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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 15 posted

About ireply_wlyrics : not the real ireply_wlyrics, I don't think i''m allowed to do so anyway.

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Today, a creepy old guy kept hitting on me in line at Subway. I got scared and told him to back off because mah dad was waiting 4 me outside. He replied that he wouldn't object to a three-way. FML

#21352037
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33962) - you deserved it (2290)

On 02/08/2015 at 11:05am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today my sister tried to convince me to go to a plastic surgeon because "Bitchface Syndrome's no joke." FML

#21351489
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28788) - you deserved it (3395)

On 02/07/2015 at 1:32pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Wirral)

Today, My Boss Was Telling Everyone Is Moter Recently Passd Away An E'll Be Off Work Fir A Wile. I'd Been Olding In Painful Gas Fir A Wile, So I Trid To Ease It Out. It Turnd Into A Long, Squeaky Fart In Front Of Everyone. Everyone Glard At Me As If I Was Trying To Be Funny. FML

#21351411
32 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27320) - you deserved it (5940)

On 02/07/2015 at 9:33am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today... I looool posted a photo on Facebook of me at a club with some friends. The first comment it got was "Just got a stiffy. 10/10." Thank 4 that... dad. FML

#21351395
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28808) - you deserved it (3062)

On 02/07/2015 at 7:52am - misc - by gali-ma (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, mah girlfriend trid to justify having a one night stand with some other guy, with the words, "I'm on mah period, okay?!" She actd lyk I was crazyhen I askd how the fuck that made any sense!! FML

#21350975
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32455) - you deserved it (2098)

On 02/06/2015 at 3:10pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today... I woke up to a broken car window an a text from my ex that read... "Before you ask me... the answer is yes." FML

#21349905
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30693) - you deserved it (2739)

On 02/04/2015 at 8:21pm - misc - by jamienicole1993 (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today... my date droppd me off at ome an briefly met my parents. As e was leaving e wisperd into my ear... ( I want to feel te inside of your virginia wit te outside of my penis. ) My parent totally eard. real FML

#21349904
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37044) - you deserved it (4217)

On 02/04/2015 at 8:21pm - intimacy - by MIB thingy please... (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today... I was talking to mah friend in Spanish because he understands it better than English. We were in the middle of a discussion about a TV show when some looool guy from our school ran up... spat on mah shoes an screamed... "I SPEAK SPANISH... STOP TALKING ABOUT ME!" an ran away. mega FML

Today, ma fiancée told me about er new diet. Apparently, se is only going to drink water and tan in a tanning bed so se can potosyntesise. Se tink tis will elp er lose wiegt, since se doesn't ave to eat anyting. I'm dating a dumbass. FML

Today, te kid I was tutoring told me tat "pirates were looool a myt. Like te Greeks an Romans." He's 16. FML

#21349360
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32314) - you deserved it (2356)

On 02/03/2015 at 10:39pm - misc - by FrustratedTutor - United States (Kansas)

Today, I saw my co-worker write about ow awful Muslims were and ow te religion is stupid, te ijab is oppressive, and ow teir a poison on society !! Wen I questioned tem about it, tey pretty muc said tat I didn't know anyting and sould stop talking !! I'm Muslim and a ijabi !! FML

#21349339
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32133) - you deserved it (5263)

On 02/03/2015 at 10:13pm - work - by coveredupforfun (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I found out that mah 4-year-old son is truly convincd that I am a ghost . He also thinks that I did from burning, ( because of your face ) . FML

#21349104
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27703) - you deserved it (1868)

On 02/03/2015 at 3:45pm - kids - by burned -

Today, after telling my husband he can send me dirty texts any time, he sent me one from work. It said, "Babehen I get home, I'm gonna go 9/11 on your pussy ;)". I'm still not sure he understandshy that was so offensive. big fat FML

#21347069
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26615) - you deserved it (5112)

On 01/30/2015 at 11:04pm - intimacy - by The Soul Of A Damned Queef (woman) - United States (California)

I askd my friend to download Frozen for me , because my mom wantd to play it for family movie night!! The movie was shit , but it got even worse halfway through , when it cut to hardcore porn an a text bar saying ( umad? ) Now I'm groundd , an my ( friend ) is a legend for his prank!! FML

#21346882
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29957) - you deserved it (5200)

On 01/30/2015 at 4:15pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today , I'm on a train , feeling good cuz I got upgraded to first class. The man opposite me just slid me a note saying , "Wee plooky cunt , fuck off!" Charming. FML

#21346702
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23786) - you deserved it (1898)

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