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illuminera

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 5 January 2000 (16 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 341
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Visits<b>SKITTLZ2000</b> - the 12/05/2014 at 1:35am<b>Welshite</b> - the 09/06/2014 at 6:14am<b>papashaan</b> - the 06/09/2014 at 3:09pm

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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

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illuminera's favorite FMLs

Today, I was glued to the toilet all day, gushing fountains of crap, due to my own bad cooking. It got so bad that I ran out of toilet paper and had to desperately jump in the shower and stay there for nearly two hours. I can't even feel my own asshole any more. FML

by Numbass123 / 05/04/2014 at 1:17pm / United States (Nevada) / Health

Today, I was on my way home when I saw a cop hiding behind a Budget truck. I immediately slowed down and prayed that he wouldn't give me a ticket. Then I realized I was walking. FML

by kas / 04/30/2009 at 1:41pm / United States (Indiana) / Transportation