Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

ireply_wlyrics

Online | Search for a member

ireply_wlyrics

34Fucked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 34449
  • Number of comments : 653
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 15 posted

About ireply_wlyrics : not the real ireply_wlyrics, I don't think i''m allowed to do so anyway.

if only you could change usernames...

ireply_wlyrics's page activity

Visits<b>Exodus9</b> - 20 hours ago<b>danial1214</b> - yesterday at 3:50am<b>sweetgirl89</b> - yesterday at 9:53pm<b>buckstop1</b> - yesterday at 4:34pm<b>Wontonfon</b> - the 06/27/2015 at 2:24pm<b>littleking94</b> - the 06/26/2015 at 11:04pm<b>abNormal62</b> - the 06/26/2015 at 7:23pm<b>zonlach</b> - the 06/25/2015 at 11:47pm<b>Welshite</b> - the 06/23/2015 at 9:32pm<b>kjlancaster</b> - the 06/23/2015 at 4:10pm<b>gqgymnast</b> - the 06/23/2015 at 1:41pm<b>garage</b> - the 06/20/2015 at 1:39pm<b>MissJennyale</b> - the 06/19/2015 at 6:03pm<b>Trb44</b> - the 06/18/2015 at 3:50am<b>ExtremeEncounter</b> - the 06/18/2015 at 12:43am<b>HairyPunisher</b> - the 06/15/2015 at 11:02pm<b>776279</b> - the 06/15/2015 at 7:10pm<b>nana_star</b> - the 06/15/2015 at 5:02pm

Fucked!<b>nana_star</b> - the 06/15/2015 at 11:02pm<b>dragonkisses28</b> - the 06/11/2015 at 3:57am<b>___Unknown__08</b> - the 05/30/2015 at 4:57am<b>emmatheamazingx</b> - the 05/23/2015 at 3:14pm<b>Kazze</b> - the 05/08/2015 at 9:47am<b>jks0308</b> - the 04/19/2015 at 7:38pm<b>elizabeth_black</b> - the 04/18/2015 at 5:00am<b>Chrissyella</b> - the 04/05/2015 at 4:45am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 04/01/2015 at 3:03pm<b>johnlockshipper</b> - the 03/25/2015 at 8:19pm<b>D_Word_Head</b> - the 03/15/2015 at 5:00am<b>TDog3337</b> - the 03/14/2015 at 6:22pm<b>SteamyPenguin</b> - the 03/13/2015 at 10:05pm<b>Soviet_American</b> - the 03/03/2015 at 4:40am<b>denaeb123</b> - the 03/02/2015 at 5:31am<b>hume</b> - the 03/01/2015 at 4:45am<b>Volcanite</b> - the 02/17/2015 at 4:22am<b>EvilTurtle</b> - the 02/16/2015 at 8:34am

ireply_wlyrics's FML badges

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

Inception

You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.

I NEED to know!

You went as far as reading the terms of use. You’re a total FML completist.

See all of ireply_wlyrics's badges

ireply_wlyrics's favorite FMLs

Today, I told my son he couldn't have a toy. He threw a fit, looked me in the eye, and screamed, "Daddy's right! You are a bitch!" The whole store was watching. FML

#18410529
216 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35826) - you deserved it (6076)

On 12/02/2011 at 8:22am - kids - by jessi - United States

Today, after three days of getting stared at by my neighbour from the window, I realized that she wasn't alive anymore. FML

#18406735
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46070) - you deserved it (3478)

On 12/01/2011 at 9:02pm - health - by unknown52 - Netherlands (Overijssel)

Today, our school started an anti-bullying policy, and we watched a video about bullying. After the video, I told a teacher about a bullying case going on that I know about. His response? "Tell someone who cares" as he walked away chuckling. FML

#18400111
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33766) - you deserved it (4074)

On 12/01/2011 at 12:01am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, after I went to collect my pay for babysitting, the girl's dad pulled the old "Can I pay you in Trident Layers?" bull on me. Hoping to show that I wasn't going to play ball, I told him that watching his gran inhale a cock would be funnier. If scowls could kill... FML

#18350847
307 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7545) - you deserved it (58595)

On 11/25/2011 at 9:09pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Nevada)

Today, I was walking to the kitchen in the dark. Something caught my eye and I turned to see a man standing in the corner, clear as day. I jumped and closed my eyes for a split second. When I opened them, he was nowhere to be seen. I'm now terrified to live in my own home. FML

#18338481
492 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47151) - you deserved it (4419)

On 11/24/2011 at 3:30pm - misc - by haunted (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my boyfriend told me that if I ever cheated on him, he'll chop my body up and dispose of all the parts, but keep my boobies, because he likes them. FML

#18334603
250 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47407) - you deserved it (7301)

On 11/24/2011 at 5:01am - intimacy - by Faithful - Singapore

Today, I was caught stealing a video game. I realized after my parents were called that the case was actually empty. FML

#18299655
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6649) - you deserved it (80370)

On 11/20/2011 at 4:42pm - misc - by Emil - United States

Today, my now ex-boyfriend called me over for an "important chat". This chat consisted of him not only insisting that we have sex whenever he feels like it, but demanding that I take birth control pills, because making him wear a condom is "sexist and degrading". FML

#18283192
241 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41245) - you deserved it (5907)

On 11/18/2011 at 6:36pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I was practicing my lines for theater class in the hall. My partner and I chose a script where we argue over me stealing her boyfriend. Since it started to sound like a real argument, another student said that I was a "crazy bitch" and punched me in the face. FML

#18279897
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35609) - you deserved it (3982)

On 11/18/2011 at 8:30am - misc - by hannahk267 - United States (Missouri)

Today, my mother, her fiancé, and I were having dinner together. My mother was joking that she wasn't sure she could hold him down, as he used to "get around." She turned to talk to the waiter and my future step-father looked me up and down and winked. FML

#18279508
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32612) - you deserved it (2192)

On 11/18/2011 at 6:17am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was reading a book in German, which I don't know very well. Suddenly I reached a passage I had no trouble understanding. Excited, I showed my husband, saying I was finally getting the hang of it. He laughed and patted my head. Turns out, that particular passage was a quote. In English. FML

#18266824
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9888) - you deserved it (35188)

On 11/16/2011 at 7:37pm - misc - by dunicha - United States (Texas)

Today, I and a policeman confronted my psychotic neighbor who stole my cat because she thinks flea bites cause cancer. She refused to tell us what she'd done with the cat. I just spent $100 last month in vet bills, and my kids are crying for their pet. He's probably in pieces in her freezer. FML

#18249265
236 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38148) - you deserved it (2280)

On 11/14/2011 at 7:46pm - animals - by Stalked (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, a kid came trick or treating to my house. When I told him Halloween was nearly two weeks ago, his reaction was to savagely kick me in the shin and run off screaming obscenities. This is the same kid who broke down in tears when I gave him candy on the real Halloween. FML

#18222610
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28775) - you deserved it (2580)

On 11/11/2011 at 9:04pm - kids - by Username - United States (Maryland)

Today, I cut my penis on a desk fan. FML

#18217902
379 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19332) - you deserved it (79904)

On 11/11/2011 at 10:53am - intimacy - by dumbassbuffet (man) - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, I dined and dashed. Upon reaching my car, I realized I had left my seven year-old daughter in the restaurant. FML

#18217676
380 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9491) - you deserved it (114981)

On 11/11/2011 at 10:17am - kids - by embarrassed - Canada (Ontario)



FML's blog

  • Tania's illustrated FML
  • Hi gang! How are you all doing? This week has been quite eventful for some people. Uber has been causing taxi drivers here and there to get their knickers in a twist, notable over here in France, which caused…

Friday 26 June 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: