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  • Town/Country : Newtown, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 29 October 1997 (18 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 964
  • Number of comments : 25
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 14 posted

About imabassist : Booyakasha
my instagram is @sojachi

imabassist's page activity

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Fucked!<b>madnessking</b> - the 08/07/2016 at 6:31am<b>Kitteh8601</b> - the 07/27/2016 at 5:05am<b>Toonice45</b> - the 07/27/2016 at 5:02am<b>I_Like_Boobs</b> - the 07/26/2016 at 5:50am<b>BarthConnor425</b> - the 07/24/2016 at 4:01am<b>mrlucky22</b> - the 07/20/2016 at 6:14pm<b>DerBuchmacher</b> - the 07/18/2016 at 7:47am<b>Unknown242</b> - the 07/16/2016 at 7:09pm<b>A_Wilson0311</b> - the 07/03/2016 at 9:56pm<b>MoDDbest</b> - the 06/23/2016 at 8:34pm<b>Steve95401</b> - the 06/23/2016 at 4:35am<b>andrewbezy</b> - the 06/13/2016 at 2:09pm<b>sdlr32787</b> - the 06/08/2016 at 10:14am<b>stuckintime</b> - the 06/03/2016 at 12:35pm<b>Cmiller97</b> - the 05/29/2016 at 9:58pm<b>tin_cup</b> - the 05/25/2016 at 6:48pm<b>spockadelic</b> - the 05/22/2016 at 8:08am<b>Zero_TAlent_</b> - the 05/21/2016 at 9:48pm

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I agree, their lives suck

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imabassist's favorite FMLs

Today, while giving speech in class, I choked on my own spit and had a coughing fit while everyone stared at me intently. When I finally regained my composure, my teacher told me my time was up and to sit down. I hadn't even got finished the first paragraph. FML

by wheezy / 12/03/2013 at 12:28pm / United States (Mississippi) / Health

Today, I sent a group text round to my friends asking if they wanted to hang out sometime. One of my friends thought this was aimed directly at her and confessed her love for me. FML

by awkwardpaul / 11/22/2013 at 5:18am / United Kingdom (Sheffield) / Love

Today, after making several comments about how I didn't exactly look thin, my boyfriend said, "Well, at least we know you'll look good pregnant." FML

by Cheer4Life / 11/11/2013 at 4:41pm / United States (Illinois) / Love

Today, as my wife and I were getting intimate, I thought I would try a little "dirty talk". I whispered in her ear that I would "dick her down good". She couldn't stop laughing. FML

by Something I said? / 11/05/2013 at 10:26am / United States (New York) / Intimacy

Today, a stranger pulled me out of the path of a speeding taxicab. He then took one look at my face, said, "I should've left you there", and walked away. FML

by -__-" / 09/29/2013 at 1:45am / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous

Today, I summoned the courage to talk to my friends about the money they owe me for my photography services at their wedding. We had agreed on a fair price, but now they're pissed, claiming that I'm being selfish and should consider it my wedding gift to them. FML

by cheese / 09/26/2013 at 5:31pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Money

Today, I found out that the girl I've fallen in love with is a 'young-earth/dinosaurs-lived-with-humans' crackpot. FML

by GodSquad / 09/26/2013 at 4:06am / United Kingdom (Blackburn with Darwen) / Love

Today, my 2-year-old daughter overheard my wife and I arguing and fixated on one particular insult my wife threw at me. Now my daughter won't stop saying "Daddy a numbnuts", always with a big smile on her face. FML

by numbnuts / 09/23/2013 at 1:48am / Canada (British Columbia) / Kids

Today, I bought a live lobster to have for dinner. When my four year old daughter discovered it in the cooler, she thanked me incessantly for finally getting her a pet. She now won't let "Mr. Shelly" out of her sight. FML

by meganmagee / 09/16/2013 at 2:47pm / United States (Georgia) / Kids

Today, my sister announced that she and her boyfriend are getting married. Her boyfriend is my husband. We're not even legally divorced yet. FML

by still together / 08/28/2013 at 1:47pm / United States (New Jersey) / Love

Today, I found my dad drunk, sitting on the bathroom floor crying. When I asked him why, he said, "My son is gay." I'm his only child, and I'm a girl. FML

by anonymous / 08/19/2013 at 1:41am / United States (Colorado) / Miscellaneous

Today, I farted A LOT during my exam, all silent so I figured I should be OK. Then I looked around and everybody was suffocating and giving me sly looks. I am now known to everyone in the department as SuperFart. FML

by Hth / 10/27/2008 at 8:13pm / United States (Delaware) / Miscellaneous