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Today, I heard my sister talking to my mom about me, saying that I have the ability to suck the life out of a room like a Dementor. I walked in and asked what she meant by that. My mom replied, "She means you're an asshole." I love you too, mom. FML
by jigglepuff / 02/09/2014 at 12:00pm / United States (Arizona) / Miscellaneous
Today, while cleaning a carpet in my house, something in it sliced my foot. I couldn't find what it was, so I went to clean the wound. 10 minutes later, I sliced my foot again on the same thing. I still can't figure out what it was. FML
by sashimi9999 / 02/06/2014 at 8:32pm / United States (California) / Health
by tigerisabelle / 02/05/2014 at 10:39pm / Miscellaneous
by well i'm fucked / 02/03/2014 at 5:47pm / United States (Washington) / Love
Today, while in the prison I work at, I came down with severe digestion issues. Master control probably laughed as they watched me wait at the security gates in a cold sweat, squeezing my ass-cheeks together like an inmate smuggling contraband. FML
by TwistedCherub1 / 02/01/2014 at 5:42pm / United States / Work
Today, I finally finished making my daughter's wedding cake. When I checked on it later, I found a large slice had been cut out. I soon found out that my husband had instagrammed himself eating it, with the caption "#guiltypleasures". FML
by Anonymous / 01/31/2014 at 11:36am / United Kingdom / Miscellaneous
Today, I had an upset stomach all day at work. When lunch break came, I rushed to the bathroom. Just as I turned into an unstoppable human whoopie cushion, a co-worker walked in. He heard the entire arse symphony, and just asked "What the fuck, dude?!" as he left. FML
by Anonymous / 01/30/2014 at 5:46pm / United Kingdom (Lancashire) / Work
Today, I was taking a leisurely stroll through the woods in the nice cool weather, when a mountain biker came out of nowhere and tore past, barely missing me. As I counted my luck, another biker followed the first and crashed right into me. FML
by ramble ramble / 01/30/2014 at 3:55pm / United States (North Carolina) / Health
by soon to be unemployed / 01/28/2014 at 5:36pm / United Kingdom (Southampton) / Work
by :( / 01/27/2014 at 5:31pm / Algeria / Miscellaneous
by Estee1024 / 01/24/2014 at 12:28am / United States (California) / Kids
Today, I was getting ready for a night out with the girls, and without any hint of trickery, just wanting an honest answer, I asked my boyfriend how I looked in the dress I chose. He immediately dropped to his knees, yelled, "NOOOOOOOOO!" and calmly left the room. FML
by -_-" / 01/11/2014 at 6:13pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
by gottacatchemall / 01/08/2014 at 12:43am / United States / Intimacy
Today, I realised after showering that I didn't have a towel, so I thought I would risk a naked dash to my brother's room to steal one of his. He and his friend were in the room and both agreed that I needed a "trim". FML
by Anonymous / 01/06/2014 at 1:59pm / South Africa / Intimacy
- Today, I ordered ham and cheese sandwich. it would have tasted good if the cheese wasn't covered in… Today, I got home from a double shift to find my husband in bed with my sister. Also, I found out I… Today, my mom asked me to wait in the car while she went into walmart. "It'll be like 10 minutes"…