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About ireply_wlyrics : not the real ireply_wlyrics, I don't think i''m allowed to do so anyway.

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Today, I came to work ready to impress my boss. A couple of weeks ago I asked him for a promotion from stock to sales and I have been proving myself worthy. Turns out he hired a new girl for sales, with great, big, fake breasts. FML

#11662244
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33070) - you deserved it (4245)

On 07/04/2010 at 8:15pm - work - by FML - United States

Today, the guy I've been dating for 3 years got engaged to a woman I can't stand. I work as a waiter at a catering company, they hired the company and requested me as a server for their engagement party. FML

#11651975
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48227) - you deserved it (5667)

On 07/04/2010 at 6:03am - love - by Waiter - Sent from mobile version

Today, while making out with my boyfriend of a month, he started rubbing my boobs. He told me that he wanted to get some action before he broke up with me. FML

#11624836
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47269) - you deserved it (5371)

On 07/03/2010 at 12:04am - intimacy - by nowsingle - Canada (Ontario)

Today, while drinking at a bar with my girlfriend, my ex-girlfriend who I've been seeing on the side walked straight up to her, introducing herself as "the ex-girlfriend that he's been sleeping with for the past 3 months." FML

Today, I got my eyebrow pierced. When I got home to show my family, my little sister said, "That's so fake!" and tore it off my face. FML

#11470870
225 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53777) - you deserved it (9975)

On 06/26/2010 at 6:31am - health - by the_pheasant66 - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, I was walking around in the mall when I dropped my purse. When I bent down to pick it up, some guy came up behind me, humped my ass, then ran away laughing. FML

#11435482
331 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60199) - you deserved it (12690)

On 06/24/2010 at 8:45pm - intimacy - by WorstLifeEver - United States

Today, I found out that my colleagues don't add me on Facebook so that they can publicly put me down in their statuses, without me knowing. My boss liked the one which said that I talk too much. FML

#11401501
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30325) - you deserved it (9702)

On 06/23/2010 at 10:27am - work - by Cleo (woman) - Brunei Darussalam

Today, I went to my boyfriend's apartment to surprise him with breakfast only to find that his other girlfriend had beat me to it. FML

#11377348
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44698) - you deserved it (3987)

On 06/22/2010 at 8:59am - love - by k.love - United States (Utah)

Today, my future father-in-law, a respectable New England gentleman, bought me an $8,000 viola and bow for our engagement. I was so surprised that I spit a glass of wine from a 60 year old bottle all over his custom-tailored suit. He was not happy. FML

#11325945
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26625) - you deserved it (11962)

On 06/20/2010 at 2:42am - misc - by Mr.Viola (man) - United States (California)

Today, I found out my 19 year old daughter is pregnant. The father is a toss up between my 45 year-old best friend, and the 30 year old guy who cleans our pool. FML

#11225858
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59313) - you deserved it (7308)

On 06/15/2010 at 9:27pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was at a public pool. A very fat kid yelled, "Cannon Ball!" He jumped right on me. FML

#11105800
269 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45187) - you deserved it (4062)

On 06/10/2010 at 3:59pm - misc - by Collin - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my dad found and read my diary. Most of the entries were about how my father didn't respect my privacy. Then he phoned my aunt and read her passages from it. FML

#10994237
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36588) - you deserved it (3505)

On 06/05/2010 at 7:49pm - misc - by ugh (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was mistaken for a male prostitute because I was walking home while wearing my speedo after a swim in the public pool. I was arrested and had to stay in a room full of convicts for 4 hours. Still in a speedo. FML

#10974262
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32571) - you deserved it (23946)

On 06/04/2010 at 8:52pm - misc - by xricardo - United States (Arizona)



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