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injuredathlete
  • Town/Country : Texas, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 113
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About injuredathlete : luke 1:37. hey there! I'm kenadie. c: the username is because I tore my ACL playing basketball an apparently you can't change your username. although I dress sorta like a typical white girl, I don't act like it. rise against is a fantastic band. I play basketball and run track.

look at my age. be careful please if you're creepy and you message me you're being blocked. c;

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Today, my 4-year-old daughter figured out how to set a parental code lock on our television so we can't watch football because it scares her when we scream. She won't tell us no matter what we bribe her with. FML

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