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Today, after meticulously rereading my application, merging references, budgets, academic transcripts and itineraries for an amazing scholarship, I clicked submit, only to remember that the system was on Daylight Savings time, which we don't have in my state! I missed out on $2,500 by 3 minutes. FML
by PoorForever / 02/28/2016 at 8:53am / Australia (Queensland) / Money
Today, I let my estranged husband move back in with my son and me. Later, his pregnant and underage girlfriend knocked on my door, crying about how her mom kicked her out. I'm such a pushover, they're in my bed and I'm on the couch. FML
by ishyboo / 02/27/2016 at 5:59pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Love
Today, my mom came home heavily drunk. As I was taking care of her, she told me all about how I was a mistake. That didn't hurt nearly as much as when she told me she wishes I'd died during her pregnancy. FML
by speed-dialing dr kevorkian / 02/27/2016 at 2:25am / United States (Wisconsin) / Miscellaneous
by Random / 02/25/2016 at 5:09pm / United States (Alabama) / Love
by anonymous / 02/25/2016 at 4:55pm / United States / Health
Today, I have to attend a mandatory parenting class due to a false report filed against me with CPS. My son's school play is at the same time as today's class, and I'll have to miss it so I can learn how to be a "better mom". FML
by irony / 02/25/2016 at 10:08am / United States (Kentucky) / Kids
Today, my roommate made out with this guy I kind of had a thing for. It wasn't a big deal to sober me, but drunk me wasn't having it. I drank half a bottle of vodka, punched a hole in a wall, and cried while laying on the floor. FML
by stupid drunk bitch / 02/24/2016 at 1:37pm / United States (New York) / Love
by Anonymous / 02/24/2016 at 12:58pm / United States (Missouri) / Miscellaneous
by This guy / 02/20/2016 at 9:53pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Miscellaneous
Today, while taking a bus full of loud, rambunctious elementary children to school, the bus slowly slid off the road into a ditch. After waiting 30 minutes that felt like hours, I saw the tow truck arriving from the opposite direction also slide slowly off the roadway into the opposite ditch. FML
by womanoski / 02/20/2016 at 12:56pm / United States (Indiana) / Transportation
by StudentAbroad / 02/18/2016 at 8:27am / Ukraine (Kyyiv) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 02/16/2016 at 3:37pm / United States (Mississippi) / Miscellaneous
Today, during an unrelated appointment with my GP, he offered me a free check for chlamydia. Despite me reassuring him that I was STI free, he insisted that I should undergo the test. I ended up agreeing, only because I was too embarrassed to admit that I'm still a virgin. FML
by Anonymous / 02/16/2016 at 2:39am / Australia (Victoria) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 02/15/2016 at 7:01pm / United States / Health
by madisonnnnnn / 02/12/2016 at 8:38pm / United States (Colorado) / Health
- Today, I was talking with my slightly skinflint girlfriend, who just moved in with me. “I think you… Today, after shaking my boss's hand, I noticed that he had a piece of toilet paper stuck to one of… Today, I’m a babysitter for a 4 year-old little girl. All afternoon, I attended Barbie’s murder and…