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imessedwithtexas
  • Town/Country : Fort Worth, Texas, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 10 December 1991 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 219
  • Number of comments : 14
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About imessedwithtexas : Psychology Major. University of North Texas

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Today, my crush kissed me for the first time. However, my hair was falling into my face and getting in the way. No problem, I wear a wig so without thinking, I simply removed it. I don't think he'll kiss me again anytime soon. FML

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On 06/30/2013 at 6:58am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, my drunk dad decided to wake me up by lobbing our cat directly into my now-mauled face. FML

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On 06/21/2013 at 4:38pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - Netherlands (Noord-Brabant)

Today, I caught my 16-year-old daughter and her boyfriend trying to use a latex glove as a condom. FML

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On 06/19/2013 at 7:40pm - intimacy - by whatno - United States (Texas)



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