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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 23 January 1997 (19 years old)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 3244
  • Number of comments : 44
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About imshadyxo : I read fmls before I go to bed.

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Visits<b>madnessking</b> - the 08/06/2016 at 7:11pm<b>matman82</b> - the 08/02/2016 at 5:26pm<b>ozzytiff</b> - the 07/29/2016 at 7:06am<b>doublefury22</b> - the 07/27/2016 at 11:48am<b>NoWeeniesAllowed</b> - the 07/25/2016 at 7:46pm<b>Diamond_don</b> - the 07/21/2016 at 9:41am<b>Jayroc</b> - the 07/05/2016 at 4:10pm<b>srinivasawesum</b> - the 06/28/2016 at 9:56am<b>madinphernelia</b> - the 06/23/2016 at 11:39am<b>I_Like_Boobs</b> - the 06/20/2016 at 2:48pm<b>Zatert</b> - the 06/18/2016 at 9:22pm<b>utrax</b> - the 06/10/2016 at 12:56am<b>spockadelic</b> - the 06/08/2016 at 8:20pm<b>MarkiMoo</b> - the 06/04/2016 at 1:33am<b>yungblkrich</b> - the 05/20/2016 at 1:17am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 05/17/2016 at 8:19am<b>stuckintime</b> - the 05/07/2016 at 8:14pm<b>MoDDbest</b> - the 05/05/2016 at 12:32am

Fucked!<b>madnessking</b> - the 08/07/2016 at 1:11am<b>NoWeeniesAllowed</b> - the 07/26/2016 at 1:46am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 05/17/2016 at 2:18pm<b>missa8604</b> - the 03/06/2016 at 5:42am<b>A07</b> - the 03/04/2016 at 3:50am<b>Avi8r</b> - the 02/20/2016 at 9:52pm<b>Jesmassimo</b> - the 02/20/2016 at 12:48am<b>Wane8822</b> - the 02/12/2016 at 1:40pm<b>Kermy1113</b> - the 02/11/2016 at 6:28am<b>brunanolasco</b> - the 02/05/2016 at 11:54pm<b>ughlifesuck</b> - the 01/23/2016 at 1:19pm<b>tin_cup</b> - the 01/12/2016 at 8:36am<b>DerBuchmacher</b> - the 12/27/2015 at 8:33pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 12/02/2015 at 11:29pm<b>crossl16</b> - the 11/19/2015 at 4:56am<b>moodyreallyrocks</b> - the 11/16/2015 at 1:41pm<b>emmarawr17</b> - the 11/12/2015 at 9:09pm<b>tompom331</b> - the 11/11/2015 at 3:19am

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imshadyxo's favorite FMLs

Today, my current wife left me for my ex-wife. FML

by an unlucky man / 08/05/2016 at 5:37am / United States (California) / Love

Today, my straight, white, Christian stepmother greeted my black friend with, "Hey my n****a". He hasn't talked to me since. FML

by why mom / 08/02/2016 at 7:52pm / Miscellaneous

Today, my friend and I were brushing our teeth, standing side by side. We both have a sympathy gag reflex. He brushed his tongue and gagged, which caused me to gag. So we had a never ending gag-fest until we both began throwing up and couldn't stop until one of us could manage to hold it in. FML

by StateOfEuphoria / 07/24/2016 at 6:52pm / United States (Mississippi) / Health

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Today, I caught my soon to be husband screwing our wedding planner. FML

by meowymomma / 06/25/2016 at 3:21pm / United States / Intimacy

Today, my son said his first word, which was, "Fuck". He got it from my great aunt, who my wife was skeptical of our son meeting because she "says too many bad words". Sorry honey. FML

by CiaoBella / 06/19/2016 at 11:16pm / Kids

Today, I lost an art contest to some talentless arsepipe whose piece was literally just a broken heart crudely drawn in her own blood. FML

by can't wait to go home / 06/10/2016 at 3:18pm / Trinidad and Tobago (Port-of-Spain) / Miscellaneous

Today, as always, I'd be so incredibly happy if my girlfriend loved me even half as much as she loves her cat. FML

by Anonymous / 05/25/2016 at 1:39pm / United States (Michigan) / Animals

Today, my dad told me to knock it off with my "stupid gangster walk", saying it made me look like an idiot. I didn't have the balls to admit I'd sharted my pants and was awkwardly waddling to the bathroom to clean myself up. FML

by Anonymous / 05/20/2016 at 12:05pm / United States (Nevada) / Miscellaneous

Today, my boyfriend got so baked, he thought I was in the washing machine. I came downstairs to find him sitting in a puddle of soaking wet clothes, crying about where I was. FML

by cutiecuppiecakez / 02/29/2016 at 4:04pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, the play I was directing opened. The curtain opened, and my lead actor and actress weren't prepared. I could tell from the looks on their faces as the whole audience saw him balls deep in her, doggy style, on stage. FML

by headinabag33 / 02/14/2016 at 8:57pm / United States (North Carolina) / Intimacy

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Today, I experienced one of those moments in life you never forget. I walked into a homeless man masturbating in a parking garage stairwell. FML

by scarredforlife / 02/12/2016 at 4:00am / New Zealand (Wellington) / Intimacy

Today, my psycho-obsessed ex-girlfriend blabbed all about how she got a check in the mail for $1000 from CrimeStoppers on Facebook and Twitter. This explains how my current girlfriend and two of my friends all got arrested last week for having weed. FML

by Anonymous / 02/04/2016 at 5:55pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, I tried to be sexy by pulling down my girlfriend's panties with my teeth. I didn't expect to be faced with the mother of all shit stains and start gagging so bad I nearly puked. FML

by :x / 02/03/2016 at 10:40am / United States (Virginia) / Intimacy

Today, I had to give a joint presentation at college. My partner was so high, she couldn't even pronounce her own name properly in her introduction. I'm pretty sure her antics are going to get us both failed hard. FML

by Anonymous / 01/23/2016 at 5:09am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, my new girlfriend's father made good on his "What you do to her I do to you" threat when he took me out for drinks and then drunkenly hit on me. FML

by whattheactualfuck / 01/22/2016 at 7:50am / South Africa (KwaZulu-Natal) / Miscellaneous