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Today, I was glued to the toilet all day, gushing fountains of crap, due to my own bad cooking. It got so bad that I ran out of toilet paper and had to desperately jump in the shower and stay there for nearly two hours. I can't even feel my own asshole any more. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42581) - you deserved it (10884)

On 05/04/2014 at 1:17pm - health - by Numbass123 (man) - United States (Nevada)



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