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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 15 posted

About ireply_wlyrics : not the real ireply_wlyrics, I don't think i''m allowed to do so anyway.

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Today, I spent an hour setting up a delicate display stand at work. Not five minutes later, a woman barged in with her little kid, who immediately went up to the display and tipped the whole thing over. When I called attention to the mother, she just scoffed, "Isn't this your job?" and left. FML

#16299041
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36810) - you deserved it (3123)

On 05/22/2011 at 3:50pm - work - by NoRespect (woman) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I saw my neighbor of twelve years at the grocery store. Being friendly, I went over to say hello. After I did, she responded by saying that she didn't know me but I look familiar. Finally, she remembered why I'm familiar saying that I look like the dorky guy from Two and a Half Men. FML

#16294249
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30274) - you deserved it (3572)

On 05/22/2011 at 8:18am - misc - by Greig - United States (Ohio)

Today, my Dad married his fiancée, who insists I call her "mom". I'm three years older than her, and went to the same high school. She's taking me shopping next week to buy me something "nice". FML

#16293589
303 comments

I agree, your life sucks (77929) - you deserved it (4093)

On 05/22/2011 at 5:31am - misc - by quickfingers100 - United Kingdom

Today, I was driving back home with my mom when we saw two squirrels having sex in the road. I told her to just honk the horn. She said that I was being selfish, that sex is a beautiful thing, and that we should let them finish. We sat there for at least five minutes. FML

#16287224
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45939) - you deserved it (6022)

On 05/21/2011 at 9:00pm - intimacy - by squirrels69ing (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my ex husband is marrying my sister. FML

#16279756
285 comments

I agree, your life sucks (103359) - you deserved it (6951)

On 05/21/2011 at 11:31am - love - by uetlqdja - United States (Texas)

Today, my crush and I were talking on the phone and we were really hitting it off. We got on the subject of sex and I told him I have a purity ring. Then he suddenly said he had to go and hang up. FML

#16277483
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26571) - you deserved it (45659)

On 05/21/2011 at 3:44am - love - by Cassie (woman) - United States (Kansas)

Today, I called my mom and I got voicemail: "Hello, this is Joyce. I'm not here at the moment, so leave a message and I will call back as soon as possible. Except if it's Sophie. If it is, get the hell out of my life, biiitch." I'm Sophie. FML

#16277125
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43365) - you deserved it (5582)

On 05/21/2011 at 2:42am - misc - by thatsasquee - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, it was raining heavily. I saw a large puddle by the edge of the road near with a passing lady. Thinking it would be funny to splash her, I swerved to hit the puddle. The puddle was deeper than I thought. I lost control of the car, spun out, and hit two parked cars. FML

#16276951
521 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14543) - you deserved it (243686)

On 05/21/2011 at 2:22am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Utah)

Today, I had my new girlfriend over for dinner. Halfway through the meal, my dad started poking her with his fork. When I asked him what the hell he was doing, he barked back, "Just making sure she isn't a blow-up doll!" FML

#16271302
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43540) - you deserved it (4451)

On 05/20/2011 at 7:30pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, my boss scheduled a staff breakfast at a swanky new restaurant for all the hard work we've been doing. The dining area is on the roof, and the building has no elevator. I've been in a wheelchair for 11 years. When I brought this to my boss's attention, he said it wasn't his problem. FML

#16267088
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50973) - you deserved it (3156)

On 05/20/2011 at 1:59pm - work - by jayc80 (man) - Bermuda (Hamilton)

Today, I finally started my dream job. I turned up for work with a huge smile on my face. Imagine how much my face dropped when I saw that I had to share an office with the girl I stood up last weekend. FML

#16251176
223 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11268) - you deserved it (77898)

On 05/19/2011 at 11:13am - work - by Username -

Today, I got pulled over for going about 88mph. When the cop asked why I was speeding, I replied, "I was trying to go back in time". He didn't like that answer and gave me a ticket. FML

#16248002
221 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12778) - you deserved it (67827)

On 05/19/2011 at 1:30am - work - by 613tanner -

Today, it was my first day as an animal control officer. My first dispatch was to collect a dog that had been hit by a car. I had to clean up my dead dog on my first day of a job that barely pays rent. FML

#16245376
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57137) - you deserved it (4048)

On 05/18/2011 at 10:48pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)

Today, I gave a girl answers to a test. She said she would give me something pleasurable in return. She gave me a Twinkie, saying, "I know how much fat people love twinkies." FML

#16207509
216 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27876) - you deserved it (37832)

On 05/16/2011 at 3:34pm - misc - by pyroman1127 - United States (Utah)

Today, on the school bus, I rapped on a window in an attempt to get my friend's attention. A guy sitting behind me took this as an opportunity to shove my face into the window, breaking my nose. FML

#16146603
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34171) - you deserved it (5164)

On 05/12/2011 at 5:45pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)



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