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About ironfey : "And our lives will only always continue to be a balancing act that has less to do with pain, and more to do with beauty." -Shane Koyczan
"Normal is an illusion. What is normal to the spider, is chaos to the fly." - Morgue
To love is to destroy, and to be loved is to be destroyed.
PSN: Bunniesonacid, add me c:
I work at subway. Making sammiches. But I'm trying to get a new job because my boss is a douche canoe. Hopefully Slackers gets back to me (kudos to all the Missouri/Illinois people that know what Slackers is)
Proud Color Guard Member 🚩💃
Wrapping up my sophomore year.
Je m'appelle Christiane, et toi?
Brendon Urie is hotter than you.
Going as Asuna to ASTL ❤️
Trying to get out of the Friendzone, wish me luck ✌️
Rest in peace baby girl 🐈💕😭
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
What'cha looking at?
You have put three pictures on your profile, not necessarily pictures of your profile.
Today, I helped an elderly woman carry her suitcase down a flight of stairs. When I got to the bottom, a man tackled me to the ground thinking I was stealing the woman's luggage. As I lay in pain, he ran up the stairs to return the suitcase and the poor woman had to carry it down on her own. FML
Today, I listened to my elderly bachelor neighbor moan, "Oh, kitty, kitty, kitty! Oh kitty!" for over half-an-hour before he wandered out on his balcony in wet, tight white underwear to water his plant. This is the fifth time this week, and I still don't know what on earth he's doing. FML
Today, while packing for a trip, my mom bumped my bag and it started to vibrate. She flew into a huge rage calling me all sorts of colourful names, thinking it was a sex toy. It was my tooth brush. FML
Today, I was yelled at while I was shopping by some lady, because she saw my tattoo on my arm. She screamed that I'm the "spawn of Satan" and told me I'm going to hell. It's a fake tattoo of Mickey mouse. FML
Today, just like every morning this month, I woke up, put on my clothes, looked out my window, and was pointed at by a man in a ninja outfit on my neighbor's roof. The police still can't find him. FML
Today, for the second day in a row, I was constantly abused, yelled at, insulted, and berated by my wife for "endangering our child's life." I took her to the doctor for a vaccination and flu shot yesterday. FML
Today, my new boss, the CEO's son, finally showed up for work, three days late and right after lunch break. His first order of business was to call a meeting and scream at everyone for not having a diet latte waiting for him on his desk. God help us all. FML
Friday 27 February 2015