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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 25 December 1971 (43 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 693
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About imtooshy : I love the laughs I get on here but I don't love all of the rude messages I've received for no reason.

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Today, my son asked for my help with a personal matter. I was flattered that he trusted me, since he's a paranoid, untrusting psycho. Turned out he wanted to use my locksmith skills to break into his ex's house and "teach her a lesson" for breaking up with him after he cheated on her. FML


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On 10/26/2014 at 9:54am - kids - by Bob H. (man) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I found out that the same police officer who has arrested me twice has been sleeping with my wife. FML


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On 06/17/2013 at 3:56pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I talked about our past relationships. He said he broke up with his last girlfriend because she was "too smart" for him, and that he felt better being with someone who "doesn't have too many lights on upstairs, if you know what I mean." FML


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On 06/16/2013 at 4:57pm - love - by ... (woman) - South Africa (Eastern Cape)

Today, my dad came home from a trip to Arizona and brought back special hand-picked gifts for the whole family. When he got to me, he smiled, and pulled out a free lotion from the hotel at which he was staying. FML


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On 06/16/2013 at 11:46am - misc - by loveyadad (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I told my friend, who's a marriage counsellor, about some of the things my husband does that I hate, like snoring loudly and eating with his mouth open. I wasn't asking for advice, but she just looked me dead in the eyes and said, "Divorce." Bye-bye, faith in humanity. FML


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On 06/15/2013 at 5:08pm - misc - by ineedbetterfriends (woman) - Netherlands (Utrecht)

Today, my husband of 3 years learned that he's going to be a father. No, I'm not pregnant. FML


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On 06/15/2013 at 12:28am - love - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Today, after discovering that our son is already sexually active, I asked my husband to have a talk with him. "Remember, son, it's all about the clit", wasn't what I had in mind. FML


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On 06/08/2013 at 6:34am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Alabama)

Today, it was my wedding. Every good wedding has slutty wedding sex, and I thought it would be over after my cousin and his girlfriend were caught in the parking lot. I was wrong, the sluttiest wedding sex goes to my drunk husband and sister in the coat room. FML


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On 05/25/2013 at 2:55am - love - by lizzie - Canada (Alberta)

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