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- 1Today, my neighbor's 4-year-old daughter came up to me and asked if she could have my dog. When I… 2Today, after working for Uber for a few weeks I realized that my driver rating was dropping. After… 3Today, I received a phone call, angry at me for not calling my dad on Father's Day. When I told her…
- Today, I got a ticket for being drunk in public. I was walking a couple blocks from the bar to my… Today, I learned that no matter how much of a nerd a girl claims to be, she is not ready for you to… Today, my boyfriend and I lost our virginity to one another. He then did a naked victory lap around…