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imasexyburrito

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 837
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 5 posted

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imasexyburrito's page activity

Visits<b>Crash0997</b> - the 05/10/2016 at 5:59pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 05/04/2016 at 1:53pm<b>Abadmonster</b> - the 04/19/2016 at 3:37pm<b>gotaplanstan</b> - the 03/06/2016 at 12:08pm<b>thatoneguy1111</b> - the 02/26/2016 at 7:57am<b>ApacheC424</b> - the 01/28/2016 at 7:32pm<b>karacakal2</b> - the 01/28/2016 at 7:21am<b>MostafaH</b> - the 01/28/2016 at 7:09am<b>AnalSpelunking</b> - the 01/05/2016 at 3:49pm<b>beeferjay</b> - the 11/11/2015 at 9:59pm<b>Project71</b> - the 11/11/2015 at 5:05pm<b>LaLince</b> - the 11/11/2015 at 2:27pm<b>absynthe76</b> - the 11/08/2015 at 12:19pm<b>chr1sF</b> - the 10/18/2015 at 11:30am<b>ColorOfSoul</b> - the 10/18/2015 at 1:13am<b>born_hustla</b> - the 10/16/2015 at 6:16pm<b>makeupmymind</b> - the 10/12/2015 at 2:09am<b>wickedhyype</b> - the 10/07/2015 at 10:52pm

Fucked!<b>LaLince</b> - the 11/11/2015 at 8:27pm<b>pokysmalls</b> - the 09/16/2015 at 2:38pm<b>moron011</b> - the 08/28/2015 at 6:24am<b>robertd73</b> - the 08/28/2015 at 6:19am<b>fmlnjd2013</b> - the 08/27/2015 at 7:08am<b>buckstop1</b> - the 08/16/2015 at 5:04pm<b>Creed_Aprooved</b> - the 08/02/2015 at 7:43pm<b>the_aspect</b> - the 07/27/2015 at 12:23am<b>ColonelFML</b> - the 07/26/2015 at 1:16pm<b>januswraith6</b> - the 07/24/2015 at 12:55pm<b>Codyfootball</b> - the 07/19/2015 at 9:44am<b>allred1997</b> - the 07/19/2015 at 7:37am<b>Nolimit2217</b> - the 07/19/2015 at 5:02am<b>cOOkiEzRgOOd</b> - the 07/19/2015 at 4:57am<b>Koios</b> - the 07/19/2015 at 1:10am<b>xdissizit</b> - the 07/18/2015 at 7:13pm<b>thatoneguy1111</b> - the 07/16/2015 at 1:03am<b>johnrdz3</b> - the 07/14/2015 at 6:05am

imasexyburrito's FML badges

Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

Supersize Menu

You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.

YDI master

That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.

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imasexyburrito's favorite FMLs

Today, I sat down for a poop. The toilet seat slid off immediately, taking me with it. I lay on the bathroom floor for several moments stunned, still pooping. FML

by pooplife / 11/30/2014 at 2:32pm / United Kingdom (Nottingham) / Miscellaneous