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  • Title : Madam
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  • Number of visits : 1340
  • Number of comments : 145
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 6 posted

About imchacon22 : Mommy of 2 and very happily married. Please don't message me especially inappropriate messages. Thanks

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Today, after his sixth beer, my dad looked me in the eye and said "I've never forgiven you for what you did to your mother's vagina". FML


I agree, your life sucks (60069) - you deserved it (6004)

On 01/12/2014 at 1:38am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I asked my Dad if it was true that my mother had a C-section at my birth. He replied "Yeah, so technically you weren't even born, you were surgically removed, like a tumor." FML


I agree, your life sucks (39181) - you deserved it (4817)

On 09/01/2011 at 7:40pm - misc - by mannydanny (woman) - United Kingdom (Coventry)

Today, while driving with my step mother, she attempted to have phone sex with my dad. FML


I agree, your life sucks (56757) - you deserved it (4458)

On 04/03/2011 at 1:55pm - intimacy - by Hanna (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my father came over to my house. I realized there were condoms on the table, so I subtly moved a vase to hide them. He then gave me an unamused look and said "I know you have sex. You've been married for nine years. Grow the fuck up, dumbass." FML


I agree, your life sucks (20546) - you deserved it (88119)

On 03/17/2011 at 7:52pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

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