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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 16 January 1997 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 344
  • Number of comments : 14
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, while walking my dog, we came across two men having a heated argument in the street. My dog decided the perfect place to poop was right next to them. He wouldn't budge no matter what. Meanwhile, one of the men pulled a knife, and I practically shat myself. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29665) - you deserved it (2439)

On 03/13/2015 at 11:30pm - misc - by Anonymous -

Today, my manager accused me of stealing $20. I didn't do it, but since she said she was going to call the cops, I gave her some of my own money. She still called the cops. FML

Today, during a family game of basketball, my 15 year old son shoved me hard to get the ball. I fell and cut my arm badly on the ground. I yelled at him for being an idiot. He replied "Oh jeez, a bleeding woman being a bitch, what a fucking shocker." My husband doubled over laughing. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38275) - you deserved it (6729)

On 01/23/2015 at 2:25pm - kids - by nosexforthee (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my psycho neighbor finished building a cannon. An honest-to-god, on-wheels, could-be-on-a-pirate-ship cannon. And now he's testing it in the forest by my house. I'm pretty scared for my life, to be honest. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40273) - you deserved it (4284)

On 06/11/2014 at 4:36pm - misc - by ldrik1 (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was at my school's spaghetti dinner with my family. My brother shook up my mom's soda, as a prank. My entire class witnessed my mom waving around an overflowing Diet Coke while my dad yelled, "Come on, put your mouth on it! Suck it! Suck it, Kathy!" FML

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209 comments

I agree, your life sucks (117136) - you deserved it (8832)

On 08/18/2009 at 3:20pm - misc - by gbhlaughingstock (man) - United States

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (242291) - you deserved it (82332)

On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)



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