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inkdeath87
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  • Title : Miss
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  • Number of visits : 22137
  • Number of comments : 73
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About inkdeath87 : I'm unique, get over it! I'm a rock fan. My favorite bands are Black Veil Brides, Sleeping With Sirens, Pierce The Veil, Stars In Stereo, and Throw The Fight. I'm not your average girl. I can kick ass but I can also dress up when I need to. Basically, once you get into the inner workings of my mind, you can never find your way out of it.
I like boys with swishy/flippy hair, people who like the bands I like, and anything I can laugh at.
I hate too many things to list.
Living the single life since January 2013.

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Today, I was sitting at a bus stop reading a book when out of the corner of my eye I spotted a middle-aged lady in a leopard-skin coat stumble up to me. She stopped, belched twice, and unleashed a torrent of red wine colored vomit onto my bag. It was 8:45 am. FML

#20067411
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22276) - you deserved it (1256)

On 09/11/2012 at 9:32am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was in a mall bathroom when two girls started making out in the stall next to me. Before I could leave, they got really into it and caused our shared wall to tear from its hinges and collapse on top of me. FML

#20067220
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34588) - you deserved it (2694)

On 09/11/2012 at 3:02am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I was at a family dinner, which had gone into meltdown after my aunt said something sarcastic about my mother's drinking. I went out for some fresh air and stumbled about in the dark, unaware of the fact that a pool was being dug. I fell into the huge hole and lost a shoe. FML

#20067208
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18760) - you deserved it (2257)

On 09/11/2012 at 2:47am - misc - by NotDrunk (man) - United States (California)

Today, my thirteen-year-old daughter tried to scratch the freckles off of her face. We ended up going to the hospital. FML

#20067114
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24207) - you deserved it (2407)

On 09/11/2012 at 12:47am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, after pouring my heart out to a beautiful girl on Facebook, and having her return the favor, she typed a final message that read, "That was my friend. Please f*ck off now. Thanks." FML

#20066967
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22848) - you deserved it (6521)

On 09/10/2012 at 11:13pm - love - by TheNaturalOrderofThingsSucks (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was trying to pass a lady with a stroller, when she nearly fell. I used my ninja-like reflexes to catch her. Too bad my ninja-like reflexes didn't block the punch that she delivered to my fap-stick for apparently being a "pervert" for saving her. FML

Today, I was sitting in on a boring presentation at work. I yawned and shifted in my chair, accidentally sitting on my testicles. I shrieked in pain and spent the next five minutes choking back tears, while my boss told me to shut my mouth and stop fucking around. FML

#20066447
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21499) - you deserved it (7393)

On 09/10/2012 at 5:20pm - work - by kevcng (man) - United States

Today, I was out shopping, when I noticed a teenage girl with a double stroller picking up a pack of condoms. I couldn't help but mutter that it was a little late for those. A guy who must have been her boyfriend then stormed over and beat the shit out of me. FML

#20066250
330 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18107) - you deserved it (70649)

On 09/10/2012 at 1:52pm - intimacy - by killmenow - United States (Washington)

Today, I decided to clean my face of unwanted visitors, and spent my shower popping the pimples on my cheeks. Twenty minutes later, I remembered that I was showering ahead of a date with my girlfriend. My cheeks now look like the crater-filled surface of Mars. FML

#20066193
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16365) - you deserved it (10534)

On 09/10/2012 at 12:19pm - health - by greeple - Singapore

Today, my mother shared my phone number with my brother, despite my explicit wishes that she didn't. He immediately went and put it on Craigslist and several other websites. This is the fourth time I've had to change my number for that very same reason. FML

#20066134
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25338) - you deserved it (1997)

On 09/10/2012 at 10:14am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, while trying to change my visiting cousin's opinion about our state being "redneck and white trash", we stumbled upon a proposal/celebration in a Walmart. So much for changing her opinion. FML

#20066095
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17408) - you deserved it (3424)

On 09/10/2012 at 8:48am - misc - by liquidknight - United States

Today, while shopping, I saw a little girl and her mom. The girl was pouting so I tried to cheer her up by asking her if she was a princess, because she was so pretty. She smiled but her mom looked at me with disgust and told me to, "Get lost, pedo." I'm a 17-year-old girl. FML

#20065720
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27285) - you deserved it (2835)

On 09/10/2012 at 12:39am - kids - by well okay then (woman) - United States

Today, my boyfriend was showing me photos on his iPod when he came across a photo of a half-naked girl. He tried to play it off by quickly changing it, only to reveal even more half-naked girls. FML

#20065430
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26113) - you deserved it (2878)

On 09/09/2012 at 10:12pm - love - by hatemyluck (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I realized that my manager and I have synchronized menstrual cycles. She gets extremely bitchy, and I get extremely vulnerable and emotional - she yells at me and I burst into tears. FML

Today, during a family dinner, my favourite underwire bra got tired of its job and tried to shish-kebab my boobs. FML

#20065022
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20184) - you deserved it (1954)

On 09/09/2012 at 5:38pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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