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ilovemychem
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 17 August 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 801
  • Number of comments : 60
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About ilovemychem : Hey! I'm Kathryn! I'm 16, fitness, vegan, music

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Visits<b>moron011</b> - 24 hours ago<b>michaelm1290</b> - yesterday at 8:05pm<b>Stazza11</b> - yesterday at 6:44pm<b>haylburg</b> - the 05/21/2015 at 1:01pm<b>MrFloooo</b> - the 05/19/2015 at 1:30pm<b>mikelwhalen</b> - the 05/19/2015 at 1:04am<b>HarshD9619</b> - the 05/18/2015 at 2:22pm<b>knightofdarkness</b> - the 05/17/2015 at 10:27pm<b>dubb420</b> - the 05/09/2015 at 6:44am<b>vandahalas</b> - the 05/08/2015 at 6:27pm<b>pikon</b> - the 05/05/2015 at 10:44am<b>delilablue95</b> - the 05/04/2015 at 9:48pm<b>Wizardo</b> - the 05/02/2015 at 8:56am<b>Mitchellbassists</b> - the 05/01/2015 at 11:18pm<b>LeBandit</b> - the 05/01/2015 at 10:26am<b>supreme_umbra</b> - the 05/01/2015 at 9:16am<b>HarryHirsch</b> - the 05/01/2015 at 2:29am<b>ejs9576349</b> - the 04/30/2015 at 8:13pm

Fucked!<b>mikelwhalen</b> - the 05/19/2015 at 7:04am<b>knightofdarkness</b> - the 05/16/2015 at 8:21am<b>MrFloooo</b> - the 05/08/2015 at 3:05pm<b>supreme_umbra</b> - the 05/01/2015 at 3:16pm<b>HarshD9619</b> - the 04/28/2015 at 10:17am<b>vargaso</b> - the 12/01/2014 at 11:40pm<b>Stazza11</b> - the 12/01/2014 at 12:27am<b>bladerunner1131</b> - the 11/14/2014 at 2:05am

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ilovemychem's favorite FMLs

Today, my girlfriend visited my restaurant with some guy I'd never seen before. She introduced him to me as her "new boyfriend". She was always a cold bitch, but I never saw this coming. I had to serve their food while choking back tears, and I couldn't work up the nerve to spit in it. FML

#21260464
225 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51520) - you deserved it (4995)

On 09/18/2014 at 3:32am - love - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my mom spent over $200 getting me tested for every drug in the book. All because I admitted to smoking a single cigarette two years ago. FML

#21129797
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46567) - you deserved it (7333)

On 05/03/2014 at 5:10pm - health - by ughhhh - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me he wanted to drive to India. Thinking he meant Indiana, I said sure, knowing I have friends there. He said, "Bangladesh, India, here we come!" He was serious. FML

#21128139
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37710) - you deserved it (6735)

On 05/01/2014 at 5:29pm - misc - by GAGirl1 (woman) - United States

Today, my overly-attached 14-year-old cat wanted attention while I was in a heated Skype argument with my girlfriend. Worked up from the fight, I raised my voice and said, "Not now, go away!" He ran to his little bed, had a heart attack and died. I was a complete dick to my cat in his last moments. FML

#21108570
361 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65579) - you deserved it (32839)

On 04/09/2014 at 2:40pm - animals - by Brody89 (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, the clock in the study lounge was off, so I was half-an-hour late to class. I was too embarrassed to walk in late, so I sat for the next half-hour with my ear against the door trying to hear the lecture. People stopped to ask if there was something wrong with me. Yeah, probably. FML

#21096550
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35169) - you deserved it (10421)

On 03/25/2014 at 11:31pm - work - by SocialAnxietySucks (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was walking and saw a quarter. I bent down to pick it up. Barely a foot ahead there was another, so I crawled over to get it. This continued for about six feet when I realize a kid was laying them out in a trail. I had collected 7 fake quarters and the kid had it on video. FML

#21087786
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40763) - you deserved it (19557)

On 03/15/2014 at 11:46pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, at work, a customer asked me to unlock the restroom for them. I honestly couldn't figure out which gender they were, but I didn't want to be rude and ask, so I took a chance. I unlocked the wrong one. FML

#21056381
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44091) - you deserved it (5224)

On 02/10/2014 at 3:48pm - work - by elizabethkalyn (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, my mother thought it would be funny to sneak into my room at night and scream like a demon after I had explained to her how scared I was of the exorcist movie I had just seen. She claims it wasn't her. FML

#21054343
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43058) - you deserved it (5839)

On 02/08/2014 at 12:13pm - misc - by so scared - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my crush kissed me for the first time. However, my hair was falling into my face and getting in the way. No problem, I wear a wig so without thinking, I simply removed it. I don't think he'll kiss me again anytime soon. FML

#20755685
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49158) - you deserved it (18922)

On 06/30/2013 at 6:58am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, a coworker informed me that she thinks I may be descended from a race of goblins, because of my squat stature, ugly face and hairy arms. She was being completely serious. FML

#19995807
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22131) - you deserved it (1957)

On 08/01/2012 at 1:46am - work - by Goblin Girl (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, a girl told me she couldn't text me anymore, because she was too tired and had to sleep. Over the next three hours, she updated her Facebook and Twitter accounts, and made a YouTube video of herself singing. FML

#19994423
245 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28016) - you deserved it (5679)

On 07/31/2012 at 12:17pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, I went to my favorite burger joint. Upon taking the first bite of my burger, I dislocated my jaw, and the waiters had to call 911. FML

#19990108
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21343) - you deserved it (2300)

On 07/29/2012 at 1:15am - health - by cherknobil (man) - United States (California)

Today, I met a hot guy at the bar and we hit it off instantly. After a few drinks, he called a cab for us. When it arrived, I seducingly asked, "My place or yours?" He responds, "Both. I'll go to mine and you go to yours" and walked away. The cab driver laughed the whole way home. FML

#19509709
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26755) - you deserved it (11043)

On 04/22/2012 at 3:01am - misc - by ultraattitude - United States (California)

Today, my doctor told me my asthma was being triggered by my dad's smoking. He wrote a note to my dad, asking him to refrain from smoking while around me. My dad took one look at the note, then threw it in the trash, saying the doctor "doesn't know what he's talking about." FML

#15977216
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41312) - you deserved it (2739)

On 04/29/2011 at 12:09pm - health - by Wtf (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I went to the ER after a fall. Before the nurse did an X-Ray, she gave me a pregnancy test. It came back negative. I joked "No martians have crawled into my uterus, then?" She didn't get it, and I had my head scanned for brain trauma. Never crack a joke in a hospital. FML

#14618568
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27341) - you deserved it (7192)

On 01/17/2011 at 9:08pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)



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