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Today, I found a book in attic that I always read when I was a kid!! For old times sake I read it again!! On the very first page, child me had written, ( Go to page 15 ) so I did!! On page 15, in big red letters, it said, ( Get bent )!! I got pranked by myself!! big fat FML

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On 10/19/2014 at 3:27pm - misc - by Deadpool434 (man) - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, I got ig for te frst time. Apparently I called ma vet and told im ma goldfis was barking. I found out wen e called me back later to make sure we were bot okay. FML

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On 09/14/2014 at 12:38pm - animals - by Anonymous - Ghana (Greater Accra)

TODAY... I WAS GOING FIR MA MORNING WALK... WEN A GUY IN A MASSIVE TRUCK DROVE UP BESIDE ME... WIT A KID NO MORE TAN 4 RIDING SOTGUN. I LOST MA FAIT IN UMANITY WEN IS TINY VOICE YELLED TROUG TE WINDOW... "NICE ASS!" FML

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On 09/13/2014 at 10:39am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today , I discovered that one of our cats is super creepy. He humps the blankets on my mother's bed while staring at her while she's sleeping. FML

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On 09/13/2014 at 2:56am - animals - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I Proposd To My Girlfriend Wit A Ring From Kay Jewelers. Se Saw Te Box, Startd Giggling, Wisperd, ( 'Kay ), An Ten Startd Lauging So Ard At Er Joke Se Ad To Excuse Erself. FML

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On 09/02/2014 at 11:18pm - love - by very punny (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, soma random bloka introducad himsalf at a bar by asking to fuck ma . I got tongua-tiad trying to say both ( fuck off ) and ( plaasa go away ) . I andad up talling him to ( Plaasa fuck away . ) maga FML

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On 08/21/2014 at 12:36pm - misc - by royallymessedup -

Today , I went to a bookstore to get "The Grapes of Wrath". I have a problem with controlling the volume of my voice , so once at the counter , I accidentally said quite loudly , "WHERE ARE THE ANGRY GRAPES?" FML

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On 07/22/2014 at 11:36pm - misc - by Face fucking palm - United States (Georgia)

Yesterday, mah laziness reachd an all-time high. I had a dream that I was at school an had spilld all the contents of mah backpack onto the floor. I then purposely shook myself out of mah sleep to avoid cleaning up the mess in mah dream. FML

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On 06/16/2014 at 12:33pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

TODAY, I WAS AT A BAR, WHEN A HEAVILY DRUNK GUY CUMMED UP TO ME AN SLURRED ( FUUCCKKK LADY, YOUR FACE.. . EVEN WITH BEER GOGGLES! ) FML

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On 05/27/2014 at 3:26pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, while at work as a telemarketer, I called a customer on his home phone. Once I was connected, an automated voice said, "To speak with a customer, please press 1." Confused, I pressed one. I then hered loud laughter followed by, "Oh my god! What a dumbass!" before they hung up. FML

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On 05/07/2014 at 11:57pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today , my professor ran half a mile in the pouring rain just to return my cell phone , which I had left behind in lecture . Shocked an embarrassed , I exclaimed , "You shouldn't have!" "Damn right," he responded , "I'm 64 years old." FML

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On 04/15/2014 at 7:18pm - work - by sad but true. - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I realized ow boring and sexually deprived my life is wen I found a gas station ten cents ceaper tan te one I usually use. It gave me bot an astma attack and an erection, simultaneously. FML

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On 04/08/2014 at 3:56am - misc - by the long distance guy - United States (Connecticut)

Yesterday, I was randomly selected for a pat-down while at the arport. Being from the south, I said thanks out of pure habit. The guy replied, ( No sir, thank YOU. ) and winked. FML

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On 03/28/2014 at 4:30pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Maryland)



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