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Today, my friends and I were talking about the creepy stranger that used to stalk me back in high school. I guess his looks changed a lot through the years because I found out that he's my current boyfriend of 4 months. FML


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On 05/24/2013 at 10:00am - love - by datgirl92 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I summoned the courage to call my abusive mother-in-law about her non-payment of the money I stupidly lent her last year. She replied, "Why don't you go deepthroat a cactus, then we'll talk about it, cunt." and then hung up on me. FML


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On 04/28/2013 at 4:44pm - money - by a tad whipped (man) - Australia

Today, my husband thought it would be funny to tell my 10-year-old son that if he wanted to get girls, he had to do the Gangnam Style. My son has now non-stop been doing the Gangnam Style. FML


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On 10/28/2012 at 10:53am - kids - by friedbutter - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I saw a man lying face down in a field and thinking he was injured, I ran over to help. As soon as I got to him, I realized he was completely naked. He stood up and chased after me. FML


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On 10/24/2012 at 7:14am - misc - by bill - United States (Maryland)

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