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Today, I was heading to the bathroom when I clearly saw a little boy walking into my bedroom. My wife and I live alone, and I screamed at the top of my lungs, thinking he was a ghost. Turns out my wife collected him from school for a friend, and I just didn't hear them arrive. FML


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On 05/11/2012 at 5:41pm - misc - by rongo12 (man) -

Today, my girlfriend of 2 years texted me saying "I can't wait to f*ck later." I replied saying, "Couldn't we just spend time together?" Her response was, "What are you, a girl?" FML


I agree, your life sucks (20880) - you deserved it (50663)

On 04/12/2012 at 12:06am - intimacy - by girly (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my new roommate took a shower. This would be a good thing, except for the fact that it's apparently taken her two months just to take this one. I have to live with her for another year. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23712) - you deserved it (1941)

On 04/05/2012 at 12:18pm - misc - by I hate nasty people - United States (Indiana)

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