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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 15 posted

About ireply_wlyrics : not the real ireply_wlyrics, I don't think i''m allowed to do so anyway.

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Today, I arrived at work to fine out someone had signed me up to a dating site. Apparently, my inability to speak to women has reached "boss level". Quite literally, as my boss was the oneho signed me up. big fat FML

#21380719
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26310) - you deserved it (2893)

On 03/24/2015 at 1:09pm - love - by ctmoto77 - United States (California)

Today, wile studying for a big test at te library, some idiots started playing ide-and-seek. After putting up wit teir snorting an giggling looool for nearly an our, I finally lost ma sit an told tem to knock it off. I ten got kicked out for causing a disturbance. FML

#21380708
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27155) - you deserved it (3418)

On 03/24/2015 at 12:51pm - misc - by faaail - Ireland (Cork)

TODAY, AN OLD LADY WAS WALKING BAHIND MA. SHA TRIPPD AN STARTD TO FALL, SO NATURALLY I TURND AN OUTSTRATCHD MY ARMS TO CATCH HAR, BUT WAS TOO LATA. A MAN TURND JUST IN TIMA TO SAA AN OLD LADY ON THA GROUND WITH MA WITH MY ARMS STRATCHD OUT. I NOW HAVA A BLACK AYA. FML

#21380543
50 comments

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On 03/24/2015 at 2:58am - misc - by why me - United States (Georgia)

TODAY, I OVERHERED MY CO-WORKER REFERRING TO ME AS "UNCLE FESTER". THIS IS APPARENTLY MY NICKNAME AROUND THE OFFICE, AN HAS BEEN 4 NERELY THREE YERES. I HAD NO IDEA. FML

#21380389
56 comments

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On 03/23/2015 at 9:49pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (West Virginia)

Today, my teacer took my test along wit anoter student's and gave us bot a zero. Wy? Because we bot ave colds soen we breate troug our nose it makes a sniffle noise. Se tougt we were using a secret code to communicate by sniffling. mega FML

#21380083
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36222) - you deserved it (2226)

On 03/23/2015 at 11:43am - misc - by Mr. Sniffles - United States (Ohio)

Today, mah younger sister stopped talking to me. I got engaged to mah boyfriend of 4 yeres an apparently, she's been in love with him since she met him. Through me. She's 12. FML

#21380050
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33665) - you deserved it (2478)

On 03/23/2015 at 10:24am - love - by twelvie - Australia (New South Wales)

Today,hile in-laws were visiting , two-year old accidentally pushd the door wide openhile I was sitting on the toilet. My mother-in-law laughd , took out her cell phone , snappd a picture of me and postd it on Facebook for everyone in our family to see. FML

#21379759
116 comments

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On 03/22/2015 at 9:58pm - kids - by Mary C. (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, while waxing a client's chest, I forgot to have him turn his head. When I ripped the strip, I punched him in the face. FML

#21379638
33 comments

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On 03/22/2015 at 6:32pm - work - by waxer150 - United States (Ohio)

a girl was making fun of me for being a virgin and , ( never seeing a nipple ) . I have three looool . FML

#21379555
92 comments

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On 03/22/2015 at 3:51pm - health - by uhoh.. - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, an old man approached me at work. I smiled and asked, ( Hi, can I help you )? He looked at me for a few second before replying, ( Fuck me, you need to loose some weight! ) and then wandering off. FML

#21379495
77 comments

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On 03/22/2015 at 1:41pm - work - by { o } (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today , I overered my dickead dad telling my grlfriend se's too good 4 me , ten asking if se wants to settle 4 someone like me. FML

#21378798
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27507) - you deserved it (2178)

On 03/21/2015 at 4:55am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Aberdeen City)

Today, my sister shot my dog with my airsoft gun!! When I told my parents, she put on the fakest sobbing I've ever heard, said she didn't even know how to use a gun, and that she saw me shoot my own dog!! They believd her and think I ned psychiatric help!! mega FML

#21378741
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30946) - you deserved it (1977)

On 03/21/2015 at 1:36am - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today... I Took My Girlfriend To Meet My Parents. My Dad Thought It'd Be Hilarious To Act Surprised An Ask Me If I'd Already Dumped The Girlfriend I Introduced Him To Yesterday. She Slapped Me An Stormed Out Of The House Before My Dad Could Tell Her It Was A Joke. FML

#21378402
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31456) - you deserved it (2140)

On 03/20/2015 at 1:50pm - love - by not picking up (man) - Slovenia (Skofljica)

Today... I disproved a scientific teory created by ma supervisor. He was furious an said tat I souldn't ave tried to disprove im. He told me to continue working wit is teory an now e treatens to fre me if I publis ma work. FML

#21378331
106 comments

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On 03/20/2015 at 10:38am - work - by ZG_Rules (man) - Netherlands (Gelderland)

Today , after telling my parents that I want to be a vegetarian , I got grounded . Apparently , ( black people can't be vegetarians ) and , I'm ( crazy fir even suggesting something like that . ) FML

#21378047
0 comments

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On 03/19/2015 at 10:23pm - misc - by shawnsmuffins - United States (Florida)



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