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Today, I tried to talk to my boyfriend about our communication problems. He fell asleep. FML

#16984113
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31978) - you deserved it (7150)

On 07/05/2011 at 7:48am - love - by Ella - Australia (Queensland)

Today, while using the restroom at work, I dropped my keys into the toilet. I left to find something to get them out and figured nobody would use a toilet with keys in it. I came back to a bowl of dung and "Shit happens" written on the wall in lipstick. FML

#16980115
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31860) - you deserved it (7586)

On 07/05/2011 at 12:04am - work - by Stacy - United States

Today, I was jamming out in my car, tapping my fingers on the wheel and bobbing my head. At the next stoplight, I happened to look over and the passenger of the car next to me was holding a sign in the window saying, "I bet you don't have a boyfriend, do you?" FML

#16977432
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30384) - you deserved it (5923)

On 07/04/2011 at 8:25pm - misc - by brittbrat4 - United States

Today, my bedridden mother called me selfish. After an operation two weeks ago, all I've done is feed her, clean her and the house every day. She called me selfish because I couldn't lift a TV into her room. FML

#16977173
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31664) - you deserved it (2346)

On 07/04/2011 at 8:00pm - misc - by Ashleighx94 - United Kingdom

Today, I had to drive my drunk parents home from a party. They leaned out the window and barked at everyone we passed all the way home. FML

#16968738
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30772) - you deserved it (3546)

On 07/04/2011 at 1:45am - misc - by monquiqui (woman) - United States (Hawaii)

Today, my sister confessed to me that she sold some of my old shirts to the girl who's stalking me. This explains why I got a note that read, "I have your scent, now I can track you." FML

#16965226
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42429) - you deserved it (2710)

On 07/03/2011 at 8:27pm - misc - by beablue18 - Germany (Rheinland-Pfalz)

Today, my boss fired me for dating a co-worker. There's no policy forbidding it; he just thought it was unfair that I could get with the "hottest girl who works here" but he can't. I live in an at-will employment state. FML

#16960895
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29121) - you deserved it (2913)

On 07/03/2011 at 12:21pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I decided to sing a sweet lullaby to my two year old son. In the process, he smacked me in the face and told me to please stop. My sister sings to him all the time and he loves it. FML

#16956898
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29790) - you deserved it (5904)

On 07/03/2011 at 1:36am - kids - by dee - United States

Today, while on student exchange in Germany, I was making myself a cup of coffee. When I rummaged around in the fridge, my room-mates asked me what I was looking for. I said I wanted to put "samen" in my coffee. They laughed. Ah yes, "sahne" means "cream". "Samen" means "sperm". FML

#16951443
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28101) - you deserved it (10807) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 07/02/2011 at 5:50pm - intimacy - by Hum - Switzerland (Ticino)

Today, I went to the carnival with a guy I like. When we went on the big scary ride where you flip upside down a lot, he asked me to be his girlfriend. Then, I threw up on him. FML

#16944074
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39593) - you deserved it (4329)

On 07/02/2011 at 1:33am - love - by Amanda - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I got more excited when two Kit-Kat bars fell at once in a vending machine than I did when I got married. FML

#16942912
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29551) - you deserved it (18483)

On 07/02/2011 at 12:14am - love - by jakewr - United States (Missouri)

Today, I tried to comfort my daughter who'd been crying non-stop for hours. She thinks Chuck Norris is coming to kill her, and I can't convince her otherwise. FML

#16936128
311 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36031) - you deserved it (4940)

On 07/01/2011 at 1:42pm - kids - by parenting sucks - United States (New York)

Today, the driver's side window of my car was busted, and inside was a note that said, "Sorry, thought this was my car." FML

#16932864
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33166) - you deserved it (2199)

On 07/01/2011 at 4:31am - misc - by Rick - United States (California)

Today, my sister was on shrooms. I wasn't able to tackle her before she called the cops to say that her books were trying to eat her face off. FML

#16932520
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31589) - you deserved it (3514)

On 07/01/2011 at 3:41am - misc - by ugh annoying - United States (Minnesota)

Today, it's my birthday. My boyfriend told me he was too busy studying for finals, but that he'd take me out another day instead. He later drunk-dialled me from a party demanding a lift back home. FML

#16838665
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38316) - you deserved it (3797)

On 06/24/2011 at 7:36pm - love - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Devon)



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