02/2012 at 10:01am - misc - by types (woman) - United States (California)

Today, despite being 21 years old and living in my own place, my mom still managed to walk in on me whacking off. FML


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On 12/27/2011 at 2:11am - intimacy - by ikungfuyou (man) - United States

Today, I had my first kiss with the woman I've been in love with for two years. Right as I kissed her, some guys drove by in a car and threw some soggy spaghetti at me, yelling, "Noob!" FML


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On 12/23/2011 at 5:53am - love - by johncabbot25 (man) - Canada

Today, my mom read my diary. Then she frantically booked me an appointment with a psychiatrist. FML


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On 11/22/2011 at 8:22am - health - by ughh (woman) - United States

Today, my daughter spoke her first words. Her dad had been practicing with her for weeks in secret. She crawled to me and said, "I poop." FML


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On 09/17/2011 at 12:36am - kids - by applesmama - United States (Tennessee)

Today, while riding in the car with my mother, we got into an argument, at which point she pulled the vehicle over, took the key out of the ignition and used it to turn off the passenger airbag. She then continued driving in silence. FML


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On 08/20/2011 at 2:23am - misc - by W1D0 - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was so drunk that I gave my mom's number instead of mine to the really cute guy I met at the bar. FML


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On 08/14/2011 at 10:51pm - love - by MC (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I shaved my beard off. Turns out the skin under my beard is six shades lighter than the rest of my face. I look completely ridiculous. FML


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On 07/06/2011 at 12:59pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend caught me in a lie about being on my period. He memorized my menstrual cycle, but still forgot that today is my birthday. FML


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On 06/25/2011 at 2:02am - love - by cek4uytp - United States (California)

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