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if only you could change usernames...
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Today, my roommate made out with this guy I kind of had a thing for. It wasn't a big deal to sober me, but drunk me wasn't having it. I drank half a bottle of vodka, punched a hole in a wall, and cried while laying on the floor. FML
by stupid drunk bitch / 02/24/2016 at 1:37pm / United States (New York) / Love
by Anonymous / 02/24/2016 at 12:58pm / United States (Missouri) / Miscellaneous
by This guy / 02/20/2016 at 9:53pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Miscellaneous
Today, while taking a bus full of loud, rambunctious elementary children to school, the bus slowly slid off the road into a ditch. After waiting 30 minutes that felt like hours, I saw the tow truck arriving from the opposite direction also slide slowly off the roadway into the opposite ditch. FML
by womanoski / 02/20/2016 at 12:56pm / United States (Indiana) / Transportation
by StudentAbroad / 02/18/2016 at 8:27am / Ukraine (Kyyiv) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 02/16/2016 at 3:37pm / United States (Mississippi) / Miscellaneous
Today, during an unrelated appointment with my GP, he offered me a free check for chlamydia. Despite me reassuring him that I was STI free, he insisted that I should undergo the test. I ended up agreeing, only because I was too embarrassed to admit that I'm still a virgin. FML
by Anonymous / 02/16/2016 at 2:39am / Australia (Victoria) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 02/15/2016 at 7:01pm / United States / Health
by madisonnnnnn / 02/12/2016 at 8:38pm / United States (Colorado) / Health
by J / 02/11/2016 at 10:44am / Malta / Miscellaneous
Today, I was hanging out with a friend out of state. He had some friends with him and we were all having a great time, until they found out I live in Utah. They instantly assumed I was Mormon and started to act weird around me. This is a frequent occurrence. FML
by Poppleton99 / 02/11/2016 at 1:06am / United States (Utah) / Miscellaneous
by Ellamare / 02/10/2016 at 11:13pm / United States (Michigan) / Intimacy
by abnormallyadam / 02/09/2016 at 8:08am / Australia (Victoria) / Love
Today, I took my girlfriend out for a romantic dinner, since we can't see each other this Valentine's Day. Halfway through, my aunt called, telling me my grandma had died. I had to leave because I was crying so much, leaving my girlfriend with a very pricey bill. FML
by Anonymous / 02/09/2016 at 6:28am / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
by Katie1921 / 02/08/2016 at 9:52pm / United States (New York) / Intimacy
- 1Today, someone stole my purse and phone while I was giving CPR to someone who had a heart attack on… 2Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 3Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's…