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inkdeath87
  • Town/Country : Wonderland, U.S.
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 6637
  • Number of comments : 73
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About inkdeath87 : I'm unique, get over it! I'm a rock fan. My favorite bands are Black Veil Brides, Sleeping With Sirens, Pierce The Veil, Stars In Stereo, and Throw The Fight. I'm not your average girl. I can kick ass but I can also dress up when I need to. Basically, once you get into the inner workings of my mind, you can never find your way out of it.
I like boys with swishy/flippy hair, people who like the bands I like, and anything I can laugh at.
I hate too many things to list.
Living the single life since January 2013.

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Today, I was out shopping, when I noticed a teenage girl with a double stroller picking up a pack of condoms. I couldn't help but mutter that it was a little late for those. A guy who must have been her boyfriend then stormed over and beat the shit out of me. FML

#20066250
323 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16038) - you deserved it (65330)

On 09/10/2012 at 1:52pm - intimacy - by killmenow - United States (Washington)

Today, I decided to clean my face of unwanted visitors, and spent my shower popping the pimples on my cheeks. Twenty minutes later, I remembered that I was showering ahead of a date with my girlfriend. My cheeks now look like the crater-filled surface of Mars. FML

#20066193
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14886) - you deserved it (9965)

On 09/10/2012 at 12:19pm - health - by greeple - Singapore

Today, my mother shared my phone number with my brother, despite my explicit wishes that she didn't. He immediately went and put it on Craigslist and several other websites. This is the fourth time I've had to change my number for that very same reason. FML

#20066134
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22421) - you deserved it (1715)

On 09/10/2012 at 10:14am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, while trying to change my visiting cousin's opinion about our state being "redneck and white trash", we stumbled upon a proposal/celebration in a Walmart. So much for changing her opinion. FML

#20066095
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14216) - you deserved it (3053)

On 09/10/2012 at 8:48am - misc - by liquidknight - United States

Today, while shopping, I saw a little girl and her mom. The girl was pouting so I tried to cheer her up by asking her if she was a princess, because she was so pretty. She smiled but her mom looked at me with disgust and told me to, "Get lost, pedo." I'm a 17-year-old girl. FML

#20065720
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21237) - you deserved it (1976)

On 09/10/2012 at 12:39am - kids - by well okay then (woman) - United States

Today, my boyfriend was showing me photos on his iPod when he came across a photo of a half-naked girl. He tried to play it off by quickly changing it, only to reveal even more half-naked girls. FML

#20065430
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19048) - you deserved it (1926)

On 09/09/2012 at 10:12pm - love - by hatemyluck (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I realized that my manager and I have synchronized menstrual cycles. She gets extremely bitchy, and I get extremely vulnerable and emotional - she yells at me and I burst into tears. FML

Today, during a family dinner, my favourite underwire bra got tired of its job and tried to shish-kebab my boobs. FML

#20065022
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17514) - you deserved it (1717)

On 09/09/2012 at 5:38pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I walked downstairs with a couple of bags full of stuff, in preparation for a sleepover at my friend's house. My nine-year-old cousin looked at me and said, "Where're you going? Fat camp?" FML

#20064659
103 comments

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On 09/09/2012 at 1:02pm - health - by Char (woman) - United Kingdom (Falkirk)

Today, my car keys decided to play hide and seek. Good news: I found them under my bed. Bad news: it was after my job interview was scheduled to start. FML

#20064518
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11959) - you deserved it (4002)

On 09/09/2012 at 11:01am - misc - by Can't Win - United States (Illinois)

Today, my car keys decided to play hide and seek. Good news: I found them under my bed. Bad news: it was after my job interview was scheduled to start. FML

#20064518
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11959) - you deserved it (4002)

On 09/09/2012 at 11:01am - misc - by Can't Win - United States (Illinois)

Today, while trying to rouse my sleeping boyfriend for some morning sex, he came. FML

#20064384
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23462) - you deserved it (5823)

On 09/09/2012 at 8:03am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, while my husband and I were arguing, he walked away in the middle of my sentence yelling, "Remember babe, you're only my current wife!" FML

#20064293
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20636) - you deserved it (4184)

On 09/09/2012 at 4:34am - love - by JB (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I tripped over my dog and landed on my face while trying to prove to my father that I can walk and chew gum at the same time. FML

#20064184
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6728) - you deserved it (19946)

On 09/09/2012 at 2:15am - misc - by anonymous - United States

Today, I snuck out to go see my girlfriend. When I got to her house, I left my bike out front and we went on a nice walk around the block. We passed a homeless-looking woman going the opposite way. About ten minutes later, the same woman passed us, on my bike. FML

#20064141
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17054) - you deserved it (9115)

On 09/09/2012 at 1:38am - misc - by crabmunch15 - United States (California)



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