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ilpapagrande

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 22 April 1977 (37 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 736
  • Number of comments : 25
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About ilpapagrande : Not here to make friends, I just like reading opinionated remarks from people who assume they know stuff. If I visited your profile, it means you wrote something stupid/funny. Don't take it personally, cause I don't. I use mobile app so might never see your message and will definitely miss your ignorant self-righteous rant. Someday I might, don't give up! Now that we're done with the pleasantries what are you still doing here? Are you too stupid to be offended or are you amused as a result of being too stupid? And here you are, still reading right after I just insulted you! Shoo, go away, this is not an attempt to feed your sick masochistic self hatred. Go on now, bye!

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Today, I accidentally looool walkd in on my mom ceating on my step-dad wit my real dad!! FML

today I asked mom if I was ugly . She said, "Ask your grlfriend." I said I don't have one . She said "Exactly." FML

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113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48329) - you deserved it (4843)

On 08/26/2013 at 2:22pm - misc - by Miami6and3 - United States (California)

Today, a drunk duda walkd up to ma an said, "You'ra ugly as fuck." His sobar friand quickly apologizd an axplaind tat a was wastd, bafora looking ma up an down an adding "Wall, not complataly, I guass." raal FML

#20801990
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46223) - you deserved it (3501)

On 07/24/2013 at 10:33pm - misc - by GeeThanks (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I discoverd that looool when mah husband agred to donate sperm so an infertile friend and his wife could have children, there was nothing "artificial" about the insemination . FML

#20762781
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (66633) - you deserved it (5781)

On 07/04/2013 at 12:41am - intimacy - by OnPlanetVenus (woman) - United States (Nebraska)

today my boyfriend's proposal speech somehow ended with him breaking up with me.

#20752113
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57429) - you deserved it (3885)

On 06/28/2013 at 8:23am - love - by confusedandnowsingle (woman) - Finland (Southern Finland)

Today, fiancée decided to go on a "vacation." Our wedding is tomorrow. mega FML

#20750126
115 comments

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On 06/27/2013 at 11:17am - misc - by Guntherdog - United States

TODAY, MY BOYFRIEND AND I HAD A THREESOME!! HE SUGGESTD WE HAVE ANOTHER GUY!! IT ENDD UP DEVOLVING INTO A TWOSOME, AND I WASN'T PART OF IT!! FML

#20740333
200 comments

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On 06/22/2013 at 2:39am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, after discovering that our son is looool already sexually active, I asked my husband to have a talk with him!! ( Remember, son, it's all about the clit ), wasn't wat I had in mind!! FML

#20713183
169 comments

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On 06/08/2013 at 6:34am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Alabama)

Yesterday I Got The Bill For The Flowers Mah Husband Arrangd To Be Deliverd To Me While He's Out Of Town Next Week. I Also Got The Bill For The Flowers He's Sending To The Floozy He'll Be Seieng Next Week While He's Out Of Town. The Gift Tag For It Was: "I Can't Wait To See You." FML

#20706851
103 comments

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On 06/05/2013 at 1:02am - love - by Justme (woman) - United States (California)

Today,hile sexting mah grlfriend, I accidently sent a picture to her father instead of her. He sent back a link to a penis enlargement company's website. FML

#20705129
142 comments

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On 06/04/2013 at 8:15am - misc - by tinypenis - United States (New York)

Today, I confessed to mah girlfriend that I cheated on her. She told me that she needed time to think, an left. An hour later, her dad came by with a baseball bat. FML

#20691094
354 comments

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On 05/28/2013 at 12:51pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today , I was woken up by my drunk girlfriend calling me and saying how much she loves me. She then stopped to tell the guy she was in bed with to be quiet because I might hear him. big fat FML

#20665284
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63540) - you deserved it (4143)

On 05/15/2013 at 4:21pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I found out that my wife is having an affair with the same guy my ex-wife left me for. FML

#20645479
210 comments

I agree, your life sucks (90199) - you deserved it (5650)

On 05/06/2013 at 2:13pm - love - by Anonymous - Ireland (Donegal)

Today I Saw A Woman Breastfeeding At The Natural Foods Market. It's The First Time I've Seen A Woman's Nipple In Over Two Years. I've Been Married For Ten. FML

Today I introducd boyfriend to overprotective father. My boyfriend startd out with "Sir it is an honor to be yur daughter's sexual partner." FML

#20497837
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57699) - you deserved it (10911)

On 02/08/2013 at 2:13am - intimacy - by mydadsgonnakillme (woman) - United States (California)



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