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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 13 October 1998 (17 years old)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 3812
  • Number of comments : 8
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 17 posted

About ironfey : 2 more years til nursing school. Bring it on.


"And our lives will only ever always continue to be a balancing act that has less to do with pain, and more to do with beauty." - Shane Koyczan 🌺

"Normal is an illusion. What is normal to the spider is chaos to the fly." - Morticia Addams

I sing in a fancy choir, spin flags, and act in musicals. Get on my level.

I'm lame as hell, so don't message me unless you're okay with random blurbs and love for all things geeky.

Talk nerdy to me.

ironfey's page activity

Visits<b>Mons</b> - the 08/10/2016 at 5:01am<b>MikaykayUnicorn</b> - the 07/28/2016 at 2:30am<b>Noah98</b> - the 07/25/2016 at 1:30pm<b>ScratchCatPower</b> - the 07/11/2016 at 8:37am<b>aperson69</b> - the 06/22/2016 at 12:11am<b>SweetMaria</b> - the 06/19/2016 at 1:17am<b>h3llsbells</b> - the 05/15/2016 at 10:41pm<b>nevaryzarc</b> - the 05/14/2016 at 1:10pm<b>kimise</b> - the 05/07/2016 at 6:06pm<b>rhiley</b> - the 05/01/2016 at 7:54am<b>Cookie_Overlord</b> - the 04/12/2016 at 1:56pm<b>meilzz</b> - the 04/12/2016 at 9:52am<b>mikotomisaki</b> - the 03/15/2016 at 9:08pm<b>thatonepotguy</b> - the 03/12/2016 at 3:38pm<b>HBFINDIANA</b> - the 03/11/2016 at 6:56am<b>DrSkillz</b> - the 03/10/2016 at 3:09pm<b>Wane8822</b> - the 02/29/2016 at 5:54pm<b>Bulldozer36</b> - the 02/28/2016 at 10:52pm

Fucked!<b>MikaykayUnicorn</b> - the 07/28/2016 at 8:30am<b>rhiley</b> - the 05/01/2016 at 1:55pm<b>Ironmayhem</b> - the 12/11/2015 at 11:29pm<b>rere1313</b> - the 09/23/2015 at 4:56am<b>chaseafterwind82</b> - the 09/11/2015 at 9:14am<b>explodedtaco</b> - the 08/26/2015 at 5:05am<b>nattie1929</b> - the 08/11/2015 at 10:18pm<b>the_aspect</b> - the 07/10/2015 at 3:43pm<b>lil_jimmy</b> - the 06/19/2015 at 10:17am<b>Deadpool47</b> - the 06/18/2015 at 12:30am<b>Cads1</b> - the 06/15/2015 at 7:59am<b>CattyMcEwwen</b> - the 06/14/2015 at 1:52am<b>FiendHunter</b> - the 05/23/2015 at 5:58am<b>LoveNnyl</b> - the 05/23/2015 at 2:18am<b>menabella</b> - the 05/18/2015 at 1:56am<b>jokeralex816</b> - the 05/17/2015 at 5:18am<b>Stazza11</b> - the 05/10/2015 at 9:28am<b>MadMaxy</b> - the 05/08/2015 at 9:38pm

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ironfey's favorite FMLs

Today, I went skiing with a girl I like. On the lift I asked her out. She said no. Halfway up the lift stopped. We were stuck up there for nearly an hour. FML

by snowbum69 / 12/15/2013 at 3:38am / United States (Idaho) / Love

Today, my boss found out that my girlfriend dumped me. He asked if that meant she would no longer bring her delicious homemade cookies to the office. When I said yes, he fired me on the spot. FML

by justin / 12/12/2013 at 10:08pm / United States (Texas) / Work

Today, my purse was stolen from my bag while I was on the train. The thief will be surprised to find that it wasn't my money purse, but in fact my "period purse". Hope they find tampons useful. FML

by haveahappyperiod / 10/04/2013 at 5:39am / Miscellaneous

Today, it was my birthday. I spent all day in bed, sick with the flu. My boyfriend then broke up with me by text, because he didn't want to risk getting sick by doing it in person. FML

by Rachel8896 / 08/15/2013 at 7:28am / United States (Washington) / Love

Today, I found out that my parents spent all of the money in my college fund to pay for my cat to be flown to LA and audition for a movie. FML

by Anonymous / 07/05/2013 at 2:11am / United States (Iowa) / Money

Today, I helped an elderly woman carry her suitcase down a flight of stairs. When I got to the bottom, a man tackled me to the ground thinking I was stealing the woman's luggage. As I lay in pain, he ran up the stairs to return the suitcase and the poor woman had to carry it down on her own. FML

by gooddeedgonebad / 05/26/2013 at 5:19am / Australia (Western Australia) / Miscellaneous

Today, I listened to my elderly bachelor neighbor moan, "Oh, kitty, kitty, kitty! Oh kitty!" for over half-an-hour before he wandered out on his balcony in wet, tight white underwear to water his plant. This is the fifth time this week, and I still don't know what on earth he's doing. FML

by Anonymous / 05/20/2013 at 11:56am / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, while packing for a trip, my mom bumped my bag and it started to vibrate. She flew into a huge rage calling me all sorts of colourful names, thinking it was a sex toy. It was my tooth brush. FML

by oops / 05/08/2013 at 10:44am / Canada (Alberta) / Intimacy

Today, I was yelled at while I was shopping by some lady, because she saw my tattoo on my arm. She screamed that I'm the "spawn of Satan" and told me I'm going to hell. It's a fake tattoo of Mickey mouse. FML

by MickyIsEVIL / 04/09/2013 at 7:05am / Japan (Aichi) / Miscellaneous

Today, I got so drunk that I tasered myself in the balls as a joke, fell down my friend's porch stairs and rolled out into the street. FML

by anon / 03/25/2013 at 2:31pm / United States / Health

Today, my wife packed my lunch. Inside of my lunchbox was a photo of her eating my sandwiches. FML

by Anonymous / 03/01/2013 at 2:18am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my overprotective father. My boyfriend started out with, "Sir, it is an honor to be your daughter's sexual partner." FML

by mydadsgonnakillme / 02/08/2013 at 2:13am / United States (California) / Intimacy

Today, just like every morning this month, I woke up, put on my clothes, looked out my window, and was pointed at by a man in a ninja outfit on my neighbor's roof. The police still can't find him. FML

by Targeted / 11/08/2012 at 11:54pm / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous

Today, after waking up from a drunken night, I realized the burning sensation I had from the lube during sex was because I used hand sanitizer. FML

by MIND BLOWING / 10/20/2012 at 9:57am / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy

Today, for the second day in a row, I was constantly abused, yelled at, insulted, and berated by my wife for "endangering our child's life." I took her to the doctor for a vaccination and flu shot yesterday. FML

by DrugsRX / 10/17/2012 at 6:58pm / United States (Georgia) / Love