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by notyoueallie / 08/20/2010 at 12:06am / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
by feartheend511 / 08/19/2010 at 11:48am / United States (Maryland) / Miscellaneous
by anonymous / 08/15/2010 at 9:12am / Netherlands (Gelderland) / Miscellaneous
Today, it's the third day since my mum quit smoking, and I realised that her health-drive is having a negative effect on my own health when she bitch slapped me down the stairs because she didn't get a joke I told her. FML
by Thepunchline / 08/11/2010 at 5:19am / United Kingdom (Cheshire) / Health
Today, I had an elderly woman come up to me and tell me how well I pull off the look of being bald. She said that most women can't look attractive without hair. Then she asked me if I had cancer. I had to explain to her that I am, in fact, a man, and I shave my head because I'm a swimmer. FML
by Jayswizzle / 08/11/2010 at 4:10am / United States (Colorado) / Health
by shitpile / 08/06/2010 at 2:09pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I was woken up at 3:00 am to the sound of a tape recording of a baby crying, loudly. This has been going on for 3 nights, non stop. Why? because I brought up the subject of having a baby with my wife. Clearly, you can see where she stands. FML
by kfoehslfns / 08/01/2010 at 4:45am / United States (Oregon) / Kids
Today, I was showing a house to a couple who were interested in buying. At least they "were" interested until they opened the blinds, looked out of the bedroom window and saw the neighbor on the toilet taking a dump. He was naked. He was hairy. He smiled and waved. FML
by anon / 07/25/2010 at 8:07pm / Canada (Ontario) / Work
by Betchsadface / 07/13/2010 at 12:34am / United States / Animals
by liu_kang / 03/16/2010 at 2:55pm / United States / Health
Today, my boyfriend offered to give me a piggyback ride from the house to the car as means of avoiding walking in mud. Both aware of how tall he is, he crouched extra low and I jumped extra hard. This makes for a terrible example of leapfrog, and a faceplant in the mud. FML
by Anonymous / 03/14/2010 at 10:17pm / United States (Minnesota) / Miscellaneous
Today, I woke up in pajamas I have never seen before. Usually, I sleep naked, and I live alone in a locked apartment. Then, the elderly woman next door asked for her nightgown back. Apparently, I sleep-walked and knocked on all the doors in my hallway repeatedly. I'm moving. FML
by nerdygirl101 / 03/13/2010 at 12:27am / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous
by captainkevineff / 03/11/2010 at 9:44am / United States / Health
by liz / 03/07/2010 at 8:46pm / United States (Washington) / Work
Today, I got on an empty tram and decided to sit at the back. A few minutes in I start to hear a noise and thinking it was the tram, decided to ignore it. When I heard what sounded like an evil giggle, I looked around to see that it wasn't the tram, but it was some creepy middle aged man taking photos of me. FML
by tramrider / 03/07/2010 at 11:29am / United Kingdom (Greater London) / Transportation
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, it's been 2 weeks since I ordered a printer so I could print schoolwork, that way I don't…