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Today, my fiancé nervously sat me down for a "serious chat". The chat wound up with him asking if we could postpone our wedding, because his World of Warcraft guild had a raid scheduled for the same day. FML

#16487727
374 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44631) - you deserved it (7881)

On 06/03/2011 at 7:16pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I said to my wife that I wished I had met her 20 years ago. Her response was, "Twenty years ago I had beautiful tits and many options, I wouldn't have even looked at you." FML

#14140918
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36459) - you deserved it (4820)

On 12/09/2010 at 9:20am - intimacy - by prinzess (man) - Germany (Bayern)

Today, my family and I were watching Mulan, and I mentioned that I've always had a crush on Shang. After going into detail about how I would "marry his sexy voice" I decided to look up this mystery dream man. To my surprise he was played by Donny Osmond. I will never live this down. FML

#13807463
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6238) - you deserved it (16341)

On 11/11/2010 at 9:40pm - misc - by hot4donny (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend said he wants a Hello Kitty wedding. FML

#13559273
216 comments

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On 10/23/2010 at 5:07am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, out of all the cars in the parking lot, mine got struck by lightning. FML

#13442397
157 comments

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On 10/14/2010 at 3:15am - misc - by A. - United States

Today, it was really hot in my house so I pulled my shorts down so I was just in my boxers. My family and I were watching tv and I got a spontaneous erection. When I discreetly tried to pull my shorts back up, my penis flipped out of my boxers. FML

#12792346
199 comments

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On 08/28/2010 at 7:52pm - intimacy - by Sicko - Sent from mobile version

Today, I took my brother and nieces to the zoo. Two of the lions at the exhibit were mating, so I said, "They're playing leap-frog." My 4-year-old niece said, "Looks like they're fucking to me." FML

#12663575
254 comments

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On 08/21/2010 at 12:49pm - intimacy - by mc_dreamy - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I was playing a math game with a 4th grade boy (I'm a college graduate). I cheated during the entire game, and still lost 7 of the 9 rounds we played. FML

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On 08/06/2010 at 2:45am - kids - by riahta (man) - United States (California)



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