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About indielove : "Would you like you if you met you?"
Ehh probably not.

My profile pic is of my one and only baby Simba. (No 16 and Pregnant for me)

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I don't have a sexual orientation.I'm just me.
Sarcasm is my middle name. . .no seriously.
Some people on here take this website too seriously. One word: Chill

It's a Friday night and I'm home.on FML. Ohh yeah I'm cool \m/

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Today, I was driving around with a few friends when one of them suggested we go in to an insurance company's office and sing their jingle. I'm an awful singer, so I was planning on lip syncing. Everyone else had the same idea. FML


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On 01/31/2013 at 12:40am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend said he was going to give me breakfast in bed before he left. He walked over, threw some granola bars on the bed next to me and left. FML


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On 04/21/2012 at 9:04am - love - by still hungry - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was watching a kid at school walk like a gangster. My teacher was standing there, so I stood behind the kid and walked like him, laughing to myself, at which point my teacher took me to one side and told me the kid was handicapped. FML


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On 03/14/2012 at 4:13pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, even though she can barely deal with raising kids, my 19-year-old sister announced her fourth pregnancy, by a fourth man, of yet another race. Why? Because she wants to "be like Angelina Jolie." I fear that social services may laugh at me if I tell them. FML


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On 02/12/2012 at 7:18pm - kids - by amythest - United Kingdom (Belfast)

Today, school tuition has taken up so much of my paycheck that the only thing I had to eat for dinner was applesauce. FML


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On 01/23/2012 at 9:19am - money - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I'm so broke that when I got out of the shower, I had to slowly dry myself off with a ShamWow sample I received in the mail. FML


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On 01/21/2012 at 3:38pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

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