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inkdeath87

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inkdeath87
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  • Number of visits : 25125
  • Number of comments : 73
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About inkdeath87 : I'm unique, get over it! I'm a rock fan. My favorite bands are Black Veil Brides, Sleeping With Sirens, Pierce The Veil, Stars In Stereo, and Throw The Fight. I'm not your average girl. I can kick ass but I can also dress up when I need to. Basically, once you get into the inner workings of my mind, you can never find your way out of it.
I like boys with swishy/flippy hair, people who like the bands I like, and anything I can laugh at.
I hate too many things to list.
Living the single life since January 2013.

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inkdeath87's favorite FMLs

Today, my girlfriend told me that her parents have a bet going on when we are going to break up. FML

#14381154
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28725) - you deserved it (3266)

On 12/29/2010 at 10:24am - love - by ... -

Today, on the train, I was bitten by a homeless man. FML

#14377824
204 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42883) - you deserved it (4225)

On 12/29/2010 at 2:03am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I realized that I'll have to explain to my child that mommy and daddy met on World of Warcraft. FML

#14376347
238 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17201) - you deserved it (52167)

On 12/29/2010 at 12:20am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I had to choose between living with my over protective dad who only uses me for free childcare, or my pot smoking mom who always needs to borrow money. FML

#14362335
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39815) - you deserved it (2887)

On 12/27/2010 at 10:25pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I realized that not only did my parents not get me anything for Christmas, they also stole the $500 my grandparents gave me to buy a computer. FML

#14357781
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41948) - you deserved it (2729)

On 12/27/2010 at 2:51pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - Estonia (Harjumaa)

Today, I am pregnant, and my boyfriend dumped me, saying that he didn't want to be stuck in anything too serious. FML

#14356906
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34238) - you deserved it (9717)

On 12/27/2010 at 12:53pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I found out apparently I sleep walk. My boyfriend has been filming me and uploading it all to Youtube. FML

#14356668
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29786) - you deserved it (4338)

On 12/27/2010 at 12:11pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Derbyshire)

Today, I was told by my mom that I'm a terrible person because I won't help my brother get a girlfriend. He's gay, but won't tell her because he thinks it's hilarious when she yells at me. FML

#14353774
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38088) - you deserved it (4735)

On 12/27/2010 at 3:39am - misc - by Username -

Today, my husband finally admitted to his mother he'd got married. No wonder she wasn't involved with the wedding. FML

#14352354
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30018) - you deserved it (3244)

On 12/27/2010 at 1:23am - love - by motherlessbride (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I finally got an unsightly mole on my face removed. While I was shaving. FML

#14351793
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33263) - you deserved it (4226)

On 12/27/2010 at 12:37am - health - by boreed (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I came home early, and my boyfriend's car was in my driveway. Inside, he was talking to my parents. He walked right past me and left. My mother then says "He wanted me to tell you it's over." FML

#14349476
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34369) - you deserved it (2672)

On 12/26/2010 at 9:29pm - love - by strwbrry (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was applying some Icy Hot to my sore thighs, when I accidentally got a little on my dime sacks. For the next hour, it felt like someone had lit a match under my plums. FML

#14345671
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12774) - you deserved it (26999)

On 12/26/2010 at 12:59pm - health - by person - Jordan (Amman Governorate)

Today, I realized that every day without fail, the muffins I've been making and giving to my husband for work have been hitting speeding cars' windshields. FML

#14344893
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24426) - you deserved it (4025)

On 12/26/2010 at 10:47am - misc - by muffdriver (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I rented a copy How To Train Your Dragon for my young son to watch. I put the DVD in, hit play without paying attention, and went off to make lunch. A few minutes later, my son ran into the kitchen screaming. Apparently, there was a mix up at the rental store and I got a copy of Saw IV. FML

#14337359
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42547) - you deserved it (11355)

On 12/25/2010 at 6:21pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my boyfriend and I were in our room getting hot and heavy. As he was entering me, he started making electronic whirring sounds. Once inside, he said in a robotic voice, "Initiating launch sequence in 3... 2... 1..." and began thrusting as fast as possible. FML

#14333152
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45631) - you deserved it (9269)

On 12/25/2010 at 8:38am - intimacy - by Jessie - United States (Texas)



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