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by notyoueallie / 08/20/2010 at 12:06am / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
by feartheend511 / 08/19/2010 at 11:48am / United States (Maryland) / Miscellaneous
by anonymous / 08/15/2010 at 9:12am / Netherlands (Gelderland) / Miscellaneous
Today, it's the third day since my mum quit smoking, and I realised that her health-drive is having a negative effect on my own health when she bitch slapped me down the stairs because she didn't get a joke I told her. FML
by Thepunchline / 08/11/2010 at 5:19am / United Kingdom (Cheshire) / Health
Today, I had an elderly woman come up to me and tell me how well I pull off the look of being bald. She said that most women can't look attractive without hair. Then she asked me if I had cancer. I had to explain to her that I am, in fact, a man, and I shave my head because I'm a swimmer. FML
by Jayswizzle / 08/11/2010 at 4:10am / United States (Colorado) / Health
by shitpile / 08/06/2010 at 2:09pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I was woken up at 3:00 am to the sound of a tape recording of a baby crying, loudly. This has been going on for 3 nights, non stop. Why? because I brought up the subject of having a baby with my wife. Clearly, you can see where she stands. FML
by kfoehslfns / 08/01/2010 at 4:45am / United States (Oregon) / Kids
Today, I was showing a house to a couple who were interested in buying. At least they "were" interested until they opened the blinds, looked out of the bedroom window and saw the neighbor on the toilet taking a dump. He was naked. He was hairy. He smiled and waved. FML
by anon / 07/25/2010 at 8:07pm / Canada (Ontario) / Work
by Betchsadface / 07/13/2010 at 12:34am / United States / Animals
by liu_kang / 03/16/2010 at 2:55pm / United States / Health
Today, my boyfriend offered to give me a piggyback ride from the house to the car as means of avoiding walking in mud. Both aware of how tall he is, he crouched extra low and I jumped extra hard. This makes for a terrible example of leapfrog, and a faceplant in the mud. FML
by Anonymous / 03/14/2010 at 10:17pm / United States (Minnesota) / Miscellaneous
Today, I woke up in pajamas I have never seen before. Usually, I sleep naked, and I live alone in a locked apartment. Then, the elderly woman next door asked for her nightgown back. Apparently, I sleep-walked and knocked on all the doors in my hallway repeatedly. I'm moving. FML
by nerdygirl101 / 03/13/2010 at 12:27am / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous
by captainkevineff / 03/11/2010 at 9:44am / United States / Health
by liz / 03/07/2010 at 8:46pm / United States (Washington) / Work
Today, I got on an empty tram and decided to sit at the back. A few minutes in I start to hear a noise and thinking it was the tram, decided to ignore it. When I heard what sounded like an evil giggle, I looked around to see that it wasn't the tram, but it was some creepy middle aged man taking photos of me. FML
by tramrider / 03/07/2010 at 11:29am / United Kingdom (Greater London) / Transportation
- Today, while on holiday in Morocco, I got arrested by a cop. “Sir, you were driving at 90 instead… Today, I’m in Thailand and I met a monk. The conversation was so deep and interesting that, without… Today, on the road in China, I committed a small offense. A cop saw me, stopped me and told me that…