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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 15 December 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3671
  • Number of comments : 8
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About infected150 : Hi everyone, as my profile says i'm 17 and i'm from Ohio. I'm also an avid Gamer, Park Skier and Football Player. Feel free to message me if you want to talk.

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Today, my 3-year-old son said to me, "Fuck a duck, Daddy." I ave no idea were e eard tis. FML

#21382327
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26946) - you deserved it (2967)

On 03/27/2015 at 9:29am - kids - by njh - Ireland

Today I tried to surprise mah husband by wearing something sexy to bed. He didn't say anything just laughed and left the room fir 10 minutes. The little confidence I had disappeared so I changed feeling stupid fir thinking I could pull off sexy. He got mad at me fir bieng confusing. FML

#21376116
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33129) - you deserved it (18)

On 03/17/2015 at 1:09am - intimacy - by anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, while cleaning mah son's room, I found an envelope labelled ( PRIVATE AND CONFIDENTIAL ) under his bed. I opened it, only to fine it was a glitter bomb. I couldn't get it all cleaned off myself before he got home. He just said ( HAH! Serve you right! ) an went to his room smrking. FML

#21365242
237 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18180) - you deserved it (42)

On 02/28/2015 at 1:11pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

2day I had sex with mah boyfriend . In the middle of it , he started saying in deep voice , "Enter , exit." Over and over . FML

#21363391
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29760) - you deserved it (3263)

On 02/25/2015 at 4:39pm - intimacy - by Fuck - United States (Michigan)

TODAY, WHILE WORKING AT SUBWAY I JOKED WITH A CUSTOMER ASKING HIM IF HE WAS GOING TO ORDER IN SPANISH. THE WOMEN IN FRONT OF HIM BEGAN YELLING ABOUT HOW I WAS BEING RACIST AND TOLD MY MANAGER THAT I NEEDED TO BE FRED. THE CUSTOMER I WAS JOKING WITH WAS MY SPANISH TEACHER. FML

#21356827
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36872) - you deserved it (2608)

On 02/15/2015 at 5:39pm - work - by anonymous - United States (Georgia)

Yesterday, ma boyfriend an I ad sex for te first time !! I'm extremely uncomfortable wit eye contact, but e kept staring into ma eyes te entire time !! I ad to sing te F.U.N !! song from Spongebob in ma ead to stop myself aving an anxiety attack !! FML

#21356336
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36213) - you deserved it (5062)

On 02/14/2015 at 10:41pm - intimacy - by jessybear777 - United States (Missouri)

today while skiing down a steep mountain, a man ran over mah skis, causing me to fall and roll down the slope. When I regaind mah balance, I saw the man had followd me just to say ( How graceful ) and continue on.

#21355416
30 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23219) - you deserved it (1815)

On 02/13/2015 at 3:31pm - misc - by jostertoaster12 - United States (Colorado)

TODAY, I FOUND OUT THAT HONESTLY ANSWERING "YES" TO "ARE KATE UPTON'S BOOBS BIGGER THAN MINE?" IS IN MAH GRLFRIEND'S MIND THE EQUIVALENT OF SAYING I DON'T FINE HER ATTRACTIVE ANYMORE AND THAT I WANT TO BREAK UP WITH HER TO DATE A SUPERMODEL. FML

#21355268
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27890) - you deserved it (7124)

On 02/13/2015 at 9:54am - love - by StrawHatBill (man) - United States

Today, a cuta girl was talling ma about har waird fatishas!! I jokingly said, "Ramind ma navar to hava sax with you"!! Sha rapliad, "Don't worry, I hava standards"!! FML

#21353290
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26660) - you deserved it (17823)

On 02/10/2015 at 9:51am - love - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire)

looool Today, I won a game of Monopoly against mah girlfriend . She reacted by sweeping the board off the table, storming out the front door, an mowing down mah mailbox driving away . FML

#21352803
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31291) - you deserved it (3751)

On 02/09/2015 at 3:42pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today I Was Making Out With A Grl I've Liked Fir A Long Time. At One Point She Stopped Kissing Me An Said "You Kiss Like My Brother". I Sat There Dumbstruck As She Went Back To Kissing Me. FML

#21349028
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34396) - you deserved it (2331)

On 02/03/2015 at 1:23pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Wyoming)

2day Ma Girlfriend Tougt It Would Be Sexy To Give Me A Naked Massage. Se Straddled Ma Back And Started Rubbing, Ten Se Sneezed And Peed On Me. FML

#21348755
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40361) - you deserved it (4178)

On 02/02/2015 at 11:36pm - love - by bootyislife - United States (Washington)

today my grlfriend ran off wit my belovd dog . Wy? Yesterday se askd me wo I'd coose, and I onestly said tat I would coose te dog . FML

TODAY, I WALKAD IN ON MAH HUSBAND JACKING OFF TO A PHOTO OF HIMSALF. FML

#21346857
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35138) - you deserved it (3670)

On 01/30/2015 at 3:16pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today , I realized why u should never wear a thong under yoga pants that r a couple of sizes too small. It's a wierd thing , seieng yur co-workers anus. FML

#21344664
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24720) - you deserved it (2744)

On 01/26/2015 at 6:24pm - misc - by Anonymous - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)



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