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  • Birth Date : Monday 22 June 1992 (22 years)
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  • Number of visits : 11540
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  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 1 posted

About ima_krackerr : Well hi there :)

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Today, my grandparents were staying over my house for a couple of nights. As I was walking to my bathroom in the middle of the night, I noticed their door was open, and my grandfather was awake. I tried to say 'Hi' to him, but he didn't hear me. I then noticed that he was masturbating. FML

Today, I was straightening my hair when I heard this crunching, sizzling sound. Taking the flat iron away, I realized that I had just fused a spider to my hair with the heat. FML

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