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  • Birth Date : Saturday 8 February 1986 (29 years)
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About inowhtthefoxsays : Seriously people. SHARE THE LOVE LOL. If someone gives a fuck about you, give them one back. Otherwise we are just a world filled with people who don't give a fuck.

I Come on here when I'm bored. People are too damn serious. Most of the time the arguments they start are way funnier than the original posts:)

If u wanna chat just message me. All about meeting new people and talking.

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Today, my girlfriend gave me my first ever blowjob and she surprised me by deciding to swallow. Or so I thought. When she came up to kiss me, she spat my man-milk into my mouth and almost pissed herself laughing when I freaked out and nearly threw up. FML


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On 06/19/2015 at 12:17pm - intimacy - by shmarf (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I went on a date. I took her out to an expensive steak house. When she was done eating, she got up, said she was married, and told me she only accepted the date because I'd be paying for it. FML


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On 11/18/2014 at 1:57pm - misc - by steak through the heart - United States (California)

Today, I came home early to surprise my wife. No, it's not what you're thinking: I didn't find her cheating on me. She wasn't even home, but my dad was. He'd used his spare key and was on my sofa, drinking my beer and watching my TV. The first words out of his mouth? "Your beer's shit." FML


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On 09/06/2014 at 5:08pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, I work at a bakery. As I was putting out some cakes with fruit on top of them, a customer asked me how we get the little hairs to stay on the raspberries, and if we glue them on. FML


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On 09/01/2014 at 5:37pm - work - by s0728 - United States (Texas)

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