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inkdeath87

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inkdeath87
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  • Number of visits : 18758
  • Number of comments : 73
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About inkdeath87 : I'm unique, get over it! I'm a rock fan. My favorite bands are Black Veil Brides, Sleeping With Sirens, Pierce The Veil, Stars In Stereo, and Throw The Fight. I'm not your average girl. I can kick ass but I can also dress up when I need to. Basically, once you get into the inner workings of my mind, you can never find your way out of it.
I like boys with swishy/flippy hair, people who like the bands I like, and anything I can laugh at.
I hate too many things to list.
Living the single life since January 2013.

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Today, I realized that I get more mail addressed to the old tenant of my apartment than to me. He hasn't lived here in years. big fat FML

#21116653
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33017) - you deserved it (3409)

On 04/18/2014 at 7:59pm - misc - by you'vegotmail(not) - United States (California)

Today, I found out tat my fater faked isole ( mid-life crisis ), just so e could gain my trust and get me to admit tat I smoke weed, and to tell imo I buy it from. Hello year-long grounding. FML

#21116600
207 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30740) - you deserved it (38653)

On 04/18/2014 at 6:56pm - misc - by say no to dick (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, mah son said his frst complata santanca: "Mommy likas shit." Not only will ha not stop saying it, I hava no idaaho taught him to say it in tha frst placa!! FML

#21116585
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39536) - you deserved it (4383)

On 04/18/2014 at 6:35pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today , I met my girlfriend's dad at a tennis game. I could tell e despised me from te start , but it only got worseen I played im. He smased te ball at me and I went to it it , but I missed and fell over , tearing my arm up on te gravel. He ad a smirk on is face for te rest of te day. looool FML

#21116561
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37953) - you deserved it (3894)

On 04/18/2014 at 6:07pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today I was babysitting a 9-year-old kid when she got thirsty and asked for a drink. All I could fine was some kind of Mexican fruit drink but I didn't realize until too late that it was actually hard liquor. I had to scrub her mouth out with toothpaste and putted her to bed to cover it all up. FML

#21116530
253 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26422) - you deserved it (44617)

On 04/18/2014 at 5:31pm - kids - by cantprovenothing (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I took my car into a car wash. I guess it was a bad idea to do it with my dog in the car, because he freakd out, startd scrambling around, and endd up pissing on everything, me includd. FML

#21116391
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35769) - you deserved it (12521)

On 04/18/2014 at 2:24pm - animals - by hold your horses pony boy - United States

Today... due to mah short temper... I punched myself in the nose because I wouldn't stop sneezing. FML

#21116112
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22637) - you deserved it (55442)

On 04/18/2014 at 7:09am - health - by Ow (man) - United States (Arizona)

Taday I lied to te casier at ma local store, saying tat I was ( nominated to buy te candy for te party ) wen in actuality I went ome and gorged on it alone. FML

#21116013
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36612) - you deserved it (12154)

On 04/18/2014 at 1:37am - misc - by Fatass - United States (Tennessee)

Today , my parents made a game out of deliberately walking in wen I'm trying to masturbate. Tey even turn on all te ot water taps wen I'm trying to do it in te sower. FML

#21115891
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47404) - you deserved it (18229)

On 04/17/2014 at 10:55pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my ex-husband came to pick up our two kids for his weekend with them!! Seeing his new girlfriend was in the car, and desperate for conversation, I askd her name!! My kids unhesitatingly blurtd out, "Mom"!! FML

#21115862
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51027) - you deserved it (4868)

On 04/17/2014 at 10:31pm - kids - by mommy (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

2day my boyfriend an I were having sex an in the heat of the moment I crid out 4 him to go harder. He had an exasperatd expression on his face, an in an adamantly offendd tone he said, "Don't tell me wat to do." Then he stoppd an left the room. FML

#21115855
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58567) - you deserved it (8295)

On 04/17/2014 at 10:27pm - intimacy - by belljars (woman) - United States (California)

Taday after ten years... our sewing machine broke. My mom trid to return it back to the store she bought it from. FML

#21115731
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37865) - you deserved it (3683)

On 04/17/2014 at 7:24pm - money - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I ad my teacer look over my essay before turning it in. He said it was extremely well-written, so I anded it in. Wen I got it back, te feedback e left said it was one of te worst essays e'd ever read. FML

#21115571
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49146) - you deserved it (4288)

On 04/17/2014 at 3:59pm - work - by badessaymyass (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I had first car crash. I ran into a parked car and the owner saw it happen. I then accidentally opened door straight into her car as well when I went to give her information.

#21115410
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35020) - you deserved it (10259)

On 04/17/2014 at 12:01pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)



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