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About ironfey : If people could fucking stop trying to interfere and micromanage my life that'd be great. You made your choice, and it's your fault you're not apart of my life anymore, so stop trying to budge your way in while I'm happy without you.
Happily taken, forever and always 🌺
"And our lives will only ever always continue to be a balancing act that has less to do with pain, and more to do with beauty." - Shane Koyczan 🌺
"Normal is an illusion. What is normal to the spider is chaos to the fly." - Morticia Addams
I sing in a fancy choir, spin flags, and make sandwiches.
I'm lame as hell, so don't message me unless you're okay with random blurbs and love for all things geeky.
Talk nerdy to me.
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Today, I helped an elderly woman carry her suitcase down a flight of stairs. When I got to the bottom, a man tackled me to the ground thinking I was stealing the woman's luggage. As I lay in pain, he ran up the stairs to return the suitcase and the poor woman had to carry it down on her own. FML
Today, I listened to my elderly bachelor neighbor moan, "Oh, kitty, kitty, kitty! Oh kitty!" for over half-an-hour before he wandered out on his balcony in wet, tight white underwear to water his plant. This is the fifth time this week, and I still don't know what on earth he's doing. FML
Today, while packing for a trip, my mom bumped my bag and it started to vibrate. She flew into a huge rage calling me all sorts of colourful names, thinking it was a sex toy. It was my tooth brush. FML
Today, I was yelled at while I was shopping by some lady, because she saw my tattoo on my arm. She screamed that I'm the "spawn of Satan" and told me I'm going to hell. It's a fake tattoo of Mickey mouse. FML
Today, just like every morning this month, I woke up, put on my clothes, looked out my window, and was pointed at by a man in a ninja outfit on my neighbor's roof. The police still can't find him. FML
Today, for the second day in a row, I was constantly abused, yelled at, insulted, and berated by my wife for "endangering our child's life." I took her to the doctor for a vaccination and flu shot yesterday. FML
Friday 3 July 2015