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Today, I was the only driver at the pizza place I work at, since it was the morning shift. My recently made ex-boyfriend ordered pizza for delivery. Guess who got to take it to him. And guess who got a 34 cent tip. FML
by MagickAngel / 05/23/2016 at 3:19am / United States (Michigan) / Love
Today, I briefly had the coolest boss in the world. He stormed over to a nasty customer who was giving me hell, and he absolutely laid into her. It lasted about 10 seconds before he collapsed from a major heart attack. A coworker's already blamed me for not pacifying the customer in the first place and causing all this to happen. FML
by Anonymous / 04/30/2016 at 2:20am / Australia / Work
Today, I was laying on the couch with a cast on my broken ankle. My brother thought it would be funny to shoot my cast with a high-powered pellet gun. It went straight through the cast and now I need to go back to the hospital. FML
by brandogg / 04/29/2016 at 8:11pm / United States (New Mexico) / Miscellaneous
Today, I had a throbbing cluster headache. It didn't help matters when an angry customer yelled at me because a dress was "defective." Why was it defective? It didn't fit her. Why didn't it fit her? It was the wrong size. FML
by checkthelabel / 04/25/2016 at 8:00pm / United States (California) / Work
by Anonymous / 04/15/2016 at 1:56pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by pissedandpoor / 04/15/2016 at 1:50pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Money
Today, my boss - whose intelligence level hovers a hair above "Herpity derpity derp" - got up my ass and accused me of lying to him. All because I said that just because I'm a network admin, I can't make his 7 year old piece of crap Blackberry magically be able to use 4G networks. FML
by Anonymous / 03/11/2016 at 2:44pm / United States (California) / Work
by GrandTheftArson / 03/08/2016 at 10:51pm / Canada (Ontario) / Transportation
Today, some muscle-head showed up at my house and started beating on me. Turned out my son had been posing online as a Navy SEAL, using a picture of me, and had dared this guy to come over and fight him. FML
by Anonymous / 03/02/2016 at 12:54pm / United States (Iowa) / Health
by Anonymous / 02/28/2016 at 6:06am / United States (Tennessee) / Health
by Anonymous / 02/19/2016 at 1:26pm / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
by MorlockWarlock / 02/19/2016 at 12:16pm / United States (Indiana) / Work
Today, I sent an email to my teacher asking if a source was a primary source, he replied yes. I got my grade back for my essay and it was worse than I expected. My teacher said it was because I didn't use a primary source. I showed him the email, to which he replied, "Well, I was wrong in the email." FML
by Anonymous / 02/17/2016 at 8:16am / Canada (Quebec) / Work
by Anonymous / 02/16/2016 at 11:04pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
by CodeJunky / 02/16/2016 at 9:15pm / United States / Transportation