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by playdated / 06/06/2014 at 2:24am / United States (California) / Kids
Today, I decided to dress up a little to go out to the bar. I put on a nice shirt, some leggings and heels. When I walked out the door my dad said that I looked like a whore. When I got to my boyfriends house I told him what my dad had said and he replied "I'd have to agree with him." FML
by Anonymous / 07/22/2009 at 2:41pm / United States (Connecticut) / Miscellaneous
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