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irgndsondepp

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 17 June 1987 (28 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 2632
  • Number of comments : 66
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About irgndsondepp : Studying physics in Germany, playing guitar and sucking at life!

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irgndsondepp's favorite FMLs

Today, I walked into work, after having given my boss a weather prediction last week, so he could decide on which day to open a new company division. I was immediately taken aside and written up for "providing false information, adversley impacting morale". FML

#20122652
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17981) - you deserved it (1987)

On 10/18/2012 at 3:40pm - work - by johnnyfuckfacer (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I woke up and found a little note where my husband should have been. It said, "We've had some good times, hun, but it's time for me to move on." We've been married for 15 years, and have 3 children. FML

#20121146
239 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44059) - you deserved it (2356)

On 10/17/2012 at 4:16pm - love - by AbandonedHouseWife - Canada (Alberta)

Today, for the second time, I met the man I'm having an arranged marriage with in 3 months. I'd previously met him last night, while he was mugging me. FML

#20120711
250 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40755) - you deserved it (2993)

On 10/17/2012 at 6:15am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia

Today, my parents gave me a sock and card for my eighteenth birthday. The card said, "Now that Dobby is free, get out." FML

#20118693
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28140) - you deserved it (3443)

On 10/15/2012 at 9:19pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Indiana)

Today, after weeks of coming home to find my furniture all tipped over, thinking the place was haunted, and accepting my boyfriend's offers to come over and "comfort" me, I came home from work early. I found my boyfriend in the kitchen, kicking over all the chairs. FML

#20116490
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21071) - you deserved it (8215)

On 10/14/2012 at 1:03pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Estonia

Today, I had to eat my breakfast in terrified silence, as my hungover mother staggered into the room, shouted at the kettle for not boiling fast enough, and after a few seconds, screamed that I'd sabotaged it. I'm now grounded for supposedly trying to fuck with her head. FML

#20113953
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25164) - you deserved it (1499)

On 10/12/2012 at 7:00pm - misc - by WTF (woman) - New Zealand (Waikato)

Today, I asked a girl out. She replied, "Sorry, I'm suddenly a lesbian." FML

#20101904
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27521) - you deserved it (2553)

On 10/04/2012 at 8:28pm - love - by imafunguy (man) - United States

Today, I asked a girl in my building out. She said yes, and told me her fee per hour. FML

#20097224
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24520) - you deserved it (2491)

On 10/01/2012 at 7:15pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, a man with a clipboard came up to me in the street to ask me if I was happy with my life insurance. I couldn't bring myself to admit to him that I'm so clueless about my own life that I wasn't sure I was even happy with the Twix I was eating at the time. FML

#20095768
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15991) - you deserved it (3089)

On 09/30/2012 at 8:49pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I got sent to the principal's office because my Dad decided that instead of signing his name, he would sign, "Ms. Bigtits", because he wanted to make sure the teachers were paying attention to what their students handed in. FML

#20088535
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24139) - you deserved it (1689)

On 09/25/2012 at 7:20pm - misc - by PerpetuallyHappy (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I had to admit that I desperately need anti-anxiety medication. Apparently, when you walk around a grocery store avoiding eye contact and generally acting "sketchy", management will call the police on you, who will then pat you down to be sure you aren't shoplifting. FML

#20086255
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18841) - you deserved it (2147)

On 09/24/2012 at 3:18am - health - by AnxietyGirl - United States (Colorado)

Today, I met my husband's family for the first time. My nightmare versions were better. FML

#20055328
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25149) - you deserved it (2715)

On 09/03/2012 at 4:47am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Indiana)

Today, my drunk boyfriend decided to try to serenade me by throwing rocks at my window and singing a song about how much he loves me. This would have been extremely sweet if he would have gotten my window instead of my dad's. FML

#20050638
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22992) - you deserved it (2158)

On 08/31/2012 at 6:16am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by picture, during a game of Draw Something. FML

#20042043
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31850) - you deserved it (2219)

On 08/26/2012 at 1:03am - love - by wtf - New Zealand (Southland)

Today, I learned that just because the actual part of the pan that does touch the stove isn't hot doesn't mean that the handle won't give you third degree burns, a broken nose from passing out from the pain, and an expensive trip to the emergency room. FML

#20040720
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21185) - you deserved it (6420)

On 08/25/2012 at 9:15am - health - by Anonymous - United States



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