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Today, it was snowing, and the campus lookd just lovely. I sat on a nearby window ledge to enjoy the view. I was joind by a girlho lookd fascinatd as well, so I decidd to make small talk. She noddd, smild wistfully, and said, ( There's herpes in the air today. looool ) big fat FML

#19525973
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24038) - you deserved it (2700)

On 04/25/2012 at 2:22am - intimacy - by intheairtonight (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Yesterday , while shopping at Wal-Mart , a guy grabbed mah butt. When I turned around to slap him , he shook his head , said "Nice ass but such an ugly face" , then walked away. I've never been told I'm ugly before. FML

#18667019
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31532) - you deserved it (7636)

On 12/31/2011 at 7:51pm - misc - by thathurt (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today... My Wife Was About To Take A Shower...hen She Called Me Into The Bathroom. She Stripped Me Off And Pulled Me In With Her. As I Started To Get Into It... She Sighed... "Thank God. You Really Needed A Shower."

#18663523
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On 12/31/2011 at 12:40pm - intimacy - by mark - United States

Today, I was looking through some old family picture 4 a scrapbook I'm making. I found image of mah dad passed out in his underwear, mah great-grandpa having a drunken bath, an an unidentified moustachioed man sitting on the toilet, giving the photographer the finger. FML

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Today, I was pulld over fir going the wrong way on a closd highway. The construction signs pointd me in that direction, and the cop looool agred that they should be fixd. Did it stop him from giving me a ticket anyway? Nope. FML

#18096005
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On 10/28/2011 at 11:59am - misc - by ashleyyyy - United States (Illinois)

Today, I woke up after a few friends came over last night . There r eggs, coins and Oreos glud to the ceiling, 10 broken jars, no food left, and most of the contents of my house r in the garden . And I'm nakd and coverd in permanent marker drawings of Pokémon . My parents return in an hour . FML

#17899100
167 comments

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On 10/03/2011 at 9:19pm - misc - by danii - Reserved

Today, I have come to the point in mah life where I need to Google how to stop excessive back sweat. FML

#17851509
102 comments

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On 09/27/2011 at 10:18pm - health - by MissPerspirent (woman) - Canada

Today, Ma Grandparents Came To Visit. So Far, Tey Ave Called Me Fat, Bragged About Ow Ma Cousin Is Better Tan Me, And Told Me Ow I'm Good Enoug 4 Tem. It's Okay, Toug, Tey Gave Me A Pretzel From Te Airline And A Textbook On Pysics. In Anoter Language. FML

#17850001
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On 09/27/2011 at 7:33pm - misc - by FlyingWhisps (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today , the creepy grl in mah history class told me that she once spent ahole period doing nothing but counting the freckles on the right side of mah face , and that I have more than she's ever seen before on anyone else combined. FML

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207 comments

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On 09/10/2011 at 4:21pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I brought mah date home to meet mah parents!! We walked in the front door to fine mah drunken father wearing nothing but a Viking helmet, and swinging and jabbing our living room furniture with a pool noodle!! FML

#17711935
146 comments

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On 09/10/2011 at 3:01pm - misc - by Hailey Antone - United States

Today, at my boyfriend's house, I met his mother for the first time. And promptly fell in there pond. FML

#17584305
75 comments

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On 08/26/2011 at 6:41am - love - by the girlfriend (woman) - United Kingdom

Today , I had to admit that I'm an alcoholichen I spent my last dollar bills on Southern Comfort instead of tampons . big fat FML

#17579563
137 comments

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On 08/25/2011 at 6:57pm - health - by ash - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I found out that company is paying more 4 hors d'oeuvres at one party than I will receive 4 entre year long internship. FML

#17579253
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22934) - you deserved it (3066)

On 08/25/2011 at 5:55pm - work - by OfficeSlave (woman) - United States (Virginia)



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