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ireply_wlyrics

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  • Number of visits : 39240
  • Number of comments : 653
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 15 posted

About ireply_wlyrics : not the real ireply_wlyrics, I don't think i''m allowed to do so anyway.

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ireply_wlyrics's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out that the guy I've been crushing on for months is actually 15 years old. I'm 22. Not only is it gross, but it's also illegal. FML

#21524349
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13541) - you deserved it (2669)

On 02/09/2016 at 8:08am - love - by abnormallyadam - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I took my girlfriend out for a romantic dinner, since we can't see each other this Valentine's Day. Halfway through, my aunt called, telling me my grandma had died. I had to leave because I was crying so much, leaving my girlfriend with a very pricey bill. FML

#21524337
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14930) - you deserved it (2724)

On 02/09/2016 at 6:28am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I tutored a third grade girl after school. She was squirming so much I thought she had to go to the bathroom. Turns out, she was just masturbating on the corner of a school chair. FML

#21524223
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14782) - you deserved it (926)

On 02/08/2016 at 9:52pm - intimacy - by Katie (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my fiancée woke up from a nightmare where I cheated on her. She has so far successfully gotten into my personal and work e-mails, and all my social media. I'm not sure if I'm worse at picking a wife or at picking passwords. FML

#21523145
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18744) - you deserved it (2515)

On 02/05/2016 at 5:55pm - misc - by Alex - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I worked up the confidence to go to the mall alone for the first time since being confined to a wheelchair. It didn't even take 20 minutes before some teenager grabbed my wheelchair and tried to race me around, all while his friends watched and laughed. FML

#21523102
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25346) - you deserved it (1146)

On 02/05/2016 at 3:08pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my psycho-obsessed ex-girlfriend blabbed all about how she got a check in the mail for $1000 from CrimeStoppers on Facebook and Twitter. This explains how my current girlfriend and two of my friends all got arrested last week for having weed. FML

#21522828
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17963) - you deserved it (4242)

On 02/04/2016 at 5:55pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, while I was taking a shit, a guy went into the next stall and narrated what he was doing in song. I'm still traumatized by his lyrics. FML

#21522585
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19329) - you deserved it (1511)

On 02/03/2016 at 10:13pm - misc - by Lord_Nick (man) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I tried to explain autism to my classmates. One of them, a professional cunt who's always looking for an excuse to lecture people, accused me of being "ableist" because my explanations weren't accurate, and said I shouldn't explain things I don't understand. I'm actually autistic. FML

#21522371
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21892) - you deserved it (1380)

On 02/03/2016 at 8:33am - health - by Ishikur (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, after years of lonesome birthdays overseas, I am finally able to celebrate the occasion at home. My best friend of 10 years will not be attending because her boyfriend of two months is having his party the same night. FML

Today, I was at the gym. I'm 360 lbs and have finally decided it's time to change that. Some girl and her two bitch friends thought it'd be fun to follow me and belittle me at everything I did. When I mentioned it to the staff, they said that they were just "encouraging" me. FML

#21522018
208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26933) - you deserved it (1737)

On 02/02/2016 at 5:17am - health - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I flipped out with happiness over the new Barbies. I want to buy one. I'm almost 26. FML

#21521595
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16005) - you deserved it (5910)

On 01/31/2016 at 10:27pm - misc - by barbieissocute (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my parents have deliberately ruined my last 2 relationships, because they want me to get back together with my ex simply because he is my son's dad. Apparently, my son needs his father more than I need a man who won't beat me every time he gets drunk. FML

#21521515
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27701) - you deserved it (1580)

On 01/31/2016 at 4:38pm - work - by anon (woman) - United States

Today, I told my grandpa that I want to join the police force. His response: "You wanna lynch some blacks without the jail time, eh?" FML

#21521366
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20255) - you deserved it (2190)

On 01/31/2016 at 3:13am - work - by onlyjuggalos (man) - United States

Today, I found out that I don't have to work tomorrow. Normally I would be thrilled to hear this, but not from the 6 o'clock news, doing a piece on my work's rat infestation and indefinite shut down. FML

#21520317
38 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19086) - you deserved it (1251)

On 01/28/2016 at 2:02am - work - by imahater07 - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend told me she loved me for the first time. Unfortunately, it was her way of saying that she didn't want to lose me after cheating on me yesterday. FML

#21520051
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21028) - you deserved it (1284)

On 01/27/2016 at 12:11pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Minnesota)



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