Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?


Online | Search for a member



  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 28715
  • Number of comments : 652
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 15 posted

About ireply_wlyrics : not the real ireply_wlyrics, I don't think i''m allowed to do so anyway.

if only you could change usernames...

ireply_wlyrics's page activity

Visits<b>groovy579</b> - 5 hours ago<b>WildaRora</b> - yesterday at 11:21pm<b>monkeyfox32</b> - yesterday at 6:37pm<b>izkiz</b> - yesterday at 11:52am<b>cifer27</b> - yesterday at 11:10am<b>Soviet_American</b> - the 03/02/2015 at 10:40pm<b>ImissCaleb</b> - the 03/02/2015 at 9:15pm<b>_savage_17</b> - the 03/02/2015 at 6:20pm<b>roman11</b> - the 03/02/2015 at 3:57am<b>Simply_Infinite</b> - the 03/02/2015 at 2:57am<b>foreverjordan</b> - the 03/02/2015 at 2:45am<b>BigL99</b> - the 03/02/2015 at 12:55am<b>TayTay_Swerve</b> - the 03/01/2015 at 11:58pm<b>WhatTheHeckman8</b> - the 03/01/2015 at 11:32pm<b>denaeb123</b> - the 03/01/2015 at 11:31pm<b>imcool456</b> - the 03/01/2015 at 10:26pm<b>Kogami</b> - the 03/01/2015 at 10:14pm<b>Lanker</b> - the 03/01/2015 at 7:49pm

Liked!<b>Soviet_American</b> - yesterday at 4:40am<b>denaeb123</b> - the 03/02/2015 at 5:31am<b>hume</b> - the 03/01/2015 at 4:45am<b>Volcanite</b> - the 02/17/2015 at 4:22am<b>EvilTurtle</b> - the 02/16/2015 at 8:34am<b>DunkChiem</b> - the 02/16/2015 at 6:23am<b>NomadicPie</b> - the 02/16/2015 at 3:11am<b>wolfstar126</b> - the 02/16/2015 at 2:47am<b>Secret_Ninjaa</b> - the 02/16/2015 at 2:46am<b>_Iriana_</b> - the 02/16/2015 at 2:44am<b>Windyy</b> - the 02/16/2015 at 2:43am<b>AJ81513</b> - the 02/13/2015 at 4:50am<b>WildaRora</b> - the 01/23/2015 at 2:36am<b>patrickalamo</b> - the 01/18/2015 at 3:53am<b>Manosapo</b> - the 12/08/2014 at 2:35am<b>Blaisey</b> - the 12/07/2014 at 7:21am<b>Mr_Duckingbergh</b> - the 11/27/2014 at 11:27pm<b>sophscrupsky</b> - the 11/16/2014 at 5:31pm

ireply_wlyrics's FML badges


You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.

I NEED to know!

You went as far as reading the terms of use. You’re a total FML completist.

I’m your new creative director

You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.

See all of ireply_wlyrics's badges

ireply_wlyrics's favorite FMLs

Today, I came to work ready to impress my boss. A couple of weeks ago I asked him for a promotion from stock to sales and I have been proving myself worthy. Turns out he hired a new girl for sales, with great, big, fake breasts. FML


I agree, your life sucks (33070) - you deserved it (4245)

On 07/04/2010 at 8:15pm - work - by FML - United States

Today, the guy I've been dating for 3 years got engaged to a woman I can't stand. I work as a waiter at a catering company, they hired the company and requested me as a server for their engagement party. FML


I agree, your life sucks (48227) - you deserved it (5667)

On 07/04/2010 at 6:03am - love - by Waiter - Sent from mobile version

Today, while making out with my boyfriend of a month, he started rubbing my boobs. He told me that he wanted to get some action before he broke up with me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (47269) - you deserved it (5371)

On 07/03/2010 at 12:04am - intimacy - by nowsingle - Canada (Ontario)

Today, while drinking at a bar with my girlfriend, my ex-girlfriend who I've been seeing on the side walked straight up to her, introducing herself as "the ex-girlfriend that he's been sleeping with for the past 3 months." FML

Today, I got my eyebrow pierced. When I got home to show my family, my little sister said, "That's so fake!" and tore it off my face. FML


I agree, your life sucks (53777) - you deserved it (9975)

On 06/26/2010 at 6:31am - health - by the_pheasant66 - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, I was walking around in the mall when I dropped my purse. When I bent down to pick it up, some guy came up behind me, humped my ass, then ran away laughing. FML


I agree, your life sucks (60199) - you deserved it (12690)

On 06/24/2010 at 8:45pm - intimacy - by WorstLifeEver - United States

Today, I found out that my colleagues don't add me on Facebook so that they can publicly put me down in their statuses, without me knowing. My boss liked the one which said that I talk too much. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30325) - you deserved it (9702)

On 06/23/2010 at 10:27am - work - by Cleo (woman) - Brunei Darussalam

Today, I went to my boyfriend's apartment to surprise him with breakfast only to find that his other girlfriend had beat me to it. FML


I agree, your life sucks (44698) - you deserved it (3987)

On 06/22/2010 at 8:59am - love - by - United States (Utah)

Today, my future father-in-law, a respectable New England gentleman, bought me an $8,000 viola and bow for our engagement. I was so surprised that I spit a glass of wine from a 60 year old bottle all over his custom-tailored suit. He was not happy. FML


I agree, your life sucks (26625) - you deserved it (11962)

On 06/20/2010 at 2:42am - misc - by Mr.Viola (man) - United States (California)

Today, I found out my 19 year old daughter is pregnant. The father is a toss up between my 45 year-old best friend, and the 30 year old guy who cleans our pool. FML


I agree, your life sucks (59313) - you deserved it (7308)

On 06/15/2010 at 9:27pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was at a public pool. A very fat kid yelled, "Cannon Ball!" He jumped right on me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (45187) - you deserved it (4062)

On 06/10/2010 at 3:59pm - misc - by Collin - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my dad found and read my diary. Most of the entries were about how my father didn't respect my privacy. Then he phoned my aunt and read her passages from it. FML


I agree, your life sucks (36588) - you deserved it (3505)

On 06/05/2010 at 7:49pm - misc - by ugh (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was mistaken for a male prostitute because I was walking home while wearing my speedo after a swim in the public pool. I was arrested and had to stay in a room full of convicts for 4 hours. Still in a speedo. FML


I agree, your life sucks (32571) - you deserved it (23946)

On 06/04/2010 at 8:52pm - misc - by xricardo - United States (Arizona)

Mathilde Morieux's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • The Best of the Worst #12
  • Another month, another bunch of shitposts. Yes, it's time to delve into the postbag and have another look at the weird and wonderful stuff we've been sent by people from all over the world. Hope you…

Tuesday 3 March 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: