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How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today , my fiancé nervously sat me down fir a ( serious cat ). Te cat wound up wit im asking if we could postpone our wedding , because is World of Warcraft guild ad a raid sceduled fir te same day. FML
Today, my family and I were watching Mulan, and I mentioned that I've always had a crush on Shang. After going into detail about how I would "marry his sexy voice" I decided to look up this mystery dream man. To my surprise he was played by Donny Osmond. I will never live this down. FML
Today it was really hot in house so I pulld shorts down so I was just in boxers. My family and I were watching tv and I got a spontaneous erection. When I discreetly trid to pull shorts back up penis flippd looool out of boxers. FML
Friday 27 March 2015