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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 5 May 1995 (18 years)
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  • Number of comments : 7
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Today, I woke up to a stranger in my bed. Just as my parents responded to my screaming, I remembered that I'd helped my boyfriend sneak in through my window last night. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24214) - you deserved it (61090) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 06/21/2013 at 6:18pm - love - by breeeeeh (woman) - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was playing with my vibrator. I was getting close when all of a sudden it short-circuited and made a sound like a laughing clown, scaring me half to death. FML

Today, I woke up to my pants off and my vibrator still on. I fell asleep masturbating. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17688) - you deserved it (48494)

On 07/12/2011 at 1:25pm - intimacy - by 44haley44 - United States

Today, I asked my boyfriend why he chose me out of all the hotter girls out there. He told me it's because I have great birthing hips. Apparently I'm having six children. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25527) - you deserved it (4768)

On 10/18/2010 at 5:06am - love - by louise. - Australia (New South Wales)



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