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imaxmain
  • Town/Country : brisbane, australia
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 27 July 1990 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 562
  • Number of comments : 44
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 14 posted

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Today, I came home from a weekend trip with some friends, and walked straight in on my girlfriend cheating on me. She burst into tears and began apologizing. Her exact words were "I'm so sorry! I thought you were coming back tomorrow." FML

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On 11/23/2011 at 12:03pm - love - by cheated - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I managed to convince a girl to come back to my place for a bit of fun. Unfortunately, I was wearing cheap new black underwear, and some of its fibers had stuck themselves to my knob, making it look like a weird fleshy caterpillar. I didn't get lucky. FML

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On 11/23/2011 at 11:48am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, a freshman set off the fire alarm in my dorm at 2 a.m. He tried to microwave Easy Mac without adding water. I had to stand outside for 45 minutes while the firemen moved the noodles to the sink and ran cold water over them. FML

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On 11/23/2011 at 10:38am - misc - by CRC (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was complaining to my boyfriend about our excessive water bill. He then says, "Don't look at me, I don't even shower." FML

#18325546
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On 11/23/2011 at 10:16am - money - by jshibbz0993 - United States (Florida)

Today, my gynecologist told me that the ecosystem in my vagina is unbalanced, and that I have to do some reconstruction. Uhm what? FML

#18324369
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On 11/23/2011 at 4:36am - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I tried to teach my dog tricks. Somehow, I thought it would be easier if I physically showed my dog how to roll, so I rolled on the floor in front of my dog. My sister recorded me and posted it on Facebook. Now everyone thinks I'm an idiot and my dog still can't roll. FML

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On 11/23/2011 at 3:19am - animals - by bonertoolong - United States (Texas)

Today, when drunk, I became OCD about everything and spent 3 hours making sure that the books on my shelves were straight. I thought that being drunk was supposed to be fun. FML

#18323585
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On 11/23/2011 at 1:40am - health - by OCDrunk (woman) - Australia (Victoria)



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