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by Grandson / 01/01/2012 at 8:51am / Australia (New South Wales) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was taking people's orders at the drive-thru. I was confused as to why people were screaming their orders at me, until one of my managers handed me a paper that he'd found taped to the menu, saying "speak loudly speaker isn't working properly." Punkd. FML
by Ashton Sprunger / 12/30/2011 at 12:38am / United States / Work
by tickle spunk / 12/29/2011 at 1:39pm / United States (Connecticut) / Miscellaneous
Today, I woke up to slight memory of my boyfriend leaving for work an hour earlier than originally planned due to "excessive sweat" in my bed. When I removed my sheets and took in a deep whiff, my olfactory receptors instantly knew that his so called "sweat" was actually his urine. FML
by dontpeeonmenxtime / 12/29/2011 at 9:51am / United States (Colorado) / Miscellaneous
by Snurkles McGree / 12/29/2011 at 1:47am / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
by Jbs4lf / 12/26/2011 at 10:15pm / Belgium / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 12/24/2011 at 1:06am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
Today, my parents were coming to visit me at my brand new apartment. I made dinner and served them the cake my roomate had left for me in the fridge. Thirty minutes after they left, I was so baked that I couldn't think straight. I still don't know if my parents made it home. FML
by Cookie / 12/22/2011 at 1:11pm / South Africa / Miscellaneous
Today, I got screamed at, threatened, cursed, and spat on by an elderly couple for "running them off the road". I was driving an ambulance, lights and sirens on, with a 4 year old in the back who couldn't breathe. They were going 20 in a 50mph zone for 2 miles straight. FML
by Sedici / 12/18/2011 at 2:44am / United States / Transportation
by Brit / 12/16/2011 at 3:50am / Reserved / Miscellaneous
Today, I had a dream in which I was arguing with my mom. In the dream, she threatened to hit me, and I told her I'd do it myself. I reared back and knocked the crap out of myself. I'm awake now, and my jaw still hurts. FML
by Grubendol / 12/15/2011 at 12:30pm / United States (Louisiana) / Miscellaneous
Today, I volunteered to cater an event at school. A little girl asked for a big slice of cake so I gave it to her. She then puked everywhere and her parents blamed me and made me clean it up. The little girl sat there smiling at me while I cleaned. FML
by thathottchickk / 12/13/2011 at 5:43pm / United States (Washington) / Work
Today, while having dinner with my boyfriend's family, his mom told me that it looks like I've gained quite some weight. When my boyfriend told her that this was a rude thing to say, she said it wasn't rude, just the truth. FML
by Embarrassed / 12/12/2011 at 8:45am / Germany (Bayern) / Love
by Anonymous / 12/12/2011 at 1:00am / United States / Love
by Anonymous / 12/10/2011 at 8:03pm / United States / Love