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  • Birth Date : Thursday 18 June 1998 (17 years)
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Today, I had to explain to my teenage daughter that no, the dishwasher didn't make the glasses shrink, I'd bought smaller glasses. FML

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204 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33199) - you deserved it (5954)

On 06/23/2011 at 4:53am - kids - by wow - Sent from mobile version

Today, after a night of partying, I woke up in the middle of my co-ed dorm lobby to the sound of giggles. I was in a thong with $1 monopoly bills sticking out. I'm a guy. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15623) - you deserved it (48980)

On 07/18/2009 at 2:03am - misc - by joedoe (man) - United States (California)

Today, my mom had my girlfriend and me over. Out of the blue, she pulled out my grandmother's wedding ring and gave it to me saying I can now propose. My girlfriend started screaming and said yes. I have been seeing someone else for 3 months and was going to break up with my girlfriend tomorrow. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (122103) - you deserved it (281526)

On 03/01/2009 at 4:58pm - love - by MrCanoe (man) - Canada (Manitoba)



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