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  • Number of visits : 31181
  • Number of comments : 653
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 15 posted

About ireply_wlyrics : not the real ireply_wlyrics, I don't think i''m allowed to do so anyway.

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Today, my co-worker insisted there must be an underlying, romantic reason for why I spend so much time teaching him everything, and that I didn't mean it when I told him that's what I'm paid to do. I'm actually supposed to train this guy for three weeks. Two more weeks to go. FML

#13547625
37 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23476) - you deserved it (2345)

On 10/22/2010 at 6:57am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Singapore

Today, I teach English in Taiwan. I got two new students, brothers named Harry and Potter. People, they're children, not pets. FML

#13541967
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29783) - you deserved it (4516)

On 10/21/2010 at 9:03pm - misc - by Anonymous - Sent from mobile version

Today, l was crouched on the ground in the doorway at a haunted mansion. It's part of my job here to scare the people passing by. A 12 year old girl walked by, I grabbed her leg, and she kicked me in the face. FML

#13539413
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11712) - you deserved it (37985)

On 10/21/2010 at 5:44pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I got pulled over by a state trooper for speeding. When he saw I had something in my pocket, he began to ask if it was a weapon. After arguing for a few minutes I was put in handcuffs. I was too embarrassed to pull the tampon out my pocket. FML

#13537704
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9105) - you deserved it (43013)

On 10/21/2010 at 2:10pm - misc - by Victoria - United States (Georgia)

Today, I received two cards in the mail for my late husband for his birthday. He has been dead for four years now, and the cards were from our two children, who live several states away. This is the fourth time it's happened, and neither of them answer my calls. Ever. FML

#13514836
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42555) - you deserved it (3320)

On 10/19/2010 at 6:58pm - kids - by widow - United States (Illinois)

Today, the man who has been my stepfather for six years, has forgotten how old I am. However, he remembers exactly how much my real father owes him for child support. FML

#13512572
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26754) - you deserved it (2541)

On 10/19/2010 at 3:15pm - money - by moe (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I learned I was adopted and that my parents had died in a car accident when I was really young. My girlfriend was sitting next to me when I got the news, and several hours later broke up with me in a text stating, "I don't want to be with someone who doesn't have real parents." FML

#13506620
307 comments

I agree, your life sucks (78275) - you deserved it (3490)

On 10/19/2010 at 12:30am - misc - by losingit (man) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend of two years told his friend that he decided a long time ago that he would never be faithful to a woman. I was sitting next to him. FML

#13496771
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27763) - you deserved it (2933)

On 10/18/2010 at 8:23am - love - by sugar - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend called and told me he had cheated on me with a minor. She is claiming rape and going to put him in jail. He asked me to help him pay for his attorney. FML

#13496641
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41381) - you deserved it (3541)

On 10/18/2010 at 8:03am - love - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, after much thought and serious consideration, I nervously admitted to my boyfriend that I'm bisexual. The first thing that he said in response was: "Want a threesome?" FML

#13495592
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17201) - you deserved it (37400)

On 10/18/2010 at 4:00am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Australian Capital Territory)

Today, I found a surveillance camera in my room. FML

#13490049
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46854) - you deserved it (3638)

On 10/17/2010 at 8:27pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I came home from work. I was really tired and told my son that I would make him dinner later. He called the cops saying, "Mommy won't feed me." FML

#13485553
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34725) - you deserved it (5695)

On 10/17/2010 at 12:52pm - kids - by Lauren Smith - United States (California)

Today, it was my dad's birthday. As a joke, I got him one of those big erasers that say, "FOR BIG MISTAKES." He opened it, tried to erase me with it, then said, "It doesn't work." and left. FML

#13481671
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19545) - you deserved it (26043)

On 10/17/2010 at 2:28am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my sister asked me if she could go into my closet to borrow my favourite dress for a party she was going to tonight. When I asked her where she was going, she said to a Halloween costume party. My sister is going as a prostitute. FML

#13476444
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9545) - you deserved it (27776)

On 10/16/2010 at 8:31pm - misc - by meegs (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my sister and I were both on Facebook, updating our statuses. I set mine to "just got released from hospital with Baby Lily", as I'd had a baby earlier this week. My sister set hers to "menstrual blood smells like shrimp". Her status got 37 likes. Mine got none. FML

#13469972
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33074) - you deserved it (6438)

On 10/16/2010 at 8:31am - love - by married (woman) - United States (Connecticut)



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