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by Cereal_mistress / 10/07/2013 at 2:54pm / United States (California) / Love
by Anonymous / 10/01/2013 at 4:25pm / Canada (Quebec) / Love
Today, a coworker at school yelled at one of our students to be quiet. The kid got pretty upset, so I went to comfort him. He held my hand for the rest of the class, telling me in vivid detail how he was going to kill my coworker. Now I'm afraid to look at him. FML
by Anonymous / 10/01/2013 at 12:36pm / United States (California) / Work
by Anonymous / 09/29/2013 at 8:15pm / Brazil (Sao Paulo) / Work
by NotSoTypical / 09/29/2013 at 7:30pm / United States / Money
by -___- / 09/29/2013 at 3:46pm / United States (Illinois) / Intimacy
by what / 09/25/2013 at 10:42am / Canada (Alberta) / Intimacy
by so_screwed / 09/25/2013 at 2:59am / United States (California) / Love
by madden2014 / 09/19/2013 at 6:23pm / United States (California) / Work
by anon / 09/09/2013 at 11:15am / United States (New Jersey) / Intimacy
by me / 08/21/2013 at 7:45pm / Ireland (Dublin) / Love
Today, while working at a daycare, I had to change a kid's diaper. This may seem normal for a daycare worker, but not when it's a 7-year-old kid who is still not potty-trained and shat their pants. FML
by CrappyDay / 08/20/2013 at 1:14pm / United States / Kids
Today, at the pool, a kid no older than 8 was sitting on the diving board, not letting anyone else use it. I went over and tried to reason with him, but he wouldn't listen. My uncle stormed over, said "I got this!" and punted him over the edge. We both got thrown out for "bullying" the kid. FML
by JuggaloSlasher15 / 08/08/2013 at 7:03pm / United States (California) / Kids
Today, I was lifeguarding a pool party for a bunch of eight year olds. One of them decided it'd be funny to have a contest to see who could make the most bubbles with their farts. It led to three kids shitting themselves in the pool, and me having the dubious honor of cleaning it up. FML
by benjo / 08/06/2013 at 2:07pm / United States / Kids
by Anonymous / 07/28/2013 at 8:46pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
- 1Today, my neighbor's 4-year-old daughter came up to me and asked if she could have my dog. When I… 2Today, after working for Uber for a few weeks I realized that my driver rating was dropping. After… 3Today, I received a phone call, angry at me for not calling my dad on Father's Day. When I told her…