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imasexyburrito

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imasexyburrito

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  • Number of visits : 743
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 5 posted

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That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.

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imasexyburrito's favorite FMLs

Today, I sat down for a poop. The toilet seat slid off immediately, taking me with it. I lay on the bathroom floor for several moments stunned, still pooping. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35580) - you deserved it (4764)

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